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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Aug 25 2007, 15:43 Post #241
QUOTE(bondiguy)
It's Saturday AM and Im just easing my way into the day

im only on 5 :drinkup:

:o Only 5? I think you need to wake up earlier.

Which reminds me of a quote from a famous guy who likely was an alcholic:

I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 27 2007, 05:52 Post #242
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
:o Only 5?  I think you need to wake up earlier.

Which reminds me of a quote from a famous guy who likely was an alcholic:

I feel bad for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.


Ooooh that's a good quote, im stealing it!
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 12:01 Post #243
QUOTE(morse)
I really don,t think I,d like to live in the USA, If thats a fair representation of your legal system. You should be innocent until proven guilty, rather like me, innocent as a new born lamb, and pure, as the driven snow. :P   :P   :niceones:   :eatme:
Innocent as a newborn lamb, and pure as the driven snow? morse? Is this really morse or did somebody hijack this most awesomely sexy creature that I've cum to be proud of my association with? Is it an alien abduction or just not enough alcohol? :bang: :drama:
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 15:33 Post #244
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Ooooh that's a good quote, im stealing it!

Here's one that's even better:

New Year's resolutions: Something we can do that underweight people who don't drinnk or smoke can't.
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Member No.: 20703 Posts: 576 Joined: 02/2007
▫ Aug 28 2007, 12:43 Post #245
QUOTE(allnaturalguy)
Innocent as a newborn lamb, and pure as the driven snow? morse? Is this really morse or did somebody hijack this most awesomely sexy creature that I've cum to be proud of my association with? Is it an alien abduction or just not enough alcohol?  :bang:   :drama:

Can you have too much alcohol? Wasn,t that really a Martian that had his wicked way with me? :eatme:
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 08:42 Post #246
QUOTE(morse)
Can you have too much alcohol? Wasn,t that really a Martian that had his wicked way with me? :eatme:
I've always thought that falling down along with slurred words meant that you were off to a good start. Blacking out just means you have to pace yourself. :P God, I only hope for your sake that it was a Martian that had his way with you. Did his dick get bigger every time he hit his forehead? If so, then you got lucky. Hopefully, it wasn't a Venusian, they've barely discovered trash cans according to Mork from Ork. If it was a Venusian, then he would have been very interested in licking your feet until you blacked out or pissed yourself from laughing too hard. Only YOU will ever know morse my love. :cheers: :bonerfied: :niceones: :nahnah:
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 10:32 Post #247
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Here's one that's even better:

New Year's resolutions: Something we can do that underweight people who don't drinnk or smoke can't.


Not as good but still a keeper
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 15:23 Post #248
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Not as good but still a keeper

ah, just wait. You'll come to appreciate it on New Year's day.
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▫ Aug 30 2007, 08:09 Post #249
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
ah, just wait.  You'll come to appreciate it on New Year's day.


Ohh I get it, I get jokes :P
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▫ Aug 30 2007, 13:44 Post #250
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Ohh I get it, I get jokes :P


I would never admit that about Bobs though ..
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▫ Aug 30 2007, 22:39 Post #251
QUOTE(ddd35)
I would never admit that about Bobs though  ..

There's lots of things you won't admit here.
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▫ Aug 31 2007, 04:01 Post #252
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
There's lots of things you won't admit here.


beastiality for one?
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▫ Aug 31 2007, 13:07 Post #253
QUOTE(bondiguy)
beastiality for one?


well hell no .. would you ?
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▫ Aug 31 2007, 18:24 Post #254
QUOTE(bondiguy)
beastiality for one?

There's that, his homosexuality, his mythical babysitter, and his fictitous neighbor with the fake boobs he bought her

QUOTE(ddd35)
well hell no  ..   would you  ?

Well, unlike you, I have nothing to admit in that area, but thanks for your concern
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▫ Aug 31 2007, 20:57 Post #255
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
There's that, his homosexuality, his mythical babysitter, and his fictitous neighbor with the fake boobs he bought her
Well, unlike you, I have nothing to admit in that area, but thanks for your concern


keep telling yourself that , someday you might even convince the dog ... :P
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▫ Sep 3 2007, 06:18 Post #256
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
There's that, his homosexuality, his mythical babysitter, and his fictitous neighbor with the fake boobs he bought her


Yeah... we all had a good laugh at those :P
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▫ Sep 3 2007, 16:29 Post #257
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Yeah... we all had a good laugh at those :P

aint it great ..... :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 4 2007, 04:07 Post #258
QUOTE(ddd35)
aint it great  .....  :2thumbsup:


"aint" WHAT great exactly?
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▫ Sep 5 2007, 12:27 Post #259
QUOTE(bondiguy)
"aint" WHAT great exactly?


well it sure isnt you :P
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▫ Sep 6 2007, 04:17 Post #260
QUOTE(ddd35)
well it sure isnt you    :P


yeah... good one :blink:
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