Oops. Sorry. didn't mean to shock you. I would have thought that with the body you're toting around you'd be used to stalkers by now.

Nope
Not at all.
Never had one in my life... just not the type that pulls them. And it's not like I walke around naked or anything.. haha

I guess you have a point there. Although, with a body like yours, if you did walk round naked, you'd definitely make the world a better place.

But it gets so cold without any clothes on!

And that's where the cuddling with me part comes in.

look at the people who post here, it was only a matter of time.





Frosted Fucks
Apple Jacks him off
Cum Pops
Honey Bunches of Oats- Honey Munches on Cock

and 3d's favourite: Fruit Looped.





feel free to walk around naked at rmm anytime!

funnyish


Pretty funny


Funny, but not as good as apple jacks



Very clever



absolutely hilarious and completely applicable.

baby sorry if my story sidetracked your thread. These jokers can take a somewhat innocent and embarrassing story and turn into WAR AND PEACE!

As for porn shops i've only been to one in all my life. It was a small dingy place so nothing nearly as exciting as you HOWEVER before I was of legal age (about 15-16) I used to go to this convenience store run by an old chinese guy. He'd always sell me porn magazines. (I being the breastman I am usually bought SCORE) He also had porn videos and i'd buy them too.

The great thing about it all? When I didn't have enough money he'd just put it on a tab and I actually built up credit there!

I dunno how old you are but back in the day a guy had to actually work to find quality porn. It wasn't as easy as just flipping on your computer.
Kids these days just show no appreciation about pornography like they should.
That is all.

Yep I know it was quite hard. Interestingly where I live now there's a couple of small porn shops and Adults Only Video location nearby.

BTW i'm 27.

Hi baby hope you had a great day and heres my love..

Oh btw in your 2 trips to the porn store did you actually purchase anything in either 2 trips


OH and the running around whipping thats hilirious.. definately sounds like something i would do

I bought a vibrating duck and two pornos, lmao.. the duck didn't even work... and the porn was horrible! We got like pussy party bus patrol and some stripper one... we just sat there and laughed our heads off...

Wooohooooo Hellllllooooooooo cutie hehhehe

Wow your up late And thats sexy as hell sorry your toy didn't work.. would have made for great pictures

No worries ..

So guess what 18/19 year olds do for fun...

Me and my best friends last night decided to drive up to this mountain that overlooks the city, and it's absolutely gorgeous at night. So about 12:30ish we get up there... We brought flashlights intending to freak out the people who go up there to have sex. The first car we found we pulled up right next to, turned off our lights and started rocking the car...

The second car we saw had fogged up windows so we flipped a bitch and pulled up right behind them, brites on and all. They actually started moving around in the car and we saw the girl trying to get her shirt back on... I haven't laughed that hard in a while..

Don't we sound like mean obnoxious fuckers? But seriously.. who drives all the way up there to have sex!!?? We had to drive back by them to get back down the mountain a little later.. they were still at it, so at least we didn't ruin the mood!

haha.. the things you do when you're bored late at night.

I hear that, Porno its not what it was back in the day
that sux about duck... you should gotten the rabbit

Lol it was literaly a rubber duck that vibrated.. it even had a pirate outfit and everything. Pretty amazing if you ask me... it was travel size though.. maybe that's why it didn't work so hot.

I think next time you should sneak up on the cars and then take pictures through the windows. At least, that's what I would do.

But that sounds hilarious. That's the kind of shit I'd do... andnot just when I was 18/19.

lol now that's just kinda creepy...
The first time I ever went up, before I was even aware that people went up there to have sex, I got out of the car and we look around and admire the view and we're walking back and my friend runs up to this car that's parked close to us and looks into the window and yells, "Oh my god they're having sex!".. and he knocks on the window and gives the thumbs up... (mind you I didn't take this friend up last night with me, I don't like the idea of getting shot at and or chased down the mountain). That night we saw about 20 different cars up there... naughty people.

lol, what are your fav spots where you had sex out in about?

I know this is going to be a big bummer... but I really haven't.
We've tried once or twice in the car, but my bed is so amazingly comfortable, I guess I'm spoiled...

My boyfriend is 6'2 250 lbs, wide football player shoulders, and he's built... we don't squeeze into small places well.. and when we try, I'm the one bent in weird/painful angles... haha.

your thread is way off track Baby , now there talking about porn flicks named after breakfast foods ? WOW its just a strang world ..

I was the on that brought that up!!

damn that how tall and little less lbs I am...
Best places for a guy my size and a foxxxy lady like yourself would be
Disneyland, Huntington Beach, The Block in OC, Knotts Barry Farm, Hollywood Hills, etc...

Hey baby.. it was funny reading your adventure last nite because its exactly things that I used to do for fun.. its been so long since ive had friends that just wanted to do crazy / humorous / boredem curing fun stuff Kinda sad .. I am not of fan of growing up at all

i thought you were gonna say you and your(female) friends went up there and had sex yourselves.


well this is bob we're talking about





3d, feel free to take your foot out of your mouth at any time.

I had that same initial thought.


Yeah. I mean come one, that guy's a wacko for sure.

Hey, wait a minute


who knew there was room for both his foot and Josh's cock?

Hey, wait a minute
who knew there was room for both his foot and Josh's cock?

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He's on fire today!

Will he be here all week?



Should we try the veal?

well, not anymore

Hmm interesting and funny story baby. I'm a little surprised people still do the "lookout mountain" sex deal. I guess the old tried and true methods never die easily.

Now if you or one of your friends had a fake police officer's outfit i'd scare the living daylights out of em and pretend to bust up the whole thing. ....course that could lead to violence so n/m

OR, baby21 could dress up in a police officer uniform and surprise unsuspecting bisexual girls in a car up there....with sexy results.

(sorry can't get my initial assumption out of my head)

NOw that is a great idea. It kind of reminds me of that horrible movie titled days of thunder.

and spotted...

You underestimated one thing...
I hang out with guys

No bisexualness going on there, and besides my boyfriend the other is like a brother.. and no I'm not into incest.

Yeaah.. I'm terrified of growing up.
Like... I'm going to be able to graduate college in 3 years and I almost don't want to do it because I don't want to go and get a "real" job and be mature and all that crap..

I'd like to stay 18 forever.

can't you let a man dream?

Remember, there's nothing you'll need to know as an adult that you can't learn from "The Simpson's" When in doubt, just ask yourself, "What would Homer do?"

I'd like you to stay 19 forever too

But I hear what you're saying.
I remember back when I was still in university. Life was pretty sweet. Lots of time be wild n crazy. Partying, staying up late, sleeping in, no "real job" so to speak.


Hmmm, sounds like my life at 30


That must be closeup9G talking.

Screw that im going back to being young.... I figure if i start sleeping with 18 yr olds then that will get me one step closer!

haha. closeup9g. wouldn't that be more like closeup 7G?

Maybe you can come work for me This barely qualifies as a real job.

She can come live with me and not work at all.. lord knows thats what my wife does LOL

I have a feeling living with you would be work in itself.

Well you do have to be ready for sex at the drop of a dime.. im impulsive and any and everywhere is a great place to have sex@!

Unless, of course, you have whiskey dick .

I'm going to do it even quicker by sleeping with 16 yr old(girls)!





HEY-OH!

I don't think id have time to be drunk if I had both here lol

Hey guess what I did today!!??

I went to my favorite store in the whole wide world, Victoria's Secret.. and I actually got fitted for a bra.. oh yeah...

Guess who upgraded...
I'm a baby D now
I was just bored and sharing..
Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go have sex.

Woohooo... I would believe your everbit a D and a sexy one at that... Woohoo sex!@ So you got fitted... did you buy???

Dayumm and to think she is going to come back and type with a freshly fucked look!.. Yea thats just hot

haahhah Need seconds?