I'm sure Bondi could use it!! It'd help him out in those drunken wild sex nights he and Gnappy have.

you seem to have a preoccupation with sex and me.
coincidentally, I have the same preoccupation wiht sex and you.

His cat is also thusly labled.

Wrapped up in a nice little package



Linguo?




in those cases it was funny AND true

None other than Linguo the party robot. Let's give it beer!



But I heard a woman scream.

Lingua the party robot??? Can it cook special brownies?

Help... linguo!

Oh and I can answer that one.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Well, yeah. But if you grab for one, you run the risk of losing a thumb.


Well, I guess that explains everything.

I'd better not then... I rather enjoy having thumbs.


So I'm going job hunting this next couple of weeks until I find something that pays more. I'm making enough to afford my gas as of right now which really isn't working for me. I've got a "skills assessment" at a bank for a teller position that I'll go to on Monday. I'm also going to try and get an interview at a call center to work the graveyard shift....

Ideally I want a job somewhere either having to do with my degree or working with animals that fits around my school schedule and still allows for a social life... but I'm really not finding much besides a job in a correctional facility working with inmates (Which is what I want to do eventually... but I just can't see a bunch of convicts having any respect for a 19 year old comming in and giving them counseling advice ). My father wasn't too keen on the idea anyways..


... Do they hire strippers at prisons?? It mite be worth a shot at this point

If they do then there will be a lot more people getting banged up.

Everything except the whereabouts of your wife!

I'm right here...

oh i see, so i guess everything is wrapped up in a neat little PACK-age!

Im serious... sorry if it sounded sarcastic

Aaaaaaaaand cut!

well good luck on the job hunting. I agree with your dad as far as your wanted to counsel prison inmates. I mean, don't get me wrong, you'd have their full attention... it's just that they wouldn't be listening to a thing you'd say. If you know what i mean.

Reminds me off when Homer was Poochey and they let him do his own lines when they wanted to kill him...

"I have to go now, my planet needs me"

Aww I loved Poochey... poochey is a funny word. POOOOOOOOCHEY.

I won a cookie at work today. (Literaly... how lame is that??) I did the most bra fittings= I touched lots of boooobies!! I also won our second contest of the day, who could measure the biggest boobs. They were freaking 42 Gs.... haha we dont even carry that size :-/

Who wants to touch my poochey??

*note to self, apply for a job as a bra fitter*

if poochey = part of your anatomy, sign me up!

And people think I have the dream job?

I'd also like to touch your poochie, or if not that, your cookie

The downfall to touching lots of boobies is that there are good boobies and then there are bad boobies...

Have any of you heard that there was some site or magazine (I reeealy don't know the specifics) that voted that a Victoria's Secret fitting room was the best place to have sex?? Some girl at work said she had read it... the worst part is that I have totally caught men comming out of the fitting rooms before

Lesson: PLEASE WASH YOU BRAS/PANTIES/OUTFITS WHEN YOU GET HOME!!! There mite just be some love juice on them.

Damn kinky thirll seekers....

I'd do it in a heart beat.... care to join me baby

Ok.. that's not thrill seeking that's just wrong!! I have to touch those clothing items you know!! And how do I explain to the old grandma that comes in what the white spot is on the bra she wants to try on?

umm..yogurt!?

I hope you didn't work at the one in Park Meadows a couple of years ago!

I miss the Cheesecake Factory

You didn't!!!??

And I didn't...

But now I do... LOL!!

The best place was the park in front of the capitol and mint downtown. Late night coming back from the Church..

lol man... we remodeled the store at PM... so those fitting rooms are history. You should come christen the new ones!

Omg!! A Denver buddy!! ooo... I'll have to get tips from you!! Isn't the park in front of the capitol... well... a little dirty?? I always see people walking around there at night.

That was in New Years eve/day of 2000! Thought the world was coming to a end.

It's not like I'm rolling around on the ground. The ex was tall and with a pair of heals on and a little dress, well the rest is history!

I miss CO! Any luck of a early ski season? And WTF happen to the Bronco's! God bless the Rockies... they are due for a good year.

LOL ok... good to here you weren't rolling around down there. Annnd damn... thank god for heels and dresses.. that's hot, lol.

It's October and still no snow... I was up to Mt. Evans about a week ago and there was barely anything on the ground up there. I think we're all enjoying it though with the crazy winter we had last year... I can't wait to get up and go snow boarding though!!!

Uggh... my goodness. I went to a preseason game for the Broncos and everything seemed so promising... the game yesterday was embarassing!! 41-3 at home ... I'll always love Champ Bailey though ... The Rockies are kicking ass... I had tickets to game four, I honestly never though that we'd sweep the Philies and I wouldn't even get a chance to catch a game.. rawr!!

So when was the last time you were out here??

I was on a business trip about a year ago to C Springs. I spent seven years there and love every minute of it. Went to alot of Rockies games, and one Bronco game in the old stadium! I heard the winter was crazy last year. I still have alot of friend that live in C Springs so I stay in touch with those guys. I was suppose to go elk hunting this year but to much crap to do so that will get pushed off again!!

That's sound advice for ANY clothing... if I buy a new shirt, pair of jeans, whatever, I always wash it before I wear it

oh jesus...thats a conversation that im not gonna even try to follow!


why aint there anyone from amarillo here.....
















i know im not the only horny bastard in this town

I love Amarillo fries

Of course... but you'd be suprised at what people will do. Every now and then I'll throw a shirt on that I just bought, but that's about as far as I can go... definetly no chance of throwing on a pair of underwear that someone mite have juiced...

I am kind of a germ freak in that regard.. I guess I just see some fat sweaty mother fucker trying to squeeze himself into a medium shirt, it doesn't fit so where does it go? Right back on the rack for sale and for me to buy...

LOL ahhhh gross!! Ok maybe you've changed my prespective on that one. I just do the smell test and cross my fingers they didn't have some freaky disease communicable by touch... but I only resort to that in extreme situations... like when my boyfriend and I had sex in the car before I had to go to work and I had the ingenious idea of sitting on my work shirt while I was still wet:(

Ok say that last sentence again... but s l o w e r..... lol

Yeah I wash everything I buy before I wear it, it's habit now

I s a t o n mmmmy w o r k s h i r t ....

fuck this whole typing slow shit is hard!? Have you caught up yet???

lol well now...sounds like a lucky shirt

I don't think i'll ever catch up

theres that good ol australian education system kicking in!

Lucky.. maybe... but I couldn't wear it to work!! That's for sure!!



I give up!!

well then..time to move on to me?

Ok!!

besides. im MUCH closer to your age range

Yeah you are!! But man.. that red facial hair... does it match the carpet?

Yesum



She's not 15 Naz!

you know what? shut up you old geezer

damn its good to be back you aussie bastard