cowboy
Oct 29 2005, 09:58 AM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Oct 29 2005, 09:55 AM)
i'll leave with that one on here. have to go grocery shopping. muah much love.
thank you hott can't wait til you get back.
mountainlust
Oct 29 2005, 09:58 AM
Now, I can begin my day.
Thanks Hott! Hope to see you soon!
lonely1275
Oct 29 2005, 09:58 AM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Oct 29 2005, 09:54 AM)
another one of my favorites!
That is bound to be an all-time favorite with a lot of men. Rates a 10 in my book.
Christof
Oct 29 2005, 10:24 AM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Oct 29 2005, 09:54 AM)
another one of my favorites!
Dang I turn my back for a few minutes and miss this?
Gnappster
Oct 29 2005, 11:14 AM
i missed most of the fun,
but I wuuld like to climb to the top of that booby mountain
hott1976
Oct 29 2005, 11:15 AM
ha gnappy you've seen the best of them...and then some. muah
Gnappster
Oct 29 2005, 11:16 AM
well i havent seen one of your pics that isn't the best of em lol
closeup
Oct 30 2005, 12:55 PM
I was hoping to see you here on Sunday morning. Instead of going to church, I was going to worship your boobs instead.
hott1976
Oct 30 2005, 05:46 PM
that is so sweet closeup but i'm sure you had no problem finding someones pretty titties to worship! Muah
Imagirlwatcher
Oct 30 2005, 05:55 PM
Noooo! I missed them!...*throws self off cliff*
closeup
Oct 30 2005, 07:37 PM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Oct 30 2005, 05:46 PM)
that is so sweet closeup but i'm sure you had no problem finding someones pretty titties to worship! Muah
Nobody was around! Your tits would cause a Bishop to kick out a stained-glass window just to get a good look..
closeup
Oct 31 2005, 09:48 PM
To: Hott 1976
From: Levi Strauss & Co.
RE: Broken zippers and buttons
Dear Ms Hott,
It has come to our attention that several hundred pairs of Levi jeans sold in the Fredricksburg, VA area have been returned for repair. All these jeans had broken zippers or the buttons on the fly had popped off. After several months of exhaustive research, we've narrowed the problem done to one possibility-you. All these jeans endured normal wear and tear until the wearer encountered you somewhere out in public. While we strive for the highest quality, these zippers and buttons failed time after time.As you can imagine, this is getting quite expensive for us to deal with. Hence, we have set forth the following guidelines for you to follow to help us fix this costly problem:
1) When bending over in the supermarket aisle or laundrymat, please limit the amount of wiggle and try to keep the duration under five seconds.
2) No eating eclairs or bananas within sight of any male over 16.
3) When licking an ice cream cone for the first time, no swirling your tongue over the top and moaning Mmmmmm.
4) When wearing a skirt or dress, bras are optional but panties or thongs are a must.
We hope you recognize the seriousness of our concerns and will help reduce the number of Levis being returned for repair. If these guidelines don't fix the problem, we will have to start installing a more heavy duty zipper on our Virginia bound jeans. We hope it won't come to that. Thank-you for your cooperation.
Levi Strauss & Co.
jrock8
Nov 1 2005, 01:32 AM
that's hysterical... part of me hopes you stole that from somewhere else, otherwise it's a ton of effort... but really funny nonetheless (and i'm sure she'll appreciate the effort, lucky bastard, lol)
hott1976
Nov 1 2005, 06:24 PM
i love it!
hott1976
Nov 1 2005, 06:28 PM
have a few new shot..care to view?
hott1976
Nov 1 2005, 06:32 PM
well...i start in here by myself...
hott1976
Nov 1 2005, 06:33 PM
i knew you'd be in here.. or thought you would.
Gnappster
Nov 1 2005, 06:34 PM
i'm all up for a photo spread (lotsa sexual innuendo there lol)
Gnappster
Nov 1 2005, 06:36 PM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 1 2005, 06:32 PM)
well...i start in here by myself...
it looks COLD in there
hott1976
Nov 1 2005, 06:37 PM
lots of peeps up in here tonight...this may be my big debut. LOL
hott1976
Nov 1 2005, 06:39 PM
i have a few new shots...
you like?
cowboy
Nov 1 2005, 06:42 PM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 1 2005, 06:39 PM)
i have a few new shots...
you like?
OH yes I do like that
Gnappster
Nov 1 2005, 06:43 PM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 1 2005, 06:39 PM)
i have a few new shots...
you like?
mmm...nicely shaved
hott1976
Nov 1 2005, 06:46 PM
thought you would get a kick out of that one.
hott1976
Nov 1 2005, 06:47 PM
maybe should add that to the kitty's of rmm thread
hott1976
Nov 1 2005, 06:55 PM
hi boys.
Hardabs
Nov 1 2005, 06:59 PM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 1 2005, 06:55 PM)
hello hotttie
hott1976
Nov 1 2005, 06:59 PM
you missed the kitty shot!
Hardabs
Nov 1 2005, 07:01 PM
paybarraman
Nov 2 2005, 08:33 AM
Imagirlwatcher
Nov 2 2005, 11:18 AM
I missed you again!...*throws self into oncoming traffic*
polyamorous96
Nov 2 2005, 12:30 PM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Nov 2 2005, 07:33 AM)
I always miss everything too
Gnappster
Nov 2 2005, 12:52 PM
she usually just calls me up when she is gonna post new pics
paybarraman
Nov 2 2005, 12:54 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 2 2005, 11:52 AM)
she usually just calls me up when she is gonna post new pics
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fuck you Gnappy!!!
DICK!!!
**damn why didnt I think of giving her my number?**
hott1976
Nov 5 2005, 11:10 AM
i'm boycotting this place...i'll never make it onto top melons of the month.
![sad.gif](http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
The small ones never make it.
Gnappster
Nov 5 2005, 11:27 AM
I don't see how you can't. I always give you a ten, as I'm sure everyone else who frequents this forum does. It's a damn consporacy!
hott1976
Nov 5 2005, 11:51 AM
not sure either. little pretties don't make it very often. Not to often do i see b cups on there! Oh well. gotta just be satisfied with the comments and the fanclub!
Christof
Nov 5 2005, 12:26 PM
Its definitely a big fan club, as well it should be, you always get 10s from me too
r8rman
Nov 5 2005, 01:06 PM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 5 2005, 11:51 AM)
not sure either. little pretties don't make it very often. Not to often do i see b cups on there! Oh well. gotta just be satisfied with the comments and the fanclub!
Fanclub? Well blow me down, I never knew.... how do I get an application? Would love to be a member and faithful supporter....
ILOVEBOOBS05
Nov 5 2005, 03:48 PM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 5 2005, 03:10 PM)
i'm boycotting this place...i'll never make it onto top melons of the month.
![sad.gif](http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
The small ones never make it.
i def give u 10 evey time, if i could i would give u more xxxxxxxx
closeup
Nov 6 2005, 01:44 PM
Another Sunday and no Hott. Sunday's were meant for football, beer and Hott's boobs. Take away any of the three and it's just not the same. You should make a note to yourself on Saturday night; "Post sexy pictures on RMM tommorrow." so you don't forget. Leave it on your bathroom mirror where you'll see it. As far as boycotting the ratings page, you don't need to hear the usual
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about it's the comments that count, etc. Keep posting there because it's fun for us to study your pictures and assign a score.You'll be depriving a group of guys who don't go to the forums pictures of your sexy bod. And I promise to give a ten to any picture that includes a peek at your kitty.
hott1976
Nov 6 2005, 03:40 PM
awww..that is sweet. Closeup..you are one of my favorites always.
cowboy
Nov 6 2005, 04:15 PM
I agree with closeup not the same without you here
hott1976
Nov 6 2005, 04:22 PM
here gnappy gnappy... a new one for you.
cowboy
Nov 6 2005, 04:25 PM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 6 2005, 04:22 PM)
here gnappy gnappy... a new one for you.
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Damm that is fine
Gnappster
Nov 6 2005, 04:25 PM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 6 2005, 04:22 PM)
here gnappy gnappy... a new one for you.
![smile.gif](http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
sweet! you read my mind
hott1976
Nov 6 2005, 04:26 PM
i thought so.
cowboy
Nov 6 2005, 04:29 PM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 6 2005, 04:26 PM)
i thought so.
![smile.gif](http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
With pics like the last one I know why your name is hott
hott1976
Nov 6 2005, 04:29 PM
ha!
hott1976
Nov 6 2005, 04:30 PM
i am the only one posting now... no competition.
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