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Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 11 2005, 11:01 Post #21
Pretty much all my PM's to the ladies are a bit left of center...........

Cause that's the direction my dick points when I'm hard.........left of center......HA!!!!!!
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B Cup
Member No.: 6512 Posts: 347 Joined: 04/2005
▫ Aug 11 2005, 11:33 Post #22
I have some penis pic PMs, but for the sake of you guys...I"ll refrain from posting them! :gay:
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Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 11 2005, 11:34 Post #23
QUOTE(HotJ)
I have some penis pic PMs, but for the sake of you guys...I"ll refrain from posting them!  :gay:

Thanks J,

My dicks been all over these boards already..... :P
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Double D's
Member No.: 8569 Posts: 3,209 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Aug 11 2005, 15:03 Post #24
I have cock shots aswell!!
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Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 11 2005, 16:50 Post #25
Shhhhhhhh!!!!! Nobody's supposed to know I sent you those!!!!!!! :P
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A Cup
Member No.: 8605 Posts: 80 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Aug 12 2005, 13:51 Post #26
This may be slightly off topic because it didn't happen on this site. On another site I used to post on, I once got a private message from a guy who was into "golden showers" :piss: He went into explicit detail about what he wanted me to do to him and what he wanted to do to me. YIKES!!!!! It was disgusting!!! I politely messaged him back and said I wasn't into that. He said fine. Never heard from him again.
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Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 12 2005, 15:50 Post #27
QUOTE(Brandy)
This may be slightly off topic because it didn't happen on this site.  On another site I used to post on, I once got a private message from a guy who was into "golden showers"  :piss:   He went into explicit detail about what he wanted me to do to him and what he wanted to do to me.  YIKES!!!!!  It was disgusting!!!  I politely messaged him back and said I wasn't into that.  He said fine.  Never heard from him again.

I'll never understand why anyone would want to pee on your lucious body, Brandy....

Dont get it, never will......
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Double D's
Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 12 2005, 16:18 Post #28
...unless it's johnfreak peeing on kiana's leg...

(making random thread connections... )
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Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 12 2005, 16:19 Post #29
QUOTE(jrock8)
...unless it's johnfreak peeing on kiana's leg...

(making random thread connections... )

And I thought I was the oddball
:crazydude:
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Double D's
Member No.: 6968 Posts: 2,768 Joined: 04/2005
▫ Aug 12 2005, 20:00 Post #30
i was halfway thinking of that too... :P
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D Cup
Member No.: 9337 Posts: 1,010 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Aug 13 2005, 01:05 Post #31
Have had many variations on a theme which most girls will be familiar with (and probably written by some of our rougish gentlemen visitors here!!), but this one was fairly succinct!

"ya my gf is gonna fuck you over with her virgin strap on while you suck me hard"
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D Cup
Member No.: 3495 Posts: 1,050 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 13 2005, 01:27 Post #32
sooo.. orignal... :P
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Double D's
Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 13 2005, 01:34 Post #33
i guess it's better than having her suck on the strap-on though, right? :unsure:

:lol:
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D Cup
Member No.: 3495 Posts: 1,050 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 13 2005, 01:41 Post #34
har har har. :P
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Double D's
Member No.: 6968 Posts: 2,768 Joined: 04/2005
▫ Aug 13 2005, 04:39 Post #35
lol nice avatar mez :P
everyone gets a custom avatar but me! maybe i should ask vixen for one... :P
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Double D's
Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 13 2005, 04:49 Post #36
i could write "narazbad" down my wang for you if you want...

oh wait, that's right... not a chance in hell, sorry dude

:roflmao:
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Double D's
Member No.: 6968 Posts: 2,768 Joined: 04/2005
▫ Aug 13 2005, 05:11 Post #37
i think your a little too small for my name to fit :P
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Double D's
Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 13 2005, 05:15 Post #38
QUOTE(Narazbad)
i think your a little too small for my name to fit :P


i'm not saying i am, i'm not saying i'm not... i'm just very curious as to why you're hiding in the bushes outside some random guys place :haha:

(and i thought you said you liked my "one eyed freak" :roflmao: ahh, i love the random connections)
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B Cup
Member No.: 9199 Posts: 476 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Aug 13 2005, 07:02 Post #39
QUOTE(Narazbad)
lol nice avatar mez :P
everyone gets a custom avatar but me! maybe i should ask vixen for one... :P


Dude...i want an avatar like that too!...lol
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 14 2005, 07:23 Post #40
QUOTE(jrock8)
...unless it's johnfreak peeing on kiana's leg...

(making random thread connections... )


I like the cross-thread reference! One for those who scour all the boards :2thumbsup:
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