lol.. maybe soo.. but you respond to every single thing... with like, three word sentences. I may have to try it.. I'll get my C cup status sooner.

Just leave a smilie or two....You'll be a double dee in no time.

well I used to try and say alot but to be honest if the ladies arent here the other guys cant read anyway , So I keep it short ...

Haha.. I wonnnder if you get in trouble for that..
If I had the time/energy I'd be very very tempted..

Don't go and let the few "Bad Apples" in here spoil out the whole bunch....that would be a shame......I think most of us in here, enjoy your posts.....I know I do

I don't think it's a matter of the guys "can't" read but rather they choose only to look for nude pics and naughty repartee.

Eh....So I guess you're right, better to be short, sweet and to the point.

aww.. and I thought the guys were here for the good conversation.

Conversation, ladies, boobs, etc... I enjoy RMM with a Nice Cold Tall Glass of Beer

I've had my ass burned a few times....

Ouch.. that does not sound fun...
Hope it wasn't too bad

Yeah well, I literally had my ass burned once! The less said the better......

skullzombie's best post ever, not that that's saying much

Evade, evade, evade. Just tell 3d to use more lube

the way you leave yourself so wide open for burns, I'm surprised it burns at all.


3d got to you too, huh?


oh, no. skullzombie's back.

You know this Man, no more Pills for me,

HEY-OH!

hahahahhaha


Unfortuanately im here for the conversation.......


Just happens to involve trying to get women to come to texas to sleep with me and my wife

Oh yea and HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII baby! hope you had a great day!

Hah! no, tho I think that'd be less embarrassing then sitting on a burning curling iron!

Youve done this????

Indeed

Picture this:

An abnormally warm summer day in North Devon, England in the year 2001. I was spending a vacation at my aunt's place. My mother was also around for the vacation.

Now I had just finished taking a shower and had dried myself up. I went to the room where my clothes were. Unbeknowst to me my mother's curling iron was on the bed. I didn't see it and well sat on it......

Let's just say the next couple weeks were unbearable

ummmmm.. FUCKING OWWWW

you sat on a curling iron???

I DIDN'T SEE IT!

"sobs"

I guess it could be worse.
You poor thing... how long did it take before you could sit down again??

not long but his ball hair will never grow back@ hahahahahha

comfortably? 3 days later

fortunately I jumped off as soon as I felt the iron. My aunt is a certified nurse so while it was embarrassing she quickly took care of me.

ouch!..
I never was a fan for ball hair though, haha.

exactly why i shave ..hahahhahahah!

Haha, good to hear.

Hrmmm Incest much!.. Getting your balls fondled

My balls weren't burned you crazy sick man you!

MMMMMMMMMMhmmmmmmm.. don't be skeeeeeeeerd to lay it all out there!

rofl you just wish that happened.

Seriously, I think I may be a bit too open with myself here. Oh well I won't change who I am

that's a good thing.
I'm the same way...
I just can't convince those who've seen my pics.. but I swear to God I am the biggest dork ever.

baby ive seen your real pics.. and you are fucking sexy.. and lets think about this.. Im a network administrator...... I SCREAM FUCKING DORK/COMPUTER NERD!!

Haha, you're so sweet.
We're awesome.

Indeed.. i bet we have much in common!

Rumbled!!

Royal Rumble??

The geek shall inherit the earth

Isn't that the truth!!

Sure, likely story. You're probably the same guy who was at the hospital trying to explain to the nurse looking at your X-rays that you were eating breakfast naked and "accidentally" sat on the Aunt Jamima bottle.

And this, my friends, is the seed to a good incest porn story...

yeah, puppet, get it right.
she wasn't fondling his balls!




she was fondling his asshole



I hate when that happens....I mean I hate when that happens to this person I heard about on the interweb


Where do you get those...they don't rent them at my neighbourhood porno mart

Hilarious


Suuuuuuuure



I have my very own library. :thubmup:

Who new my thread would go off to burning asses with curling irons and weird incest porn...

Which reminds me, I've only been to the porn store twice since I turned 18 and the first time I thought I was going to die...

All those pornos they have named after cereals.. but turned dirty. It was very tramatic considering I still eat all of those cereals...

The second time we went to this three story porn store and they had a Dungeon... we had fun running around whipping each other... I swear people hate us when we go out..

I did taste the flavored lube though and I made sure to play with one of those cool spinning swirlling shiny vibrator things.

I think I'd like to marry you... or at least have an affair with you... or at the very least get a job monitoring the video from the security cameras at the porn stores you frequent.

what were some of the cereal names?

I can think of cocoa fucks, and that's about it for now. Honey Smacks can be a porn title all by itself.

Cocoa Muffs.. that's the only one I remember right now, but they seriously did it with every one..

I know Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks, Corn Pops... just can't remember how they screwed them up and made them all perverted.

How 'bout super gold crisp -----> Super Golden Showers?

lol I dont know.. maybe you should write to a porn company and tell them you have some new titles for them..

and I totally missed it in your last post but yay for being stalkerish.