Well I'm sure his wife will come around once he pays for an rmm stranger's boob job.

Maybe he should pay for stevieboy's boob job and saxman can lick 3d's cum off of them

Then they call all be happy.

Well done



Ahh come on... there's no shame in being 2nd!







Old school reference

And now, Avis Rent-A-Car is proud to present the second best band in America. Will you welcome Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa singing their number two hit, "Born to Runner-up".

Well spotted.... and


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

that was a beautiful exchange. Well done, gentlemen.

when I look at boobs of people she doesnt know she gets pissed , she just in a bad mood we go thru this evry yr at christmas time cause her parents nevr have any money this time of yr for presents and she thinks we should give them money to buy all the grand kids gifts but the problem for me is there grandkids live in 2 of there rental propertys and dont pay rent , so my opinion is Merry fuckin Xmas ... So Im A asshole and a pervert cause I want to look at boobs here ..

Thank you.... I would have also accepted...

Why would they come here just to Boo us?




I found that out on day one!

whew glad the image I was reflecting was taken the way I wanted it to be ...

And then some

I was sleeping behind the wheel again. sometimes I'm just not in quoting mode, you know what I mean?

NO

No..... No I do not

well don't be a total prick....maybe offer to buy her mom some implants

now that is truly a great thought i had never even came up with that one ,,see this place just isnt so bad after all ...

64 year old body, tits of an 18 year old.

MY father inlaw would probably like me then ..

Like this?

more like this:

wow. That's quite the memory you have. I just remembered the pic cuz I was cleaning out my email attachment folder yesterday and ran across it.

Is that shit for real???

no, I'm the Frank Abagnale of RMM

well yeah implants do last forever they just sag a bit with age !!!!LOL

Me, me me!!!!!!!!

Come on I need a little lift back into them. I'm not even 30 yet and they sag too much for my taste. Plus I'd get them just a tad bigger. I promise to send you pictures of them everyday for the rest of your life. lol

Hmm Im thinking about that

I will nod and chuckle politely to save us both the embarrassment because I have no idea who that is

I was afraid I was the only one ...

Well I got this text message from the baby sitter ..

UR FUNNY , UR SEXY , U DRIVE ME INSANE , U FUCK ME SO HARD U PUT ME IN PAIN , UR SEXY VOICE PUTS ME IN SLUMBER , OH FUCK , I GOT THE WRONG NUMBER !!!!!!

I was afraid that would suffer the "dennis miller ratio".
frank abagnale was the infamous forgery artist that the movie "catch me if you can" was based on. yeah leonardo dicaprio stars but it is a great movie.


well she got the last part right

well yeah I never left her in pain ..Duh Im a gentle giant LOL

Gotcha...


I can't figure out how he read it if the text message was all but blacked out?

there was no pics thus no black out LOL

well then.... everything is wrapped up in a neat little package

well to all that enter , merry christmas , I hope you all have a outstanding time with family and friends over thei holiday , I know I will ...
3 d out

Ditto... have a happy and safe one

My birthday is on new years day i hope the wife gets me what I have been asking for !!!!!!!

And what would that be ?(dare I ask )

I think you have a pretty good idea

a prostitute with nice boobs?

your close

and a black face

well yeah thats why she was close !!!!

!

yeah yeah LOL

celebrated my 41st yesterday it was allot of fun and I dont feel any older ..

Well I know it's late but happy birthday!

Hope your blacked-out prostitute was fun.

(insert funny line)

I love that wit

THANKS best ive had ,,,LOL

now that was hilarious. Not only did you complete fool me, but your abagnale reference is killer. Well done!!