and how

Let's us imagine that we are picking you up at Moe's

I'll play Barney as it is closest to my actual demeanor

Found a peanut!

I've never been one to get stuff for how I've looked.... so it kinda suprised me the other day when this gentlemen at subway gave me the military discount, the senior citizen discount, and the employee discount... Don't get me wrong, I loved the almost free meal... but I really hate the idea of getting anything or getting anywhere because of how I look...

do any other girls get this? Like... I'd much rather just hear "oh you look wonderful today." annnnd I got pulled over about a week ago and the officer ran up to my car and gave me his business card and said he ran the wrong plates. I had honestly done nothing wrong.. but all of my guy friends are like "You got out of it because you have boobs." or "he just pulled you over to check you out." Needless to say I wanted to kick them... and hard haha.


... guys/girls ... thoughts?


[ps I know this should probably be in the rants thread... but I didn't plan on doing this much ranting at first and well... now I'm just too lazy to move it!]

oh!!! and I remember now why I came to my thread to post....

I'm going to get lemon squishees today!!
I'll post pics!

I find that hard to believe.


those friends are correct.



cooooooooool!























topless?

You're friends are right, girls with great tits get out of/get things for free all the time



Sweeeeeeeet

well the boobs help for sure ... the military discount ? did you show him your shaved below to get that one ?

LMAO what about the senior citizen discount... I find that one a little hard to believe.

annd I resent the fact that you guys think that girls get things because of their boobs....

....
I should hit both of you for that.

Well... here it is folks... the moment you have all been waiting for. Yes I did go in topless... check out my myspace page for those pictures....

more

*runs to myspace!*


great shots baby!

I'll take that as an invitation!

!!!

When can I expect you?

When I can expect you to answer the door nude! That's when to expect me.... or when i make bail!

haha!!
I always answer the door in my "natural" attire...

Shit!!!!!!

I have been knocking on the wrong door!

no kidding..
and here I am alone and waiting

*runs around indiscriminately knocking on doors*

awesome pics!


thank god for myspace

It allows us evem more perving opportunities

I also have a facebook...
the perving opportunities are endless!

facebook is like myspace times 10 for perving opportunities.

so where's your profile?

what is this facebook u speak of???

www.facebook.com
sign up and let the craziness begin

yes sir!

well uhh... you're the expert perv here... you'll just have to find me!

oh he'll do it!

that's what I'm counting on!!

lucky canuck!

oh shit, gnappy are you on there?

baby, do you really???

take those boobs and hit me all you want .

correct.
It'll just EASY! I just need her last name and where she lives. So in other words, it'll be difficult.





first time for everything


I'm into wasting my time at many different interent sites!

yeah...I keep in touch with all of my smart friends who got to go out of state for college, haha.

On a side note about the myspace/facebook thing I heard recently that some group carried out a survery and generally myspace was used by people of lower intelligence and class than facebook users who are generally from higher classes and at least college/university educated. Until that point I only had a myspace account

Haha that's interesting! It makes a little bit of since though because I do believe that originally you had to be going to either high school or college and receive an invite to get a facebook... something along those lines.

If it helps you at all though... I use my myspace more than my facebook... I don't even really know how half the things on facebook work... that can't be saying good things about me!!

I wouldnt worry about it, I use myspace all the time and only just signed up to facebook and dont get all these different applications you need to install and stuff I pretend its because I dont want to know

well I use facebook more so that debunks that


you are correct...that's how facebook started.
I use facebook more cuz more people actually look at my profile. I don't think one person on my myspace I have met in real life, although I'd sure like to!

Yeah... I have both because I have friends on one and not the other and visa versa. I like that you can spend hours on making your myspace look different though... good way to waste time if you ask me!!

although I'm loving the super-poke application of facebook... it's great to throw sheep at people every now and again.

I have both, but I don't know if I've ever done anything with my facebook account. I think I just started one to look at my friend's pictures from his trip to Europe.

You truly are the messiah!

Why wouldnt you have met them ? I thought that was the job of a stalker like yourself , is to meet your prey .....

the cops usually stop me before I get inside

stop telling your prey you are coming over...

Damn fuzz!