lol i guess i deserved that

That may or may not be the case. It's hard to tell. We often ridicule the undeserving around here too. We don't like to discriminate.

here's a new pic!

Glad to see you still come back to share your beauty with us.

Wow! That body is amazing!

I love that ass, it's been sorely missed Hey sexy, long time no see

you know what....don't you look at me like that mr. puppet!!!!!!!!!!!

damn you look good in those heels...very very nice legs I wanna rail you hard in those

good god.....what a set of walking sticks you have......i must say that those are phenomenal and that ass is scrumptous.

Wow, Hott. What a sexy pic. You have great legs, great ass, great stomach, great boobs, great arms, and great everything else. Love the way your legs look in them heels. I'm glad you're starting to show more of your whole body in some of your pics. You are one sexy little Hotttie. Please keep showin' more.

And what a smoking body this is!!! Damn, this is fine!! Loved the new posted pics too!!

What a HOTT lady!

want to touch the hiney! (hott's hiney)

Why is there a gummy candy stuck to it?

I don't want to touch I wanna smack it!!!!

a gummi venus de milo to be exact

This girl is hotter than Hot! What a body!

hott, the new pics are amazing! you rock my world!

man this is a kick ass thread redneack girl keep on posting pictures

Wrong thread Clown! Hot kick the clown's ass for calling you redneck!

That's my girl. Such a fox.

Hott, you are amazing. I love when you hvae pics up for ratings so I can give you 10s. Sorry I was behind the ball when you were posting them. I'm all caught up now and ready to drool over your sexy body.

A Math Quiz for All Fredricksburg High School Seniors

1) If a plane leaves Fredricksburg at 9am and travels at 400 mph, what state would the plane be over when Hott joins the Mile-High Club?
A. 5281 feet over Virginia
B. Two seconds after the seat belt sign goes off
C. Already a member

2) If Hott walks thru the frozen food aisle of the local supermarket in a thin t-shirt, how many guys are going to check out her hard nipples?
A. All of them
B. Only the ones there without their wives
C. Only the ones who won't mind sleeping on the sofa.
D. All except Bruce, the gay stockboy, who'll be checking out her shoes and purse

3) If Hott's vibrator will run for one hour on two "D" batteries, how many batteries will she use in a year?
A. 300
B. None, it plugs into the wall
C. Summer is coming, buy stock in Duracell.

4) When Hott posts a sexy picture on the ratings page of RateMyMelons, what is the lowest acceptable score?

A. 10 Always
B. 10 If it shows a bit of her kitty
C. 10 if it shows her sexy tan lines

5. How many 12 ounce cans of whipped cream would it take to cover Hott in a layer two inches thick?

A. Four-She's a small woman
B. Depends on how many get licked off in the application process
C. One- Only the tasty parts get covered

6. If Hott's tongue is two inches short of reaching her nipples, what is the best solution?

A. Longer tongue
B. Bigger Boobs
C. Have somebody else do the licking.

Scoring the Test

10 points for each time you pictured Hott naked (20 if you are female)
5 points for each time you thought of a better answer than the ones provided
50 points if you're Hott, because you'd know the right answer

Ya thanks for the test i didn't get half way thru the first question c ause I had to keep scrolling back up to the new pic of hot and we all know where that led me.

I wish I had teachers like her in highschool... i might have paid attention in class. Probably not to what she was teaching though!

Could you actually imagine having a teacher that hot though? Look at all the accidental wood you had to try and hide just from the cute girls in class. Now add that to your imagination ,I would have to add duct tape as part of getting ready everyday.

Hott's gonna be teaching an additional class next fall, "Working with Wood" It'll be the only shop class where the guys have to supply their own wood, but I don't think that's going to keep anyone from signing up.

closeup...
the quiz is to damn funny. It's funny cause i was imagining myself in most of those scenarios. Especially the tongue one! Thanks for your kind words...
BTW, i don't teach high school.

Hi Hott!!!

Sorry I've missed you around here so much. Glad to see you're on now. Your new pics are amazing.

Sorry I don't have a post that could complete with that quiz, but I can say that I knew all the right answers.

#6--C
pick me, pick me, pick me

I don't know how far "down here" was, but I took a vacation and Bobaloo dropped the ball....

I know you don't teach High School but the quiz is for grown-ups only. Maybe it should be on a college entrance exam.

Hey now. that post was from April 9, which is a sunday. I'm not often on here over the weekend. I may have dropped the ball, but give me a little slack.

In any case, Hott, sorry if I'm responsible for letting you drop to near the bottom. I'll be better at keeping you on top from now on.

Hot on top. Now that's just where I want her.

all i can say is i worked hard to post some new shots of the entire bod and the scores are low. Again...my claim to fame on this site is fuck em'. We either got some jealous human females or some wierd dudes...or a little of both! Oh well...keep strutin' my stuff till the bod gets old and saggy.

Feel Free to reply to that with all honesty..i know i am going to hear how full of shit i am or how full of myself i am. Unfortunetly i work hard for what i got and it isn't all about the ta ta's.

AND THAT IS ALLL............................

My line!


What are your scores right now anyway. When I voted on them they were in the upper 7's, which is a pretty good score around here. Have they dropped significantly? I don't know how someone couldn't rate them high, they are beautiful!

I find that when girls post pics in my 411 their scores magically go up across the board

I'm so glad you posted new shots. i voted you all 10s cuz that's what your sexy body deserves.

Keep on struttin' cuz your fans love it!!!

I'd rather you be full of me

And you're right... it's not all about the ta tas


God I hope not. I hope that's never all, Hott.

Hot keep doing what your doing those of us that matter love it. And for those who don't ah who cares they don't matter!!!

You're right, someone is scoring you really low. I woke up in the middle of the night a few days ago and decided to see who was logged on. There was only one other person on at that time. When I went to the ratings page, it must have been right after the pictures went up. Anyway, alot of the scores were ones, including yours. I'm not going to name names because it may have just been a coincidence but SOMEBODY was putting up alot of ones.

Hey I know the feeling. I watched my score stay at the top all day yesterday, then, suddenly my score began to drop overnight from what I can only see as a bunch of 1's. Seems like there is a conspiracy going on.

Girls can be so catty. That's why i don't bother too much with the ratings pages. I mostly do it to help Jon and C-man. If I want attention from my fans I post where they know to find me. Don't worry hott you chose a fitting name for yourself 'cause you are hot!

you or defintly hot from head to toe and all that post pictures in here we love you

And I don't get it either! You have one extremely hot body and have taken great shots to post. I know I've given you 10's as I think you are one great lady (mind & body) and don't understand how others cannot see the same thing.

Must be some blind guys out there or extremely insecure women giving low scores.

Just know......YOU ARE HOT!! WAY HOTT!!!

And thanks for sharing your gorgeous self with us!!!

And you are another one that I can't understand how you'd get a low score. You also have posted great pics that one would have a hard time not giving a high score too! The last couple posts have been incredible and 10's all the way!! Your score also should be higher.

I don't get how some people score someone as hot as you low, it just doesn't make sense. Both you and HOTT are that, HOT!!

Don't worry about those that can't see........those of us that can see are very pleased!!!!!

Well, I'm not really complaining about what my score ends up. Its how it gets there. It satyed at 8.4 until I got 170 votes. Then like 30 votes later it was down to 7.8 overnight. I just have a good time on here anyway. Screw the haters

you will strut forever because i don't see you ever getty saggy

Was it Closeup? I hear he's a real trouble maker!

ha! I have a few ideas.... I won't name any names either.
My thoughts on it are this.... everone is born with titties. They are hard to adjust or alter (unless of course you have the money or want to go through that procedure). Maintaining or creating a healthy body is something that takes work which many don't like to do. Here at RMM people are quick to compliment a set of titties regardless of the rest of the package. Big tits and big everything else is ok around here.
People (espeically women) are not as willing to compliment on a good looking girl if the body is not feasible or attainable for themselves.
Just stirring the shit! Thanks for the kind words all. I appreciate it. I'm not here for a confidence booster just to chat it up and share with you all what i have (aren't we all here for that reason?). closeup..pm me i'd like to hear your take or your "somebody".

It's all good that there is a discussion about the meaning of the scores on the main page. In the absence of any objective standard and controls, as well as tangible outcome, i.e. prizes such as cash or scholarships, we probably eventually all agree that the scores are pretty meaningless. The true meaning is that it is, for the most part, a fun and easy game that pulls in advertising revenue. The income that is generated is sufficient enough to support the other activities at RMM that provide hours of enjoyment for the rest of us. Thank you to hot 1976 and the women of RMM for putting your egos and vanity on the line for our benefit.