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▫ Feb 11 2006, 22:21 Post #61
QUOTE(belicked6924)
:bang: Damn, so no being your sugar daddy?


OK Ok I will work on it. You know a lot about me so I am sure you know why its hard for me to accept anything from others but shit for a sugar daddy I will try really hard to take my presents and say thank you :P
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 22:26 Post #62
QUOTE(penelope)
:) Hey girl, glad to hear you don't intend to stay with him, that kind of crap no-one needs! Have youpointed out that the better you know what your body likes the better the sex will be for him too!! What a total wanker (oh no, you said he don;t do that! :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao: )
In the meantime, use your imagination, you'd be amazed what you can use as a dildo, and he'll never know!!!!!!! Basically next time you do the shopping, check out the shelves with a more discerning eye!!!!! For example, choose your carrots carefully, any correctly shaped (and safe to use) bottle/container. Don't think it has to be made for the purpose!
Get exploring and ENJOY!!!! :2thumbsup:   :2thumbsup:


I just love the word wanker HAHAHA so funny to hear how other people in other countries talk.

Trust me there is no resoning with him on this subject I tried many many times he is just screwed up in the head plus he cant get any better he already thinks he is a sex god dont ya know :whatever:
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 22:30 Post #63
My Fed Ex guy at our old house was HOT!!!! Here it is a butch looking woman :(
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 22:33 Post #64
I still cant get over this never heard of anything like this before. Learning to masturbate might be pretty fun.

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▫ Feb 11 2006, 23:58 Post #65
QUOTE(diane26)
My Fed Ex guy at our old house was HOT!!!! Here it is a butch looking woman :(

So she might be able to be convinced by you :flashboobs:
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▫ Feb 12 2006, 00:03 Post #66
QUOTE(diane26)
I still cant get over this never heard of anything like this before. Learning to masturbate might be pretty fun.

Wow, I remember in the days of just using a simple toy or just your hand, now I'm feeling old. :silvio:

Does sound like lots of fun though, especially for long distance :2thumbsup:
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▫ Feb 12 2006, 02:24 Post #67
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Wow, I remember in the days of just using a simple toy or just your hand, now I'm feeling old.  :silvio:

Does sound like lots of fun though, especially for long distance :2thumbsup:

:thumbup:
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▫ Feb 12 2006, 05:06 Post #68
QUOTE(penelope)
:) Hey girl, glad to hear you don't intend to stay with him, that kind of crap no-one needs! Have youpointed out that the better you know what your body likes the better the sex will be for him too!! What a total wanker (oh no, you said he don;t do that! :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao: )
In the meantime, use your imagination, you'd be amazed what you can use as a dildo, and he'll never know!!!!!!! Basically next time you do the shopping, check out the shelves with a more discerning eye!!!!! For example, choose your carrots carefully, any correctly shaped (and safe to use) bottle/container. Don't think it has to be made for the purpose!
Get exploring and ENJOY!!!! :2thumbsup:  


Now there is a hot woman!!!!!Wow. :thumbup: :drama: Can i watch? :ph34r:
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▫ Feb 12 2006, 11:58 Post #69
QUOTE(evade20)
Now there is a hot woman!!!!!Wow.  :thumbup:   :drama: Can i watch? :ph34r:


I'll have to look through my collection of toys and see what I fancy playing with!!! :2thumbsup: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ Feb 12 2006, 21:29 Post #70
:) Just had a thought Diane26, one of the best I ever came up with to use from the fridge!
A cucumber, but peel it first, and preferably straight from the fridge! The texture is lovely and when its all cold like that it gives extra tingles!!! :whipya:
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▫ Feb 12 2006, 22:46 Post #71
QUOTE(penelope)
:) Just had a thought Diane26, one of the best I ever came up with to use from the fridge!
A cucumber, but peel it first, and preferably straight from the fridge! The texture is lovely and when its all cold like that it gives extra tingles!!! :whipya:


If its not too pervy, I would love to see a video of this, Penny! :2thumbsup:
Maybe your next video ;)
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 00:34 Post #72
QUOTE(somfan)
If its not too pervy, I would love to see a video of this, Penny! :2thumbsup:
Maybe your next video ;)


Me too Penny I am a bit weary of trying out some veggies :P

Now though I got my heard set on the online controlable one LOL
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 00:40 Post #73
hey honey glad to see your hubby has disheartened you. let us know when u get things sorted e would all like to hear bout your first time xx
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 01:02 Post #74
QUOTE(sexysotslad)
hey honey glad to see your hubby has disheartened you. let us know when u get things sorted e would all like to hear bout your first time xx


I dont understand what you mean sexsostad???

About the husband part that is??

I am gonna try to sneak the money and get the one.
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 01:04 Post #75
i meant i hope he hadnt put u off getting one honey as u deserve it and more xx
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 01:13 Post #76
QUOTE(sexysotslad)
i meant i hope he hadnt put u off getting one honey as u deserve it and more xx


Sorry language barrier happening there. LOL

No he didnt just makes me more determined. I dont think he should be allowed to tell me if I am allowed to try masturbation or not. By all means if I am not up for sex or I am away I would encourage him to go handle his business rather than cheat. But anyway I wont be told by a man what I can and can not do with my own body.
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 01:17 Post #77
i agree with u if we want to have a wank we dont ask permission u dont need to and neither do women.

for him to say its cheating its fucking stupid.

thinking bout u with toy makes me really happy honey. again just saw your shower pic would love to see more x x
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 03:29 Post #78
QUOTE(diane26)
But anyway I wont be told by a man what I can and can not do with my own body.  just makes me more determined.

Hmmm, you cannot do me.

:roflmao:
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 04:23 Post #79
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Hmmm, you cannot do me.

:roflmao:

Is that a challenge :whipya:
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 04:24 Post #80
QUOTE(diane26)
Is that a challenge :whipya:

You're quick with the uptake :haha:

And please :whipya:

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