Gimme your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in! (oh wait, it'd be in canadian dollars... damn )

ohhh i like him, put him on the call-back list!

and the dollar joke USED to be funny, but our dollar might pass yours soon enough
VOTE REPUBLICAN!

good old milhouse...

and Gnappy is right with the Dollar.... hell even the Aussie Dollar is creeping up on your greenback

eh, what do i really care... we'll just continue to borrow insane amounts of money, drive up our debt to unprecedented levels, and then just never pay it back





















oh, no, wait...

sounds like my life.

you have $8.5 trillion in debt?

dude, gnappy, you gotta stop getting those male prostitutes... or at least hold yourself to 2 a day...

it's not gay if I pay for it, right?

No, usually it's Pay if you pay for it.

funny



funnier

shame on you boys burning the absent! lol..... how terrible

Hey all.....surgery went ok, am at home....will be down 4 2wks. Hurtin like a motherfucker, but have percoset and tylenol with codeine.

So had deviated septum fixed; tonsiles, adenois remove; uvula and soft palette minimized. All for sleep apnea. I typicall stop breathing 35-40 times an hour when sleeping.

Ill be popping in from time to time, although tapping a msg like this out on a pda kinda sucks.

My ladies, ill be fine and hope to be back soon staring as usual.

Gnappy, Bondi, Jrock, Bob try not to have too much fun at my expense with this, but i do see the potential here all the same.

I'll spare you the obvious jokes for now. Sleep apnea can get pretty freaky. every once in a while I'll wake up in the middle of the night gasping for breath. (lots of obvious burns I left myself open for there).

I didn't even know you were going under the knife. Shows how much I actually read around here. I'm glad you're okay in any case. Man, getting old must suck... but I guess it beats the alternative.

Enjoy your percoset while you can. And we'll enjoy making obvious jokes about old man pay while we can. see ya 'round.

I´m glad you´re back! And I hope you will recover soon!!!

I didn't know you were having surgery either. That's what a 411 is for (depsite how it seems at this place haha).
Did you get all that shit taken out for sleep apnea? Must've been pretty serious, I guess stopping breathing 35-40 times an hour doesn't get any more serious.
Hope all goes well, and maybe make some tripped out drug induced posts for our amusement.
And is it just me, or does a uvula sound like something completely different than it is?

always got a chuckle outta that one in my Medical Terminology class

Thanks Summ!!! You're a sweetheart!!!!

Yeah Gnappy, doc cut all that shit out to try to make more space for air flow. The deviated septum just needed to be fixed.

So far no real good drug induced fun mainly cause well fuck, when you're really fuckin hurtin the percoset only kinda makes it slightly go away...so not much in the mind altering state.

And I gotta say, for me, percoset beats the snot out of Tylenol III (w/codeine). I gotta take like 30-40ml to get remotely close to the percoset effect.


Yeah, the closer i get to 40 the more i understand why so many other men went out and bought Ferrari's and shit. Im fucking fallin apart!!!

aww i miss you round here babes!

awww babe! youll feel better soon. and if you need someone to help keep ya together, ill gladly do it!
heres for a smooth recovery
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Dude add me to the bunch of people who had absolutely no idea you were having surgery!

Hope things go well and you recover swiftly... a little medicinal marijuana could always do the trick

Ahhhhhhh Dude....I used to get the munchies like a maniac when I smoked!!!! And right now, eating is definitely NOT something Im very interested in. I can barely swallow, so I can only manage very very COLD things or moderately warm - coffee, mashed potatoes, overcooked pasta....


This time isnt as much fun as the last one. When im hurtin I just take my percosets and crash. Every 4 hours.

hey baby

hash brownies?


sounds like my weekend

Jrock told me you always were a spitter

Seriously though that sucks balls

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! i like this!!!!!!! and i love love the way your hair looks. and i love the stockings! did i say love enough yet?

no keep saying it....(makes the boys jealous).

ahhh i just looked at it some more!!! i love the garter belt deal and how its over your ass. i love how your leg is up. i love the way your face is tilted. its like a mystery. love love love it!

I think it's time we arrange a meeting for FF and JB. that could be quite a session.

can't think of a more perfect suggestion..

god damn, neither can i!

Peek a BooB!
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*lick*

It's getting hot in here.

hi sweetheart. its been a while! i havent been to the boards much and it seems neither have you. haha. we are the cool ones thats why

anyways, just wanted to drop in. kisses. ttyl

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haha decided to mess with the photo to make it look different. yes, boredom is still my friend!

GOD DAMN I love tits!!!

I hope your health is doing good Pay!
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pay's gettin old. a pic that hot will probabaly give him a heart attack.

My health is great sweetheart thanks for thinkin of me.

And because Im lazy and didn't feel like looking for the fucking thread and because it's my own opinion, albeit shared by many I'm sure, but Holy Sweet Mary Nat!!!!

You have the BEST NIPPLES on this site!!!!!!!!! I love them I really do.

Still as gorgeous as ever.

I was thinking the same thing.... it isn't going to remain well if you keep those pics rolling in!

Natalie's nipples are mesmerizing

hi pay baby....

bless you my VA hottie...

nope.....no titties in here

will these do....

Ooooooo they'll do nicely...

need a little bump baby.. ?

Mmmmm titties

just for a change....

Mmmmmmmm wouldn't mind gettin up that crack....

such a sweet talker!!!