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▫ May 24 2006, 19:23 Post #41
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I bet you discovered that by accident  :nahnah:

Yeah. I think he mentioned in his 411 that he tripped and fell right on Evade's dick. Instant headache relief. He has since edited that post, though, otherwise I would have provided the link.
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▫ May 24 2006, 19:38 Post #42
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Yeah.  I think he mentioned in his 411 that he tripped and fell right on Evade's dick.  Instant headache relief.  He has since edited that post, though, otherwise I would have provided the link.


I don't think your "link" would suit for a re-innactment. I heard Evade's bigger than you. :nahnah:
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▫ May 24 2006, 19:54 Post #43
QUOTE(natalie)
I don't think your "link" would suit for a re-innactment. I heard Evade's bigger than you. :nahnah:

Well, the gay grapevine says the Evade is about 3 inches. Now, I can be measured at about 2 inches... front the floor.
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▫ May 24 2006, 20:12 Post #44
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Well, the gay grapevine says the Evade is about 3 inches.  Now, I can be measured at about 2 inches... front the floor.


You must have really short legs.
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▫ May 24 2006, 20:21 Post #45
QUOTE(Gnappster)
You must have really short legs.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

I am so mad cuz I have the perfect pic somewhere on my harddrive and I can't find it dammit.

Well, here's the thousand words the pic is worth...

there's 3 guys standing at urinals. the guy in the middle is standing way back. on the floor you see the shadow of his wang going from him all the way to the wall. It's a hilarious pic and it would have applied here. but alas, I cannot find it.
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▫ May 24 2006, 20:27 Post #46
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

I am so mad cuz I have the perfect pic somewhere on my harddrive and I can't find it dammit. 

Well, here's the thousand words the pic is worth...

there's 3 guys standing at urinals. the guy in the middle is standing way back.  on the floor you see the shadow of his wang going from him all the way to the wall.  It's a hilarious pic and it would have applied here.  but alas, I cannot find it.


It would have applied to Gnappy? :huh:

How far away are you again Gnappy? :letsfuck:
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▫ May 24 2006, 20:37 Post #47
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

I am so mad cuz I have the perfect pic somewhere on my harddrive and I can't find it dammit. 

Well, here's the thousand words the pic is worth...

there's 3 guys standing at urinals. the guy in the middle is standing way back.  on the floor you see the shadow of his wang going from him all the way to the wall.  It's a hilarious pic and it would have applied here.  but alas, I cannot find it.

look in your XXX Guys Only folder :thumbup:

QUOTE(natalie)
It would have applied to Gnappy? :huh:

How far away are you again Gnappy? :letsfuck:


About 900km so I could just about reach you from here :bonerfied:
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▫ May 24 2006, 20:45 Post #48
QUOTE(natalie)
It would have applied to Gnappy? :huh:

How far away are you again Gnappy? :letsfuck:

I just can't win around here.
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▫ May 24 2006, 21:05 Post #49
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Well, the gay grapevine says the Evade is about 3 inches.  Now, I can be measured at about 2 inches... front the floor.


It depends on who is doing the measuring....If Natalie was there, I would be standing up right proud. :letsfuck: :letsfuck:
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▫ May 25 2006, 05:37 Post #50
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Well, the gay grapevine says the Evade is about 3 inches.  Now, I can be measured at about 2 inches... front the floor.

But your not supposed to be sitting ON the floor when you measure!
You should stand up first!

:nahnah:
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▫ May 25 2006, 12:50 Post #51
QUOTE(numba1fan)
But your not supposed to be sitting ON the floor when you measure!
You should stand up first!

:nahnah:

you people and your details
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▫ May 25 2006, 15:15 Post #52
QUOTE(Assfucker)
This can be a thread where you can just post about whats going today, for the weekend, to vent, or whatever.......Very general thread.
For me? I'm on day 4 of my "diet". :bang:

Here's what I've been eating for 4 days:

1/2 cup oatmeal
6 egg whites
boiled chicken
broiled talapia.....

water, black coffee.

Tomorrow I cut all carbs for the most of the day, then cut all water and do a carb load tomorrow night.......
Yes I'm being chicky, but I want to see how 'ripped' I can get :drama:
So Bobaloo, what kind of wedding are you having?

Be sure BB doesn't get too involved with getting ripped or she may end up looking like one of these babes: http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/amazon-women.html

:puke:
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▫ May 25 2006, 16:57 Post #53
QUOTE(evade20)
Be sure BB doesn't get too involved with getting ripped or she may end up looking like one of these babes: http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/amazon-women.html
:puke:


I'd hit it! But only if her dick was smaller than mine.

Plus a girl getting shredded and THAT are completely different.
THIS girl is hot:
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▫ May 25 2006, 17:11 Post #54
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Yeah.  I think he mentioned in his 411 that he tripped and fell right on Evade's dick.  Instant headache relief.  He has since edited that post, though, otherwise I would have provided the link.

stop with yer ghay fantasies about me and envade......I'll e-you those pictures if you really want them :crazydude:
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▫ May 25 2006, 18:24 Post #55
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I'd hit it! But only if her dick was smaller than mine.

Plus a girl getting shredded and THAT are completely different.
THIS girl is hot:


I have no troubles with any man or woman trying to get ripped...but enough is enough for either sex. Abusing steroids sounds rather dangerous to me. You're right. The woman in the pic is awesome.
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▫ May 25 2006, 18:25 Post #56
QUOTE(Assfucker)
stop with yer ghay fantasies about me and envade......I'll e-you those pictures if you really want them :crazydude:


Oh, no! You let the secret out. :ph34r: :roflmao: :crazydude:
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▫ May 29 2006, 12:43 Post #57
QUOTE(evade20)
Be sure BB doesn't get too involved with getting ripped or she may end up looking like one of these babes: http://www.onemorebite-weightloss.com/amazon-women.html
:puke:

There is no worry about me getting ripped . I did that about 10 years ago & it is to much work anymore & a hell of alot easier when I was 26 or so I looked GREAT but now I have three kids & I just dont want to work that hard

I just hope AF is okay being a ripped guy with a not so hot wife :(
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▫ May 29 2006, 12:52 Post #58
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)
There is no worry about me getting ripped . I did that about 10 years ago & it is to much work anymore & a hell of alot easier when I was 26 or so  I looked GREAT but now I have three kids & I just dont want to work that hard 
I just hope AF is okay being a ripped guy  with a not so hot wife :(


A not so hot wife.......have you looked in the mirror Blondie, I think AF is damn lucky to have such a beautiful wife as you......and from the way he talks I think he is too :2thumbsup:

Besides if you were ripped like him you'd probably tear him to shreds :lol:
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▫ May 29 2006, 16:18 Post #59
QUOTE(foxy lady)
A not so hot wife.......have you looked in the mirror Blondie, I think AF is damn lucky to have such a beautiful wife as you......and from the way he talks I think he is too :2thumbsup:
Besides if you were ripped like him you'd probably tear him to shreds :lol:


Agreed with foxy 100% on both statements. I guess that makes 200% :P ...but we want more pics of BB. :thumbup: :thumbup:
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▫ May 29 2006, 21:11 Post #60
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)
There is no worry about me getting ripped . I did that about 10 years ago & it is to much work anymore & a hell of alot easier when I was 26 or so  I looked GREAT but now I have three kids & I just dont want to work that hard 
I just hope AF is okay being a ripped guy  with a not so hot wife :(


Does he have another wife? :huh:

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