I Just Ordered My First

B Cup

Member No.: 12985 Posts: 339 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 11 2006, 01:19 Post #41

u r not a freak honey u r a normal person and most women will agree that although a dildo helps, they will say that there is nothing better than feel of real hard cock x x

shame i lice so far away would love to help u out x x u r a very sexy lady who deserves love and attention and great fucking sex

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 11 2006, 01:24 Post #42

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B Cup

Member No.: 12985 Posts: 339 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 11 2006, 01:26 Post #43

heres hoping honey looking forward to chatting x x

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Feb 11 2006, 04:43 Post #44

QUOTE(diane26)

I am sad to report that the husband was home when Fed Ex arrived and my package was confiscated. He is "allowing :whatever:

" me to return it and get something else instead but no Dildo so it looks like I will still never be able to learn to please myself yet. He is very insecure about any toy being used that is compariable to the size of a cock. :crazydude:

Diane.... without wanting to offend anyone ur hubby sounds like a tool! My fiancee has a vibe and it is fucking big and i have no problem with it. In fact I think its great. Sometimes we will get it out during sex and she'll let me use it on her... or even when she uses it alone she'll text me or call and say "guess what I have been doing." It makes me so damn horny I rush home and dive into some great sex straight away!!!!

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 11 2006, 07:46 Post #45

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B Cup

Member No.: 13400 Posts: 243 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Feb 11 2006, 10:01 Post #46

Next time pay Fed Ex Guy to make him delivering the package to you in a secure "no hubby zone" time.

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C Cup

Member No.: 11269 Posts: 622 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Feb 11 2006, 13:00 Post #47

what a cock master. Next time he is away I will overnight you a dildo. No lie. Let me know.

....talk about being insecure, geez.

You should have offered to get him a pocket pussy, and told him he'd be needing it because it'll be the only action he'll be getting.

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A Cup

Member No.: 5301 Posts: 88 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 11 2006, 16:03 Post #48

Diane, we here should buy you this...

http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/ve744.html

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 11 2006, 18:30 Post #49

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 11 2006, 18:32 Post #50

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D Cup

Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Feb 11 2006, 18:35 Post #51

QUOTE(diane26)

He wasnt supposed to be home when it came he came home early that day. Girlie he actually considers it no different than cheating WTF??? Can you believe that. If he would use a pocket pussy I would get him one in a flash but he says he is married to me so he has no need to have to self pleasure.

(he had a really fucked up sense of sex growing up long story)

Anyway so he said if he found out I got a Dildo he would cheat on me cause same thing. I told him he was a freak and go for it cause I dont want to be with him anyway LOL.
ANyway I will try to figure something out cause it isnt right and I was never one that had ever masturbated or even thought about trying it but he is now making me more determined than ever,

Damn. He's messed up.

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B Cup

Member No.: 13400 Posts: 243 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Feb 11 2006, 18:36 Post #52

Or, better, stash some money aside to corrupt the fed ex guy....

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D Cup

Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Feb 11 2006, 18:37 Post #53

QUOTE(actarus)

Or, better, stash some money aside to corrupt the fed ex guy....

Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

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D Cup

Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Feb 11 2006, 18:37 Post #54

QUOTE(actarus)

Or, better, stash some money aside to corrupt the fed ex guy....

My Fed Ex guy is gorgeous!

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B Cup

Member No.: 13400 Posts: 243 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Feb 11 2006, 18:40 Post #55

QUOTE(ontippytoes)

My Fed Ex guy is gorgeous!

...so boobs will be enough to corrupt him

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D Cup

Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Feb 11 2006, 18:42 Post #56

QUOTE(actarus)

...so boobs will be enough to corrupt him

I dunno...I'll hafta try that and let you know.

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A Cup

Member No.: 5301 Posts: 88 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 11 2006, 18:44 Post #57

QUOTE(diane26)

Holly shit vlad that things looks awesome and ohh the fun I could have with it being internet or whatever damn. LOL Maybe I should try and stash some money aside to get it.

PS Happy belated B day.

Thanks for the birthday congrats.

I'll buy that toy for you if I can have first internet control. :letsfuck:

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 11 2006, 20:32 Post #58

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D Cup

Member No.: 12055 Posts: 2,225 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Feb 11 2006, 20:57 Post #59

QUOTE(diane26)

I could never let you buy it for me but when I can buy it I will add you to the list of controllers :shuwks:

Damn, so no being your sugar daddy?

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C Cup

Member No.: 12950 Posts: 559 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 11 2006, 21:16 Post #60

Hey girl, glad to hear you don't intend to stay with him, that kind of crap no-one needs! Have youpointed out that the better you know what your body likes the better the sex will be for him too!! What a total wanker (oh no, you said he don;t do that!

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In the meantime, use your imagination, you'd be amazed what you can use as a dildo, and he'll never know!!!!!!! Basically next time you do the shopping, check out the shelves with a more discerning eye!!!!! For example, choose your carrots carefully, any correctly shaped (and safe to use) bottle/container. Don't think it has to be made for the purpose!
Get exploring and ENJOY!!!! :2thumbsup:

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