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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 3 2009, 19:06 Post #721
QUOTE(misschickie)
1. yes!
2. i'm hot and sexy?   You are for sure hot and sexy !
3. i want to fuck you right now!
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D Cup
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▫ Dec 4 2010, 05:28 Post #722
im angry im pissed im going to rant:
I cannot stand people who make plans with you and then fucking disappear. It's ignorant as hell. I can live with being canceled on. Shit happens i get it. I'm not even asking for a good excuse or any. I don't even what you use to tell me. Use carrier pidgeons for all i care. But twice now this week with two different girls this has happened. And all the way up until hours before hand they were all about it. Its just inconsiderate and they'd be pissed if i did it to them. I am not that scary of a guy that i'd rip their heads off id be glad they let me know so at least i could know whats goin on and try to make new plans with someone else
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 4 2010, 09:26 Post #723
A few items;

* The number one complaint with matchmaker agencies is that the women are ultra picky, they are hung up on looks overlooking character and personality. Quite often I hear women say "I want a cute guy" or "I want a good looking guy" On that merit, it is only fair for guys to suggest a girl with pretty boobs. "I want a girl with pretty boobs", or "I want a girl with beautiful big boobs".

* Every now and then I hear a woman say, "well, you can't afford me". As though they are Anna Nicole Smith testifying on the bench "It's expensive being me" trying to justify a ten thousand dollar a week shopping spree life. The truth of the matter is this, I don't need to afford you. Do you not know silly girl, that there are women, much younger, much more youthful looking that are 8's, 9's and perfect 10's in Ukraine, Russia, Czech, Romania, Japan, that would be simply happy to go to the grocery store with me, enjoy dinner at my place and be completely satisfied with the genuine interest in them and listen to their conversation? If I'm going to afford anything, it's my time and money with them!

* I attend private car enthusiasts coffee meets that always entail high end sports cars. One owner began to talk about his dislike for fake cars such as the kit-car Countach and Diablo. I stood there in disbelief, looking at his wife adorning a huge rack of fake tits. Did this guy actually know what he was saying?

* I can't prove it with scientific data, but there seems to be a correlation with increased upright, rude people and the amount of Starbucks that have popped up in recent years.

* Mtv isn't anymore. I got to YouTube to watch my music videos.
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▫ Dec 4 2010, 22:24 Post #724
Fucking Slow Fucking People That Drive In The Fucking Fast/passing Lane !!!!
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▫ Dec 5 2010, 18:37 Post #725
damn old ladies during the holiday season that stop and clog up the isles in the stores . the only place i can shop that i dont run into idiots is the local porn shop , thank god for that !!!!! :P
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▫ Dec 11 2010, 16:36 Post #726
WOW!!! where to start???Liberal government pisses me off...i dont need big brother to run my fucking life......Illegal aliens piss me the fuck off...especialy the mexicans...no thanks..i'll mow my own fucking grass...if you want to be PC you can call them undocumented immingrants...FUCK THAT!!!then lets start calling drug dealers unlincensed pharmacists...and i hate people that dont mind their own fucking business...i dont want to know about your shit so stay the fuck out of mine...scientists have proven that people who mind their own business live longer...it greatly decreases your odds of being shot...LOL...
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▫ Dec 13 2010, 11:00 Post #727
Oprah Fuckin Winfrey!

OMFG!!!

Ok, I get that she's over here in Australia, I get that she has a large fan base, but seriously, every day she's in all the news programs, in all the papers and on all the internet news and all the radios.

The only thing we're missing out on is when she goes to the fuggen pisser!

Honestly? Fuck her off and send over someone with talent!!! Send us MissChickie!!!!
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▫ Dec 13 2010, 12:04 Post #728
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory)
Oprah Fuckin Winfrey!

OMFG!!!

Ok, I get that she's over here in Australia, I get that she has a large fan base, but seriously, every day she's in all the news programs, in all the papers and on all the internet news and all the radios.

The only thing we're missing out on is when she goes to the fuggen pisser!

Honestly? Fuck her off and send over someone with talent!!! Send us MissChickie!!!!

oh yeah Oprah!!!! i hate that liberal racist cunt......
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▫ Dec 15 2010, 14:17 Post #729
i'll tell you what pisses me off......the mother fucker that ran over my sons dog last night...who ever it was didnt have the decency to stop and tell me...my neighbor saw it happen and called me...i would love to find that person....or maybe its better if i dont....i would probably do something really bad to them....fucking piece of shit person
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▫ Dec 15 2010, 17:26 Post #730
QUOTE(fun4us94)
i'll tell you what pisses me off......the mother fucker that ran over my sons dog last night...who ever it was didnt have the decency to stop and tell me...my neighbor saw it happen and called me...i would love to find that person....or maybe its better if i dont....i would probably do something really bad to them....fucking piece of shit person


It was me. I ran it over. It annoyed me. You expect me to swerve? It yapped so I lined it up. I felt good.
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▫ Dec 15 2010, 17:34 Post #731
QUOTE(fun4us94)
i'll tell you what pisses me off......the mother fucker that ran over my sons dog last night...who ever it was didnt have the decency to stop and tell me...my neighbor saw it happen and called me...i would love to find that person....or maybe its better if i dont....i would probably do something really bad to them....fucking piece of shit person


well this is intersting A friend of mine did seriously hit a dog last night did probably 3000 damage to his truck , he is sick about killing the dog but he didnt stop becuase 1. it was fucking cold out and 2. there was no lights on in the house 3. because he called his nephew the state patrolmen and he told him its the owners job to keep the dog off the road and actually its the dog owners responsibility to pay to fix the vehicle , but he felt so bad about the dog that he didnt want to make the owner pay for his truck . however the state police was there this morning and wrote up a report and most likely his insurance company will go after the owner of the dog for at least half the repairs . Not saying its right but at times things are not as they appear . we used to have cattle out and one night we had 2 cars hit and kill 6 cows , we paid for both there vehicles and we lost $6000 in cattle . Its a strange world we live in .
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▫ Dec 15 2010, 18:08 Post #732
QUOTE(ddd35)
well this is intersting  A friend of mine did seriously hit a dog last night  did probably  3000 damage to his truck ,  he is sick about killing the dog but he didnt stop  becuase 1. it was fucking cold out  and 2. there was no lights on in the house  3. because he called his nephew the state patrolmen  and he told him its the owners job to keep the dog off the road and actually its the dog owners  responsibility to pay to fix the vehicle , but he felt so bad about the dog that he didnt want to make the owner pay for his truck . however the state police was there this morning  and wrote up a report  and most likely his insurance company will go after the owner of the dog for at least half the repairs  . Not saying its right but at times things are not as they appear  . we used to have cattle out and one night we had 2 cars hit and kill  6 cows , we paid for both there vehicles and we lost $6000  in cattle  . Its a strange world we live in  .

my neighbor saw it and said the vehicle was driving at least 60mph through our neighborhood....its a residential zone and the posted speed limit is 25mph...we have a problem with people that dont live there hauling ass through our neighborhood...there is quite often children rideing their bikes and skateboards around the neighborhood....if someone ever hits one of my children he wont have to worry about feeling bad....he will be shot before the police get there...i'll kill him before he can get out of his truck....yes i have already told my local sheriff that.....
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▫ Dec 15 2010, 18:35 Post #733
QUOTE(fun4us94)
my neighbor saw it and said the vehicle was driving at least 60mph through our neighborhood....its a residential zone and the posted speed limit is 25mph...we have a problem with people that dont live there hauling ass through our neighborhood...there is quite often children rideing their bikes and skateboards around the neighborhood....if someone ever hits one of my children he wont have to worry about feeling bad....he will be shot before the police get there...i'll kill him before he can get out of his truck....yes i have already told my local sheriff that.....


Oh I completely agree , was just saying how things go .
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▫ Dec 17 2010, 05:31 Post #734
ok i called my parish(county for the rest of the nation)highway department about having speed bumps installed in our neighborhood...they dont do that anymore because they are tired of being sued for damage to peoples cars...every speed bump i have went over has a sign with a recommended speed...if you go that speed you car doesnt get damaged...i work on cars therfore i know this for a fact...if the sign says 15mph and you hit it doing 30mph your just fucking stupid...yes you will fuck up your car eventually and its your fault...i guess that stupid people and stupid lawyers are to blame for this problem...i mean no disrespect to criminal lawyers...its the ambulance chasers that i cant stand...just like the McDonalds woman...its coffee its supposed to be hot you fucking idiot...
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▫ Dec 17 2010, 07:59 Post #735
Has anyone been driving near the malls lately... I got a bone to pick with Andy Williams. "Most Wonderful Time of the Year" ? :whatever:
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▫ Dec 17 2010, 14:26 Post #736
QUOTE(Buck Turgidson)
Has anyone been driving near the malls lately... I got a bone to pick with Andy Williams. "Most Wonderful Time of the Year" ? :whatever:

:roflmao:
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▫ Jan 28 2011, 02:27 Post #737
why is the shooter from the Tucson murders reffered to as an allegded shooter or alleged suspect???he is not allegded...the word allegded refers to the possibilty of doubt that he didnt commit the crimes...there is no doubt of this fact..he was caught during the act...i am a law abiding citizen and gun owner...he makes good gun owners look bad...unfortunalty the many are judged by the actions of the few...i think this guy should be handcuffed to a pole in town square and left there to starve to death on public display...in fact it should be aired on tv...its time to teach the bad guys a lesson :) fuck yeah i would smile if that happened to him
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▫ Jan 28 2011, 03:00 Post #738
He hasn't been convicted. In this country the Constitution demands that you're considered innocent until proven guilty.
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▫ Jan 28 2011, 03:17 Post #739
QUOTE(fun4us94)
why is the shooter from the Tucson murders reffered to as an allegded shooter or alleged suspect???he is not allegded...the word allegded refers to the possibilty of doubt that he didnt commit the crimes...there is no doubt of this fact..he was caught during the act...i am a law abiding citizen and gun owner...he makes good gun owners look bad...unfortunalty the many are judged by the actions of the few...i think this guy should be handcuffed to a pole in town square and left there to starve to death on public display...in fact it should be aired on tv...its time to teach the bad guys a lesson :) fuck yeah i would smile if that happened to him

as a criminal justice major i can tell you that the reason the "alleged" is in there is because our justice system relies on the notion that everyone is innocent until PROVEN guilty. Now there isn't much doubt he will be found guilty but until its official they have to refer to him as alleged
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▫ Jan 28 2011, 03:45 Post #740
QUOTE(theinfamousjax)
as a criminal justice major i can tell you that the reason the "alleged" is in there is because our justice system relies on the notion that everyone is innocent until PROVEN guilty.  Now there isn't much doubt he will be found guilty but until its official they have to refer to him as alleged

excellent point jax...its true that major news media reffers to him as alleged for fear of ridicule but do everyday people think him alleged??? not debating your point at all as it is an excellent one but do the REAL american people believe he is alleged??i think not the ones with reasonable thought

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