Lynette

D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Nov 20 2007, 03:44 Post #1101

QUOTE(closeup)

Can any of you imagine Lynette in a court of law? Picture her sitting in the witness chair trying to answer a few simple questions.

Prosecutor: Could you please tell the court where you were on the night of
the 14th?

Lynette:    My cats breath smells like cat food.
Prosecutor:   Ah, yes, it very well might. But what does that have to do with
   where you were on the night of the 14th?

Lynette: I have a twin sister Lucky who is 19 years younger than I am.

The Judge:    Did I hear that right? Twins born 19 years apart! Wouldn't that
story have been on the front page of the "National Enquirer"?
I remember the story about the two headed baby and the
grandmother who gave birth to her grandson, but I must have
missed that article. No matter, carry on.

Prosecutor: All very interesting, I'm sure. But you still haven't said where you
were on the night of the 14th.

Lynette:    There are plenty of people who know where I was that night.
   I had to be somewhere, right? People don't just disappear.
   You'd understand that if you didn't have such a small dick
and a big ego.

The Judge:    I have a big dick and a small ego and I can't understand
what she's saying either.

Lynette: (To the Judge) Do you sit around your trailer and jerk-off
to women on the Internet?

The Judge: Well, you've got me there. Please proceed.

Prosecutor: So, it seems you're not going to answer the one simple
   question you've been asked. Is that correct?

Lynette:    You must have issues with women. This is rediculious!
   Did I mention my cat's breath smells like cat food?

Prosecutor: Your Honor, I request this witness be placed in a rubber
room for a period of no less than sixty days.

The Judge:    Make it ninety days. And Balliff, bring me my bottle of Extra-
strenghth Excedrin. Case closed.

Doesn't matter. Non of it matters. I'd find a way to turn things in my favor. I always have, and always will. I never lose. No matter what. You'd be surprised where a calculating mind and a great pair of tits will get you. Well groomed, well presented women will always have the advantage.

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B Cup

Member No.: 13027 Posts: 287 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Nov 20 2007, 05:10 Post #1102

QUOTE(Lynette)

Doesn't matter. Non of it matters. I'll find a way to turn things in my favor. I always have, and always will. I never lose. No matter what. You'd be surprised where a calculating mind and a great pair of tits will get you. Well groomed, well presented women will always have the advantage.

Well said!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Nov 20 2007, 11:48 Post #1103

QUOTE(Lynette)

Doesn't matter. Non of it matters. I'd find a way to turn things in my favor. I always have, and always will. I never lose. No matter what. You'd be surprised where a calculating mind and a great pair of tits will get you. Well groomed, well presented women will always have the advantage.

well you for sure have the great tits .

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B Cup

Member No.: 24092 Posts: 201 Joined: 10/2007

▫ Nov 20 2007, 20:04 Post #1104

QUOTE(ddd35)

well you for sure have the great tits .

Yep

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 20 2007, 21:17 Post #1105

QUOTE(Lynette)

Doesn't matter. Non of it matters. I'd find a way to turn things in my favor. I always have, and always will. I never lose. No matter what. You'd be surprised where a calculating mind and a great pair of tits will get you. Well groomed, well presented women will always have the advantage.

Question is who's "great pair of tits" are they?

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Nov 21 2007, 01:25 Post #1106

I beieve that only self-rightious people feel the need to attempt to sway others to their points of view. Just look at society. It's the greatest example of this.

Do you mean someone like:
Jesus Christ
Martin Luther King,Jr
Mahatma Gandhi
Buddha
John F Kenndy

I guess Bondi and I are in pretty good company. Thanks for the compliment, Lynette.

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D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Nov 21 2007, 03:36 Post #1107

QUOTE(closeup)

I beieve that only self-rightious people feel the need to attempt to sway others to their points of view. Just look at society. It's the greatest example of this.
Do you mean someone like:
Jesus Christ
Martin Luther King,Jr
Mahatma Gandhi
Buddha
John F Kenndy

I guess Bondi and I are in pretty good company. Thanks for the compliment, Lynette.

Yes, as a matter of fact... Yes. Along with Adolf Hitler, Mao, Stalin, and a few Arabs out there right now. Everyone's got an agenda. How successful they are, depends on how persuasive they are. People ARE sheep. And unfortunately, the lines between good and evil tend to get blurred by elements such as religen, politics, economic conditions, etc.

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D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Nov 21 2007, 03:45 Post #1108

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Question is who's "great pair of tits" are they?

LOL! I thought that would bring you out of your hole. It's funny how the loudest voices here are from those who have nothing to lose. I don't see you posting identification sensitive pictures of your private body parts on this site. And regardless of what you want to believe or discuss, you HAVE seen mine. I really don't see where you have any license to be a critic in any way. My opinion is that you're nothing but a non-paying spectator here with little man's syndrome and a false sense of proprietorship. LOL!

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C Cup

Member No.: 4691 Posts: 626 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Nov 21 2007, 05:38 Post #1109

QUOTE(Lynette)

Yes, as a matter of fact... Yes. Along with Adolf Hitler, Mao, Stalin, and a few Arabs out there right now. Everyone's got an agenda. How successful they are, depends on how persuasive they are. People ARE sheep. And unfortunately, the lines between good and evil tend to get blurred by elements such as religen, politics, economic conditions, etc.

You are right people are sheep, and in my opinion you follow right along with them. Don't blow yourself up to much Lynn you know very little other than what you might read which is an opinion of the author about the likes of Hitler, Mao, Stalin and THOSE few Arabs. I really don't know anything about you other than what you might type on this forum. Talk to me when you have seen the faces of war, the devastation of tyrants, and the impact it has on the people who have touched and been touched by such events.

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Nov 21 2007, 20:57 Post #1110

QUOTE(Lynette)

Yes, as a matter of fact... Yes. Along with Adolf Hitler, Mao, Stalin, and a few Arabs out there right now. Everyone's got an agenda. How successful they are, depends on how persuasive they are. People ARE sheep. And unfortunately, the lines between good and evil tend to get blurred by elements such as religen, politics, economic conditions, etc.

By your logic, you must consider yourself a failure-you're not very persuasive. And, I'm not of the opinion that people are like sheep. Maybe it's just the company YOU keep that makes you feel that way.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 22 2007, 04:02 Post #1111

QUOTE(closeup)

I beieve that only self-rightious people feel the need to attempt to sway others to their points of view. Just look at society. It's the greatest example of this.
Do you mean someone like:
Jesus Christ
Martin Luther King,Jr
Mahatma Gandhi
Buddha
John F Kenndy

I guess Bondi and I are in pretty good company. Thanks for the compliment, Lynette.

I am in fact the 14th reincarnation of Buddha

QUOTE(Lynette)

Yes, as a matter of fact... Yes. Along with Adolf Hitler, Mao, Stalin, and a few Arabs out there right now. Everyone's got an agenda. How successful they are, depends on how persuasive they are. People ARE sheep. And unfortunately, the lines between good and evil tend to get blurred by elements such as religen, politics, economic conditions, etc.

Is that the same thing as religion?

QUOTE(Lynette)

LOL! I thought that would bring you out of your hole. It's funny how the loudest voices here are from those who have nothing to lose. I don't see you posting identification sensitive pictures of your private body parts on this site. And regardless of what you want to believe or discuss, you HAVE seen mine. I really don't see where you have any license to be a critic in any way. My opinion is that you're nothing but a non-paying spectator here with little man's syndrome and a false sense of proprietorship. LOL!

Darling I was over you about 12 pages back... I come to your little thread for comedic value alone and what I was doing there was making a little joke, to stir the pot and get a reaction from you. Mision accomplished!

Also, if this were ratemycock.com or a like site and I was asked to verify, i would, because what the fuck would I have to lose? Moreso I's be proving a whole bunch of people wrong. Plenty of people here know who I am, I do not have to hide behind a Wizard of Oz Style front like some others

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Nov 23 2007, 13:53 Post #1112

WOW this thread has gone from TITS to Sheep to war to Religion to the toilet all in about 4 pages , Simply amazing !!!!! :bang:

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D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Nov 27 2007, 06:31 Post #1113

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I am in fact the 14th reincarnation of Buddha
Is that the same thing as religion?
Darling I was over you about 12 pages back... I come to your little thread for comedic value alone and what I was doing there was making a little joke, to stir the pot and get a reaction from you. Mision accomplished!

Also, if this were ratemycock.com or a like site and I was asked to verify, i would, because what the fuck would I have to lose? Moreso I's be proving a whole bunch of people wrong. Plenty of people here know who I am, I do not have to hide behind a Wizard of Oz Style front like some others

Geeze! I never quite realized how flattered I should be. Please don't stop gracing my "little thread" with your presence oh great one. BTW, Hasn't anyone ever told you that correcting typos is as cheap as it gets? Rate my cock? Nothinh to lose? Well, I shouldn't have to explain that some people WOULD have something to lose if their identity were to be exposed to friends, family, or business aquaintances in the real world. Only someone with no life at all would have nothing to lose. This is of course just MHO.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 28 2007, 04:04 Post #1114

QUOTE(Lynette)

Geeze! I never quite realized how flattered I should be. Please don't stop gracing my "little thread" with your presence oh great one. BTW, Hasn't anyone ever told you that correcting typos is as cheap as it gets? Rate my cock? Nothinh to lose? Well, I shouldn't have to explain that some people WOULD have something to lose if their identity were to be exposed to friends, family, or business aquaintances in the real world. Only someone with no life at all would have nothing to lose. This is of course just MHO.

Please... there is no need to kneel before me Lynette.

I only point out your "typos" as you claim to be so intelligent and wordly I am stunned at how that doesn't come across in your posts

You have posted various different pics of "your" face, nose, eyes, breasts, butt etc... I think if someone you knew stumbed across this site they would know it was "you"

Anyway, I'm off to Antarctica to save the whales

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Nov 28 2007, 04:13 Post #1115

There will never be a time when I believe "Lynette" is who she claims to be until she posts a picture (or card)in front of her "melons" that reads, "Closeup sucks", or something similar. Every other post she puts on this website is complete bullshit, and should be treated as such. And anyone who thinks otherwise should ask themselves why they think "she" is for real.

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C Cup

Member No.: 4691 Posts: 626 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Nov 28 2007, 07:45 Post #1116

QUOTE(closeup)

There will never be a time when I believe "Lynette" is who she claims to be until she posts a picture (or card)in front of her "melons" that reads, "Closeup sucks", or something similar. Every other post she puts on this website is complete bullshit, and should be treated as such. And anyone who thinks otherwise should ask themselves why they think "she" is for real.

I agree, but why the hell are we even giving her/he/it the time of day anymore.

Oh one more thing that Pat's still suck!!! Take it to the football thread and bring it one! :2gunsfiring:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 28 2007, 09:22 Post #1117

QUOTE(Damor)

I agree, but why the hell are we even giving her/he/it the time of day anymore.

Oh one more thing that Pat's still suck!!! Take it to the football thread and bring it one! :2gunsfiring:

Agreed

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D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Nov 29 2007, 00:23 Post #1118

QUOTE(closeup)

There will never be a time when I believe "Lynette" is who she claims to be until she posts a picture (or card)in front of her "melons" that reads, "Closeup sucks", or something similar. Every other post she puts on this website is complete bullshit, and should be treated as such. And anyone who thinks otherwise should ask themselves why they think "she" is for real.

Kind of like your comments. Huh? I fail to see why I should go out of my way to satify your (or anyones) curiousity. I haven't taken a picture in weeks. When the situation presents itself, I will. But, I won't do it because you or any other person on this site thinks he can demand it. Until then just consider anything I post here as BS so you can sleep at night.

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Nov 29 2007, 03:38 Post #1119

QUOTE(Lynette)

Kind of like your comments. Huh? I fail to see why I should go out of my way to satify your (or anyones) curiousity. I haven't taken a picture in weeks. When the situation presents itself, I will. But, I won't do it because you or any other person on this site thinks he can demand it. Until then just consider anything I post here as BS so you can sleep at night.

It just galls the hell out of you that you can't prove me wrong.Think how satisfying it would feel to if you could actually do it. You'd be vindicated, I'd look like an idiot, and everyone would know that I've been wrong all along. It's pretty tempting, wouldn't you say? But I'm not worried in the least that that's going to happen. I've got an accurate BS meter and you set it off a long time ago. You're pretty good a slinging it, you've fooled/convinced a lot of people here that you're legit. But we both know you're not. Maybe you'll sleep better at night if you finally come clean.

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D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Nov 30 2007, 00:32 Post #1120

QUOTE(closeup)

It just galls the hell out of you that you can't prove me wrong.Think how satisfying it would feel to if you could actually do it. You'd be vindicated, I'd look like an idiot, and everyone would know that I've been wrong all along. It's pretty tempting, wouldn't you say? But I'm not worried in the least that that's going to happen. I've got an accurate BS meter and you set it off a long time ago. You're pretty good a slinging it, you've fooled/convinced a lot of people here that you're legit. But we both know you're not. Maybe you'll sleep better at night if you finally come clean.

HOLY SHIT! I just can't believe that you or anyone else here actually believes that I give a shit about what you think. You and your little buddies here have demonstrated just what kind of little men you are by proving over and over again that your egos are this sensitive. You really need to re-read your post with a little objectivity. I think you may realize how remarkably arogant and insecure you sound to everyone. Poor little guys... feeling upset because you think some girl has put something over on you. Bruised egos? you bet! I posted scores of pics on RMR for over three years before coming to this site. It was manditory on that site to have "rate my rack" or "rack" appearing in every photo. I complied on every occassion. I found this site kind of refreshing because it didn't request anything that distracting in the pictures. Now, I've got three or four morons making all kinds of accusitory remarks for the purpose of what? Getting me to leave? Or, never to post here again? Hmmmm, not going to work. Like I said before, I don't have to prove anything to you or anyone else. So you can take your hurt little feelings, along with your bulling little buddies and look at some other womens pictures. No skin off my nose. I average ten PMs a day supporting my argument. Have a nice life. Oh, BTW, YOU think about how nice it will be for you when I DO decide to post what you want, not because you demanded it, but because I felt like doing it on my own terms! But, I suppose even when I do, you'll still act like an asshole.

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