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▫ Feb 13 2006, 04:43 Post #81
QUOTE(belicked6924)
You're quick with the uptake  :haha:

And please :whipya:

Your on you best get ready now you will need your stamina.
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 04:55 Post #82
QUOTE(diane26)
Your on you best get ready now you will need your stamina.

Oh I've got the stamina, and for you I'm always ready. It's just a damn shame that I gotta work in just over 5 hours.
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 04:57 Post #83
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Oh I've got the stamina, and for you I'm always ready. It's just a damn shame that I gotta work in just over 5 hours.

Well you will need to be well rested to keep up so go get your sleep :kisses:
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 05:03 Post #84
QUOTE(diane26)
Well you will need to be well rested to keep up so go get your sleep :kisses:

So when does the new toy arrive? I'm dying to try it out. :letsfuck: :silvio: style
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 05:15 Post #85
QUOTE(belicked6924)
So when does the new toy arrive? I'm dying to try it out. :letsfuck: :silvio: style

When i can sneak away enough money
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 05:17 Post #86
QUOTE(diane26)
When i can sneak away enough money
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 05:37 Post #87
QUOTE(diane26)
Is tool like an asshole in Aussie Country??

Anyway no offense taken I don't plan on staying with him a whole lot longer just no really in a position to call the shots right now I try but he holds the cards in the end. Not for a lot longer though :drama:


Tool = Asshole, dickhead, cocksucker, wanker etc

its multi purpose
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 05:50 Post #88
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Tool = Asshole, dickhead, cocksucker, wanker etc

its multi purpose

Does it come with multiple attachments and is it cordless?
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 06:01 Post #89
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Does it come with multiple attachments and is it cordless?


have a quick look in the mirror and tell me! :P

just kiddin dude
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 06:05 Post #90
:bang: :bang: :bang: damn I missed that one.
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 07:08 Post #91
QUOTE(belicked6924)
We need to get back to this sugar daddy question that we discussed earlier. :2thumbsup:

:wub: :wub:

Maybe in this case I can make an exception to my no gift rule :P
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 07:09 Post #92
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Tool = Asshole, dickhead, cocksucker, wanker etc

its multi purpose

I am going to start using it LOL
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 10:12 Post #93
QUOTE(diane26)
I am going to start using it LOL


please do so... spread it through the US.

Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 13:03 Post #94
QUOTE(bondiguy)
please do so... spread it through the US.

Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"


"Tool" already is used in the US. It's not just an Aussie word. Your right about wanker,though,...I'll have to add that to my vocabulary. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 17:45 Post #95
QUOTE(bondiguy)
please do so... spread it through the US.

Please see me for more Aussie words that can be used in your daily vocab. Yanks don't use the word "Wanker" near enough.... instead you guys say "Jerk Off"


Yeah I like Wanker too I will start using that one as well. I needed a new word for the month my last one was stellar.
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 17:46 Post #96
QUOTE(evade20)
"Tool" already is used in the US.  It's not just an Aussie word.  Your right about wanker,though,...I'll have to add that to my vocabulary. :2thumbsup:


I have lived all over the US and never heard Tool be used before this forum. :huh:
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▫ Feb 15 2006, 00:27 Post #97
lol I've heard the term "tool" ever since I was little.

When women jokingly call me a tool, I just reply "that's right. I am a tool. Use me and abuse me." :P

and Diane, I would be damn proud to be one of the controllers. ^_^
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▫ Feb 15 2006, 02:10 Post #98
QUOTE(Vlad)
lol I've heard the term "tool" ever since I was little.

When women jokingly call me a tool, I just reply "that's right. I am a tool. Use me and abuse me." :P

and Diane, I would be damn proud to be one of the controllers. ^_^

I would be proud to be schooled on it all :shuwks:
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▫ Feb 15 2006, 02:14 Post #99
You don't need a dildo to have fun with yourself. ;) ;)
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▫ Feb 15 2006, 02:17 Post #100
QUOTE(Vlad)
You don't need a dildo to have fun with yourself. ;) ;)

Sure it couldnt hurt the process :P

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