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▫ May 29 2006, 21:12 Post #61
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)
There is no worry about me getting ripped . I did that about 10 years ago & it is to much work anymore & a hell of alot easier when I was 26 or so  I looked GREAT but now I have three kids & I just dont want to work that hard 
I just hope AF is okay being a ripped guy  with a not so hot wife :(


Assfucker has two wives? You know that's illegal right?

I posted twice? How the hell did that happen? Stupid computer. :2gunsfiring:
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▫ May 30 2006, 23:26 Post #62
QUOTE(natalie)
Assfucker has two wives? You know that's illegal right?
I posted twice? How the hell did that happen? Stupid computer. :2gunsfiring:

I dont think illegal would stop him ....................BUT he could not handle two :P
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▫ May 30 2006, 23:28 Post #63
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)
I dont think illegal would stop him ....................BUT he could not handle two :P

Yeah, he loses control just looking at the puppet he drew with marker on his hand.
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▫ May 30 2006, 23:32 Post #64
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Yeah, he loses control just looking at the puppet he drew with marker on his hand.


:lol:

but to his credit, it was a HOT puppet. It tried having sex with me too, but that's not how I roll.
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▫ May 30 2006, 23:33 Post #65
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:lol:

but to his credit, it was a HOT puppet. It tried having sex with me too, but that's not how I roll.

It's the CLAW! you're afraid of the claw!!!
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▫ May 30 2006, 23:35 Post #66
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
It's the CLAW!  you're afraid of the claw!!!


yes i am!
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▫ May 30 2006, 23:38 Post #67
QUOTE(Gnappster)
yes i am!

that boy good! :thumbup:
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▫ May 30 2006, 23:40 Post #68
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:lol:

but to his credit, it was a HOT puppet. It tried having sex with me too, but that's not how I roll.

:lol: :roflmao:
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▫ May 31 2006, 14:17 Post #69
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Yeah, he loses control just looking at the puppet he drew with marker on his hand.

:ph34r:

is it windy today? :bonerfied:
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▫ May 31 2006, 15:50 Post #70
QUOTE(Assfucker)
:ph34r:
is it windy today? :bonerfied:


Why do you have a problem with things "blowing up" :drama:
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▫ May 31 2006, 16:03 Post #71
QUOTE(foxy lady)
Why do you have a problem with things "blowing up" :drama:


It's AF's turn to wear the mini kilt. :lol: :gay:
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▫ Jun 1 2006, 16:25 Post #72
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:lol:

but to his credit, it was a HOT puppet. It tried having sex with me too, but that's not how I roll.


What the puppet didn't have a big enough ass? :nahnah:
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▫ Jun 1 2006, 17:46 Post #73
QUOTE(natalie)
What the puppet didn't have a big enough ass? :nahnah:


I just can't "fit"in the small ones.
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▫ Jun 2 2006, 12:35 Post #74
QUOTE(evade20)
It's AF's turn to wear the mini kilt. :lol:   :gay:

fine, then it's your turn to stick the bagpipe up yer ass :drama:
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▫ Jun 2 2006, 14:07 Post #75
QUOTE(Assfucker)
fine, then it's your turn to stick the bagpipe up yer ass :drama:


ouch! :blink:
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▫ Jun 2 2006, 14:35 Post #76
QUOTE(evade20)
ouch! :blink:

I'll be gental :drama:
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▫ Jun 2 2006, 15:52 Post #77
QUOTE(Assfucker)
I'll be gental :drama:


is that supposed to be gentle or genital? :lol:
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▫ Jun 2 2006, 17:54 Post #78
QUOTE(Gnappster)
is that supposed to be gentle or genital?  :lol:


When AF learned to spell, he thought that "Hooked on Phonics" was a new form of bondage.... :haha:
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▫ Jun 3 2006, 02:11 Post #79
well I did something this afternoon I have never done , I picked up a young lady that was hitch hiking , she was dressed in a bikini top and mini skirt very nice body and great boobs , she said she was 19 we got down the road aways and I asked her were she was headed she said she just needed a place to stay so she was heading to a friends house about 10 miles away , well i told her I would take her about half way then i had to get home , wel I had just left the bank and had several $20 bills in my check book on the dash , she says to me { I will blow ya for 20 ,, fuck ya for 40 both for 50 and you can fuck my ass for 75 , } I said to her figuring she was a drug user among other things that thanks but no thanks ,, I told her I would givbe her a 20 to help her out , Just as I let her out at the point I said I would she flashed her tits at me and pulled her skirt up and showed me some bare pussy , . I think I did right and I kept my dignity so to speak ... :bang:
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▫ Jun 3 2006, 03:29 Post #80
QUOTE(ddd35)
well I did something this afternoon I have never done  , I picked up a young lady that was hitch hiking  , she was dressed in a bikini top and  mini  skirt  very nice body and  great boobs   , she said she was  19  we got down the road aways and I asked her were she was headed   she said she just needed a place to stay  so she was heading to a friends  house about  10 miles away    , well i told her I would take her about  half way then i had to get home  , wel I  had just left the bank and  had several  $20 bills in my check book on the dash   , she says to me  { I will blow ya for  20 ,, fuck ya for  40  both for  50   and you can fuck my ass for  75 ,   } I said to her  figuring she was a drug user   among other things  that thanks but no thanks ,, I told her I would givbe her a 20  to help her out ,   Just as I let her out at the point I said  I would she flashed her tits at me   and pulled her skirt up and showed me some bare  pussy  ,   .  I think I did right  and I kept my dignity  so to speak  ...   :bang:


:blink: Screw your dignity...You probably saved your health and well being. Now just pretend you're having sex with one of the lovely women on these boards. :bonerfied:

Oh and don't forget to cover your keyboard so you won't get jizz all over it. :roflmao: :roflmao:
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