well ladies and gentlemen  and useing the term losely , have a question , the wife and I have been hanging out  with a couple our same age  for about 2 yrs ,  weve been to vegas , going to Hawaii in feb , and we go out to eat allot together as well as  drink our share together , well my question is this ..  I am really attracted  to  his wife , its kinda strange  cause she isnt really my type , she  just has average  boobs , a fair butt , and a great smile , i found myself staring at her mouth and lips  over supper last weekend ,  the 4 of us dont speek of sex , other then just jokng , but this summer we were at a tractor / truck pull and were drinking heavily  and she needed help climbing off the semi traier we were sitting on  and in the course of me holding her hand  to help her down  she moved my hand to her chest  and brushed it across her breast , nothing was said  just a shared smile  ....  Im just curious what ya  all think should I persue  some swapping  or just call it well enough and   tease and dream  a bit and stay good friends  ?????      be nice gnappy and bob   its just a question  not a sex story or anything ...

well ladies and gentlemen  and useing the term losely , have a question , the wife and I have been hanging out  with a couple our same age  for about 2 yrs ,  weve been to vegas , going to Hawaii in feb , and we go out to eat allot together as well as  drink our share together , well my question is this ..  I am really attracted  to  his wife , its kinda strange  cause she isnt really my type , she  just has average  boobs , a fair butt , and a great smile , i found myself staring at her mouth and lips  over supper last weekend ,  the 4 of us dont speek of sex , other then just jokng , but this summer we were at a tractor / truck pull and were drinking heavily  and she needed help climbing off the semi traier we were sitting on  and in the course of me holding her hand  to help her down  she moved my hand to her chest  and brushed it across her breast , nothing was said  just a shared smile  ....  Im just curious what ya  all think should I persue  some swapping  or just call it well enough and   tease and dream  a bit and stay good friends  ?????      be nice gnappy and bob   its just a question  not a sex story or anything ...

Anyone can cheat.  the hard thing is not cheating.  there will be temptations and flirtations all your life.  You should accept that as a compliment and take out your sexual urges on your wife (and baby-sitter, of course). 

you need to get that woman, your babysitter, your mother-in-law and that girl you met at the family reunion together fro some group action!
But seriously, I'd say forget it and enjoy the quick feel you got. Unless you're sure your wife would be into it, then I'd say leave well enough alone. Plus women do all sorts of crazy shit when drunk(I should know) that they would never think of doing when sober. Sure she may be attracted to you but it might end there. She could very well not want anything physical out of it. How do you find out if she wants more than that? Well you probably won't. If you try to pursue it and she's not into it, it could make hanging out with them really awkward. And if you go behind your wife's back and this other woman gets really spooked  and tells your wife, well, you might end up shacking up with the babysitter permanently. 

Anyone can cheat.  the hard thing is not cheating.  there will be temptations and flirtations all your life.  You should accept that as a compliment and take out your sexual urges on your wife (and baby-sitter, of course). 

Also look at it this way.  Your buddy's wife is so-so.  okay boobs, okay butt, and you don't seem that into her other than for the thrill of it all.  now, you'd have to share YOUR wife with your buddy.  Are you willing to trade wife for wife.  who's getting the upgrade in that scenario?  In any case, you should be damn sure you have the bigger cock of the two... you'll have better chance of a threesome that way.

in unrelated news, Peoria isn't that far from me.  Think I can come over and meet your baby-sitter?? 

First of all Naraz needs to get his emo ass to a tractor pull

secondly sometimes fantasies are great in theory but you could fuck her/wife swap and really not have fun

We ALL have forbidden fantasies (Hell I know I do) but just keep them that way

well the baby sitter is home from college this week to   ... 

We ALL have forbidden fantasies (Hell I know I do) but just keep them that way

I bet some of them are even heterosexual ones.

How'z Saturday lookin' for her?

Well played

you're a pretty cool dude with a hot chick.  I'd have said hi earlier, but I was trying to avoid having to call someone harddick.  So Hi, welcome to RMM.  Hope you don't mind being called HD.

Dunno how I missed this before now haha.

lmao yah bro Hd is perfectly fine.  I proably should've used that name instead , but it was a spur of the moment thing haha.

Thanks for welcoming me to the boards.  PD and I are having a good time on here. Everyone seems to be cool so far *keywords: so far..haha* I like how you board vets give us newbies such a hard time and it weeds out the idiots pretty quick, even though every newbie is entitled to occassional idiotic moments I think i've used most of mine already though

Dunno how I missed this before now haha.

lmao yah bro Hd is perfectly fine.  I proably should've used that name instead , but it was a spur of the moment thing haha.

Thanks for welcoming me to the boards.  PD and I are having a good time on here. Everyone seems to be cool so far *keywords: so far..haha* I like how you board vets give us newbies such a hard time and it weeds out the idiots pretty quick, even though every newbie is entitled to occassional idiotic moments I think i've used most of mine already though

Nah.  Newbs who post pics of their hot girlfriends get a few extra freebies.

and how!

haha good to know!

I'll try not to abuse my benefits

hello boys and girls  ,  just stopping by to say hi.   Life sucks right now but who am I to complain ?

anyway the lady friend i spoke of above  , came to my sons  football game last night  , in the conversation  she told my wife and I  she was thinking about getting a boob  job before we go to  Hawaii in feb ..  I asked her why ?   All she said was with a grin on her face . ( thought you liked big boobs ?)  I was speechless  and aroused  as well  ,   so the game continues ..  and by the way my son intercepted a pass and ran it back  75 yards for a TD   , Im very proud right now ....  

hello boys and girls  ,  just stopping by to say hi.   Life sucks right now but who am I to complain ?

anyway the lady friend i spoke of above  , came to my sons  football game last night  , in the conversation  she told my wife and I  she was thinking about getting a boob  job before we go to  Hawaii in feb ..  I asked her why ?   All she said was with a grin on her face . ( thought you liked big boobs ?)  I was speechless  and aroused  as well  ,   so the game continues ..  and by the way my son intercepted a pass and ran it back  75 yards for a TD   , Im very proud right now ....  

You should have said, "yeah, I do like big boobs.  I also like to come in girls' faces.  You gonna get that too?"  but, hey, that's just the kinda guy I am.

oh she's getting a boob job now?! all that stuff I said about not doing her? disregard it. you should now nail her and take nude pics of her to post here as well. 
That is all.

oh she's getting a boob job now?! all that stuff I said about not doing her? disregard it. you should now nail her and take nude pics of her to post here as well. 
That is all.

I would have said I like to defecate on female's chest after intercourse, just to see her reaction!
Agreed

Im guessing she would have slapped me , then said I was gross ,  

baby

LOL   we shall  see, will see them a couple times this week , If she brings up the boob job  Im going to tell her I need to see a before and after ..

pft!  See   don't be such a sissy.  tell her your ears need to feel the difference before and after for proper evaluation.

pft!  See   don't be such a sissy.  tell her your ears need to feel the difference before and after for proper evaluation.

well she emailed me and asked if I would help them pay for her  boob job , i thought that was brave  , I havent answered back yet    but I will   ... 

well she emailed me and asked if I would help them pay for her  boob job , i thought that was brave  , I havent answered back yet    but I will   ... 

I know girls like this one you speak of. They lead guys on by flirting and what not, just to get stuff from the men. They're referred to as a cock tease. And the sad thing is, A LOT of guys fall for it. If she wants to flirt and whatever, fine. But when she wants you to start spending coin on her, forget it. Cuz in the end you'll probably get zero out of the deal.
Spend the money on your wife, at least you can be pretty sure to get some extra sex out of her. Or spend it on the babysitter, I bet she'll put out!

Tell her no, but you'll test it for free.  She's fucked up, dude.  She's probably in on it with her husband.  They are probably conspiring to get you to pay for it.  it's all a setup and you're going to be the biggest loser of the whole group.  the other guy will get a wife with bigger boobs... and you'll be paying for it.  Then he'll let you fuck his wife, but he'll wanna be fucking around with yours.  I say fuck that shit.  Tell her to set up a bikini car wash in her driveway and earn the money herself.  either that or insist on daily blowjobs for a dollar a session.  or she has to let you tape a lesbian fuck fest among her and your wife and your baby-sitter.

that's my opinion.  I could be wrong.

BINGO!

Fucking bitch

thanks for the support, brother!  and I rmember 3d saying his wife was a prize, especially compared to the boobily challenged neighbor

I think 3d is full of shit, he'd better post a pic of her(naked) so we can be sure.
plus one of his sexy mother in law. she'd totally be up for it!

thanks for the support, brother!  and I rmember 3d saying his wife was a prize, especially compared to the boobily challenged neighbor

I second, and I'm sure bondi will vote along with us.  So that settles it.  3d had better start posting pics, or he can prepare for a life full of ridicule... which he may or may not already be used to.

well gentlemen  , I did email her back  and just asked if she was serious  ?  I said nothing  else .. we are however to all go out for supper tommorrow night then to a haunted house  or soemthign so i figure it might come up there ..

As far as posting pics of my  S/O  it wont happen sorry  , and besides  i have never seen a picture of any of your  S/o  and Im pretty sure I never will .which is probably best for us all .   as far as the ridicule   at this point it doesnt much matter anyway  , Life goes on  ... 

ah, don't be so sensative.  I was supporting you by saying that you said your wife was way more of a prize than your neighbor, so it'd be more of a downgrade to be doing a swaparoo.  You'd be the biggest loser in the transaction, so to speak. 

There is a pic floating around her of my little lady... it's just more of a silhouette.  As far as naked pics... I'm happy if I'm just able to get her naked.  Getting the camera in the same room at such a time is going to take a bit of work.

In any case, I think it would be best to get this little neighbor fantasy outta your head.  at the most, I'd say you should just try to get your wife in on it.  Maybe you can get her to make out with the broad or something at the haunted house. 

most importantly... if you do end up hooking up with the neighbor and she does end up getting implants, will you please supply some pics.  some before and lots of after.

click

Well I think the only way anything could possibly happen is if it was a swap , dont think my wife would go for it , but a person never knows ,, your probably right Iget the raw end of the trade ,

But if she gets implants and a makeover it wouldnt be all bad ,  you see I married the  homecoming , prom queen , and she was also the head cheerleader at her school ..  and the neighber was just  the girl that  spent her time  getiing drunk and high and getting  c grades  enough to get by  ,  I guess for me Bob  its just the thrill of the game , the tease , the fantasy , the  Whatifs ,  I dont think it would ever happen  sexually but a person never knows ....   Im figuring it will be a drunk time at the haunted house  so who knows what might happen  , with my luck the last few days  I will probably  get kicked in the nuts  and spend the night with ice on my balls  ...... 

ah, don't be so sensative.  I was supporting you by saying that you said your wife was way more of a prize than your neighbor, so it'd be more of a downgrade to be doing a swaparoo.  You'd be the biggest loser in the transaction, so to speak. 

There is a pic floating around her of my little lady... it's just more of a silhouette.  As far as naked pics... I'm happy if I'm just able to get her naked.  Getting the camera in the same room at such a time is going to take a bit of work.

In any case, I think it would be best to get this little neighbor fantasy outta your head.  at the most, I'd say you should just try to get your wife in on it.  Maybe you can get her to make out with the broad or something at the haunted house. 

most importantly... if you do end up hooking up with the neighbor and she does end up getting implants, will you please supply some pics.  some before and lots of after.

click

Well, I hope your luck changes and we get to see pics of somebody's boobs or something.  Have fun at the haunted house.  YOu can always cop a feel when pretending to be lost in the dark feeling for a wall or doorway or something.  good luck with that.

well I came across this pic today , this is a  picture of my old book keeper

3d delivers!!!  Well done!!!  I'm sure there's going to be a few other people around here coming across that pic. 

so let me ask you, do you require a nude polaroid be attached to the résumé when they apply for the job?  cuz I'm thinking of implementing that system myself.

3d delivers!!!  Well done!!!  I'm sure there's going to be a few other people around here coming across that pic. 

so let me ask you, do you require a nude polaroid be attached to the résumé when they apply for the job?  cuz I'm thinking of implementing that system myself.

3d delivers!!!  Well done!!!  I'm sure there's going to be a few other people around here coming across that pic. 

so let me ask you, do you require a nude polaroid be attached to the résumé when they apply for the job?  cuz I'm thinking of implementing that system myself.

I was wondering the same thing... how do you come across a nude pic of your old book keeper???

Oh and resume? It still sounds so weird to me