sussed, i'm not gonna lie... i have definitely been hit on by my fair share of gay men in my life... i guess they appreciate someone who takes care of their body and like to look put together... and truth be told, it's actually kind of flattering (and really funny when you walk past a couple of guys and hear one of them go "damn!" lol)

Yup...2 guys is interesting!!

I have actually been involved in a 3some with 2 men also. Now before jrock and gnappy etc go all nuts with the gay comments, the other guy was a mate and at no stage did we touch each other. We were out one night and this girl would only hook up with us if it was both of us so she got the old double adapter/spit roast treatment... fun times were had by all!

we call that a tag team where i'm from.

you didn't even spoon with your mate when you were done?

bondi, no comments needed here... if the girl was up for a treatment like that, you know it had to be a wild time and i'm sure she knew what she was doing... so for that, all i have to offer is

Ah yes... it was a story that shall be passed down from generation to generation haha.

Gnappy... Tag team here is 2 guys, 1 girl, but the guys take turns of 'doing her' so to speak where a spit roast is as u can imagine, one guy at either end of a girl and.... well you knnow the rest

HAHA, that's great, a split roast

feel free to introduce that to the general vocab in America

I will next time I visit America, I'm Canadian


ya fuckstick

Mu humble apologies...well introduce it to the Canadain vocab!

lol... and even if it doesn't, it looks like "fuckstick" is quickly catching on

I'll make a point of excessiviely using "split roasting" a girl and fuckstick at the next family get together!

Fuckstick is a great word used alot here in Aus, oh and Gnappy, just so you get it right in case there are aussies around it is spit roasting! As in pig on a spit, get the visual????

...although i guess it could be "split" roasting... like splitting a board in half, lol

by the way, does anyone else think the visual of a woman w/a man at each end of her, actually rotating around like a pig on a spit, is completely HYSTERICAL?

Yes I do... that is why the saying is damn funny!

maybe cman could make an animated gif

and i apologize for bastardizing spit roasting. I think it's cuz at first I didn't know what the hell you mant by it, but splitting seemed to make the most sense so it stuck in my brain

thats cool... just wanted you to have the correct terms and get the right visuals... the visual is half the joke I guess! haha

Now there is a gif I'd like to see haha

Bondi, Jrock, Gnapp,

My hat is off to you guys. You guys crack me up. But could I suggest that we get back on topic?

Topic - Sussed is one of the guys.

Sub Topic - That makes us all gay. * Should we be planing a coming out party?

shit i got a simple one....




falling asleep being held by someone *shrug*

Lvrboy... glad my warped sense of humour and shit jokes make u laugh! haha

Sussed cant be one of the guys... she is just too damn good looking

Naraz - and I thought you were lame before.... that made me ill! haha

i dunno if that's true or not, don't want to know actually haha, but feed that line to a girl at the bar and you'll be in like flynn!

avoid spilling that one in the men's lockerroom tho

Oh so he is trying the sensitive angle? Nice work Naraz

no..its actually true...ive always wanted it and never had it.....hell.......most girls dont even like to touch me...even girls ive dated...*sighs* oh well...*shrug*

poor man... one day Naraz

Cuddling is great !!!!

One of my favourite things to do

Thats true, usually women are the ones in love with cuddling. My girl adores it and dont get me wrong, it is great but men dont want to cuddle 24 hours a day....

Wanna cuddle naked sussed?

I'm a sucker for extremes...

Either make love to me slow and soft or

Fuck me til I scream.

But there can't be any soft kissing while we're fucking or spanking my ass while we make love. I'm all about themes and pulling it together.

So Dirty talk while hard fucking wouldn't be a bad thing????

No, that's a good thing. 10-4 good buddy.

Okay, so trucker talk is kinda hot too.

Haahahahah.. thats a new one.. but Im pretty good at adjusting on the fly

Somehow Its not hard to tell that your very.. umm VOCAL..

(My dog is so humping my cat right now. )

You are right, but how can you tell?

Now thats some funny

Because you like being pounded from behind.. General the girls who favor that are very vocal!

so true! so true!

I almost missed that one. That's fucking hilarious.

Here's a little anecdote for you reading pleasure.

An ex-girlfriend of mine had a cat that had some fucked up medical things going on. the vet prescribed a type of steroid. Well, we noticed some changes when that little guy was pumped full of testosterone. That little fucker would go to town on her stuffed animals and pretty much anything that was soft and a little furry. Sometimes we'd see a poor, innocent, violated little teddy bear in the front room and just knew what went down. OTher times we'd come home and catch the little fucker in the act, working it all over that little inanimate stuffed animal. He'd be howling and everything. It was fucking hilarious. If the cat saw you, he'd just look at you and keep pounding away. sick and twisted little fucker, I tell ya.

LOL reminds me of the movie Click LOL

"I'll be Pocohontas."

That is all.


PICS!
I mean nevermind.


hahahaha

You all fantasize about the BOOT~!

hotts fantasy= Nipplegirl + Hott1976+ baby21....all in the hot tub together.

that would be fun...

fun? fun is an understatement.......it would be outrageous. On my part at least!

by the way is that really your ass?

you have a lot more xperience in that dept. than i do though,i'm a newbie.. teach me baby!!!!

spread em'

full cavity search.. by the tongue!

Hmm fantasy....it's pretty mundane but sometimes the simple things in life are much better.

Basically I long for 24 hrs of foreplay, sex, afterplay rinse repeat rinse repeat

Actually i'm intrigued by the idea of face sitting....wouldn't mind a woman doing that to me.

wow! to the exchange between nipplegirl and hot

thats is my ass!!!

nipplegirl that's your ass? HOLY SHIT!

The things i'd do to your ass