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Gnappster

Nov 10 2006, 03:42 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 10 2006, 01:33 PM)

hi, miss talking with ya bbj! tank, thats cool. thought of turbo, lots of names. settled on Wyatt. but this morning i wanted to change his name to shitty dog! he got himself (i say it like that) a huge doggie bed. he thought is was a huge doggie diaper! but it does make me laugh! something catches the corner of your eye and u realize its the little pup, running back and forth cross the bedroom with an unrolling roll of TP! then he ran thru the house with my panties in his little yapper, while the cable guy was here! oh, i have some cable guy stories this time. this one was a looker! but u have to wait till next week to hear it.

well then you'll be prepared for when I visit.

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 10 2006, 01:38 PM)

ok, i will tell u the very last part, just that. he was here for hours. see, Mr bo ran over the main cable box thats out by the street, smashed it with the toy hauler. so we had no cable, tv, phone or internet for the most part of 3 weeks. sometimes it came on, but just enough juice for one thing at a time, and if the wind blew, it went out again. anyway....

all that time the cable guy was here, moving all over the house, cause i had the ability to talk him into re-wireing quite a few outlets. well, he didnt notice in my bedroom until the very last time he walked out, all the boobie pics framed hanging on the walls! when he did, he was walking in front of me, came to a dead stop (i almost ran into him), his head swung double take to the right again, and he looked for just a sec. then said, "nice pic". i just laughed, said, oh thanks, but youve seen one boobie, youve seen them all!
next thing u know, hes giving me his card, telling me to make sure its HIM who comes out wednesday to finish the wiring! go figure.

haha, there's a shock

understatement of the millennium!

bondiguy

Nov 10 2006, 04:41 PM

Hey Bo,

Sorry to hear about your dog. My fiancee wants to get a puppy but I am apprehensive because she is a very sensitive and emotional girl and I know she will fall to pieces when it would eventually pass on...

But life keeps on turning

I hope all other facets of your life are going well

-bondi

ddd35

Nov 10 2006, 04:44 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 10 2006, 03:38 PM)

ok, i will tell u the very last part, just that. he was here for hours. see, Mr bo ran over the main cable box thats out by the street, smashed it with the toy hauler. so we had no cable, tv, phone or internet for the most part of 3 weeks. sometimes it came on, but just enough juice for one thing at a time, and if the wind blew, it went out again. anyway....

all that time the cable guy was here, moving all over the house, cause i had the ability to talk him into re-wireing quite a few outlets. well, he didnt notice in my bedroom until the very last time he walked out, all the boobie pics framed hanging on the walls! when he did, he was walking in front of me, came to a dead stop (i almost ran into him), his head swung double take to the right again, and he looked for just a sec. then said, "nice pic". i just laughed, said, oh thanks, but youve seen one boobie, youve seen them all!
next thing u know, hes giving me his card, telling me to make sure its HIM who comes out wednesday to finish the wiring! go figure.

note to self , (go to cable school )

Boobluver2

Nov 10 2006, 04:53 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 5 2006, 05:15 AM)

hi. been on a few trips. then someone drove onto the sidewalk and hit and killed my dog. thats where i have been. its been real sad. heres a pic of him. dozer, he was 5 years old and the best friend you could ever have.

Sorry to hear of your loss Bo, that is a shame!! I know as I have 2 myself, a chocolate lab and a yellow (almost white lab - looks like the pic of yours) that are both females and great dogs!! I'd be at a loss if that happened to one of mine also!! I wish you the best!!

And may your dog rest in peace!! He sure was lucky to have an owner like you!!

Gnappster

Nov 10 2006, 05:05 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 02:41 PM)

Hey Bo,

Sorry to hear about your dog. My fiancee wants to get a puppy but I am apprehensive because she is a very sensitive and emotional girl and I know she will fall to pieces when it would eventually pass on...
-bondi

well it will probably be around for a good 10-12 years. I'm sure you'll have long since kicked the bucket by then,

bondiguy

Nov 10 2006, 05:07 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 10 2006, 05:05 PM)

well it will probably be around for a good 10-12 years. I'm sure you'll have long since kicked the bucket by then,

touche.... thanks for the uplifting words

Gnappster

Nov 10 2006, 05:28 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 03:07 PM)

touche.... thanks for the uplifting words

always glad to help

bondiguy

Nov 10 2006, 05:39 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 10 2006, 05:28 PM)

always glad to help

Oh man, I am so blue....

I know what'll cheer us up.... BOWLING!

COMEDYMAN

Nov 10 2006, 06:45 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 10 2006, 03:38 PM)

ok, i will tell u the very last part, just that. he was here for hours. see, Mr bo ran over the main cable box thats out by the street, smashed it with the toy hauler. so we had no cable, tv, phone or internet for the most part of 3 weeks. sometimes it came on, but just enough juice for one thing at a time, and if the wind blew, it went out again. anyway....

all that time the cable guy was here, moving all over the house, cause i had the ability to talk him into re-wireing quite a few outlets. well, he didnt notice in my bedroom until the very last time he walked out, all the boobie pics framed hanging on the walls! when he did, he was walking in front of me, came to a dead stop (i almost ran into him), his head swung double take to the right again, and he looked for just a sec. then said, "nice pic". i just laughed, said, oh thanks, but youve seen one boobie, youve seen them all!
next thing u know, hes giving me his card, telling me to make sure its HIM who comes out wednesday to finish the wiring! go figure.

"Go figure" my ass. You have smitten yet another male

stevieboy

Nov 10 2006, 06:50 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 10 2006, 03:38 PM)

ok, i will tell u the very last part, just that. he was here for hours. see, Mr bo ran over the main cable box thats out by the street, smashed it with the toy hauler. so we had no cable, tv, phone or internet for the most part of 3 weeks. sometimes it came on, but just enough juice for one thing at a time, and if the wind blew, it went out again. anyway....

all that time the cable guy was here, moving all over the house, cause i had the ability to talk him into re-wireing quite a few outlets. well, he didnt notice in my bedroom until the very last time he walked out, all the boobie pics framed hanging on the walls! when he did, he was walking in front of me, came to a dead stop (i almost ran into him), his head swung double take to the right again, and he looked for just a sec. then said, "nice pic". i just laughed, said, oh thanks, but youve seen one boobie, youve seen them all!
next thing u know, hes giving me his card, telling me to make sure its HIM who comes out wednesday to finish the wiring! go figure.

By the time this is done, you are gonna have every station known to man for free and he is gonna pay YOU for coming out to rewire your place.

Gotta disagree with you Bo...when you have seen one pair, you have not seen em all...but when you have seen Bo's pair...you have seen the best you will ever see in your life!

Sorry to hear about the pooch...hope the new pup gets housebroken soon so you can really enjoy em!

Shoot me a line sometime if you get a chance

bondiguy

Nov 10 2006, 08:41 PM

QUOTE(stevieboy @ Nov 10 2006, 06:50 PM)

...hope the new pup gets housebroken soon so you can really enjoy em!

Thats what your wife keeps saying!

closeup

Nov 10 2006, 11:47 PM

You'd be surprised how naive some hot women really are. I'm sure the cable guy would have been completely content to stay where he was talking about wiring and boxes and connections as long as Bo would listen. Any red blooded male would stick around as long as possible, under any pretext, no matter how flimsy the circumstances. You just gotta face the facts Bo, you're a sexy piece of ass, and there's not a guy on the planet who isn't aware of that. Especially the cable guy who's seen your naked pictures on the wall.

boanna

Nov 13 2006, 04:42 PM

QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 10 2006, 09:47 PM)

You'd be surprised how naive some hot women really are. I'm sure the cable guy would have been completely content to stay where he was talking about wiring and boxes and connections as long as Bo would listen. Any red blooded male would stick around as long as possible, under any pretext, no matter how flimsy the circumstances. You just gotta face the facts Bo, you're a sexy piece of ass, and there's not a guy on the planet who isn't aware of that. Especially the cable guy who's seen your naked pictures on the wall.

you'd be surprised how "heads up" women really are, when they are acting naive.

boanna

Nov 13 2006, 04:45 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 02:41 PM)

Hey Bo,

Sorry to hear about your dog. My fiancee wants to get a puppy but I am apprehensive because she is a very sensitive and emotional girl and I know she will fall to pieces when it would eventually pass on...

But life keeps on turning

I hope all other facets of your life are going well

-bondi

what woman isnt very sensitive and emotional? i thought thats what made us different from men? other than the fact that our boobies have an actual purpose, and our cocks are tucked up on the inside...

BigBadJeep

Nov 13 2006, 05:58 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 13 2006, 04:42 PM)

you'd be surprised how "heads up" women really are, when they are acting naive.

thats what makes yall fun

ya'll also be suprised how much men listen

when we are ignoring women

boanna

Nov 13 2006, 05:59 PM

QUOTE(BigBadJeep @ Nov 13 2006, 03:58 PM)

thats what makes yall fun

ya'll also be suprised how much men listen

when we are ignoring women

its ok. we dig thru your wallets when youre in the shower!

closeup

Nov 13 2006, 10:34 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 13 2006, 04:42 PM)

you'd be surprised how "heads up" women really are, when they are acting naive.

I'm not so sure. I've had some really good looking girlfriends who were so unaware of themselves that they really didn't realize the effect they were having on the guys they dealt with day after day. I remember this one woman in particular: she'd go to the seafood market down the street and come back with about three times the fish or clams or scallops or whatever that she'd paid for. She'd remark on "what a nice guy" this guy behind the counter was. I'd tell her the only reason he was giving her such a great deal was that he wanted to get into her pants. I couldn't convince her until one day I said, "Tell him you want $5.00 worth of steamers" She did and brought back about $15.00 dollars worth. I walked right in after her and ordered $5.00 worth and got about a third of what she did. I know if she had told him she was engaged or seeing someone the gravy train would have screeched to a halt, but since I was benefiting from the good deals she was getting, I didn't suggest that. A lot of beautiful women play it to the hilt, but not all. They've sort of won the genetic lottery and never really cash in.

foghorn

Nov 13 2006, 10:58 PM

if you need someone to lay some cable for you bo, you know you can always call me right?

bondiguy

Nov 14 2006, 03:50 AM

Hey Bo,

Just dropping by to say hi to a sexy, sexy lady

ddd35

Nov 14 2006, 07:37 AM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 13 2006, 05:59 PM)

its ok. we dig thru your wallets when youre in the shower!

bondiguy

Nov 14 2006, 06:12 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 13 2006, 04:45 PM)

what woman isnt very sensitive and emotional? i thought thats what made us different from men? other than the fact that our boobies have an actual purpose, and our cocks are tucked up on the inside...

I am still in search! haha

You have tucked up penis's???

boanna

Nov 14 2006, 06:52 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 14 2006, 04:12 PM)

I am still in search! haha

You have tucked up penis's???

yep. we have what u have, its just tucked up on the inside. well, that was an easy way to explain it to a toddler.

ddd35

Nov 14 2006, 06:53 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 14 2006, 06:52 PM)

yep. we have what u have, its just tucked up on the inside. well, that was an easy way to explain it to a toddler.

hit the nail my dear

bondiguy

Nov 14 2006, 06:54 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 14 2006, 06:52 PM)

yep. we have what u have, its just tucked up on the inside. well, that was an easy way to explain it to a toddler.

Ahh you see I am not yet at toddler maturity

Kristi66083

Nov 14 2006, 06:57 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 14 2006, 06:52 PM)

yep. we have what u have, its just tucked up on the inside. well, that was an easy way to explain it to a toddler.

i wouldn't mind taking a look at yours

Gnappster

Nov 15 2006, 11:57 AM

QUOTE(Kristi66083 @ Nov 14 2006, 04:57 PM)

i wouldn't mind taking a look at yours

ooh good answer!

paybarraman

Nov 15 2006, 10:14 PM

QUOTE(Kristi66083 @ Nov 14 2006, 05:57 PM)

i wouldn't mind taking a look at yours

Mmmmm Kristi....great minds think alike!!!!

boanna

Nov 17 2006, 07:00 PM

i never get tired of being in the woods.

Bobaloo

Nov 17 2006, 07:02 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 17 2006, 07:00 PM)

i never get tired of being in the woods.

I never get tired of looking at pictures of you in the woods.

stevieboy

Nov 17 2006, 07:25 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 17 2006, 07:00 PM)

i never get tired of being in the woods.

Bo...I've got some wood I'd like to put in you...is that close enough for ya

evade20

Nov 17 2006, 07:26 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 17 2006, 07:00 PM)

i never get tired of being in the woods.

Definitely makes 'mother nature' turn green with jealousy.

bondiguy

Nov 17 2006, 08:12 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 17 2006, 07:00 PM)

i never get tired of being in the woods.

*insert wood pun here*

boanna

Nov 19 2006, 06:03 PM

i really should get a tan again!

foghorn

Nov 19 2006, 09:32 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 19 2006, 06:03 PM)

i really should get a tan again!

cum to my backyard...you can get your tan here

lovetits

Nov 19 2006, 09:58 PM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 19 2006, 06:03 PM)

i really should get a tan again!

you dont need a tan , they are just perfect the way they are

paybarraman

Nov 19 2006, 11:59 PM

Bo is everyman's dream...

Incredibly beautiful, dead sexy, amazing body, LOVES sex and fucking, is totally an outdoors woman, can handle power tools and knows what a mitre cut is - probably makes a better cut than me.

bondiguy

Nov 20 2006, 12:54 AM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 19 2006, 06:03 PM)

i really should get a tan again!

Australia has great tanning weather, and summer is but a fortnight away!

ddd35

Nov 20 2006, 07:24 AM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 19 2006, 06:03 PM)

i really should get a tan again!

tan or no tan you still look awesome

Gnappster

Nov 20 2006, 11:59 AM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 19 2006, 04:03 PM)

i really should get a tan again!

judging by the pic, itlooks like your you're getting to work on that

Blond Bombshell

Nov 20 2006, 04:18 PM

Don't ya just love Bo's tits Cuz I know I do!!!

bondiguy

Nov 21 2006, 01:10 AM

QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Nov 20 2006, 04:18 PM)

Don't ya just love Bo's tits Cuz I know I do!!!

yes.... yes I do

ddd35

Nov 21 2006, 07:46 AM

QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Nov 20 2006, 04:18 PM)

Don't ya just love Bo's tits Cuz I know I do!!!

well YEAHHHHHHHH !!!!

Boobluver2

Nov 21 2006, 11:56 AM

QUOTE(boanna @ Nov 17 2006, 07:00 PM)

i never get tired of being in the woods.

And I never get tired of seeing you like that in the woods!! And I am sure the woods never get tired of seeing you either!!!

YUM!

Hendo

Nov 23 2006, 12:32 PM

I know my wood never gets tired of seeing her

BOING!! Let's get naked!!

bondiguy

Nov 24 2006, 07:33 AM

QUOTE(Hendo @ Nov 23 2006, 12:32 PM)

I know my wood never gets tired of seeing her

BOING!! Let's get naked!!

And there we have it.... worst wood pun ever!

ddd35

Nov 24 2006, 08:16 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 24 2006, 07:33 AM)

And there we have it.... worst wood pun ever!

thats a relief at least it wasnt by me !!!!

Gnappster

Nov 24 2006, 12:30 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 24 2006, 05:33 AM)

And there we have it.... worst wood pun ever!

the delivery killed it

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 24 2006, 06:16 AM)

thats a relief at least it wasnt by me !!!!

the day isn't over yet

evade20

Nov 24 2006, 12:46 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 24 2006, 12:30 PM)

the day isn't over yet

bondiguy

Nov 24 2006, 04:21 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 24 2006, 12:30 PM)

the delivery killed it

the day isn't over yet

Yeah he bombed out there... I mean some people have it, some people don't and most certainly does not have.... wait a minute I want to continue this point outside...

There is still time

Gnappster

Nov 24 2006, 04:29 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 24 2006, 02:21 PM)

Yeah he bombed out there... I mean some people have it, some people don't and most certainly does not have.... wait a minute I want to continue this point outside...

hahaha spotted