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▫ Nov 7 2007, 13:14 Post #1081
Can any of you imagine Lynette in a court of law? Picture her sitting in the witness chair trying to answer a few simple questions.

Prosecutor: Could you please tell the court where you were on the night of
the 14th?

Lynette: My cats breath smells like cat food.

Prosecutor: Ah, yes, it very well might. But what does that have to do with
where you were on the night of the 14th?

Lynette: I have a twin sister Lucky who is 19 years younger than I am.

The Judge: Did I hear that right? Twins born 19 years apart! Wouldn't that
story have been on the front page of the "National Enquirer"?
I remember the story about the two headed baby and the
grandmother who gave birth to her grandson, but I must have
missed that article. No matter, carry on.

Prosecutor: All very interesting, I'm sure. But you still haven't said where you
were on the night of the 14th.

Lynette: There are plenty of people who know where I was that night.
I had to be somewhere, right? People don't just disappear.
You'd understand that if you didn't have such a small dick
and a big ego.

The Judge: I have a big dick and a small ego and I can't understand
what she's saying either.

Lynette: (To the Judge) Do you sit around your trailer and jerk-off
to women on the Internet?

The Judge: Well, you've got me there. Please proceed.

Prosecutor: So, it seems you're not going to answer the one simple
question you've been asked. Is that correct?

Lynette: You must have issues with women. This is rediculious!
Did I mention my cat's breath smells like cat food?

Prosecutor: Your Honor, I request this witness be placed in a rubber
room for a period of no less than sixty days.

The Judge: Make it ninety days. And Balliff, bring me my bottle of Extra-
strenghth Excedrin. Case closed.
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 7 2007, 15:57 Post #1082
QUOTE(closeup)
Can any of you imagine Lynette in a court of law? Picture her sitting in the witness chair trying to answer a few simple questions.

Prosecutor:  Could you please tell the court where you were on the night of
                  the 14th?

Lynette:       My cats breath smells like cat food.
Prosecutor:   Ah, yes, it very well might. But what does that have to do with
                   where you were on the night of the 14th?

Lynette:        I have a twin sister Lucky who is 19 years younger than I am.

The Judge:     Did I hear that right? Twins born 19 years apart! Wouldn't that
                    story have been on the front page of the "National Enquirer"?
                    I remember the story about the two headed baby and the
                    grandmother who gave birth to her grandson, but I must have
                    missed that article. No matter, carry on.

Prosecutor:    All very interesting, I'm sure. But you still haven't said where you
                    were on the night of the 14th.

Lynette:         There are plenty of people who know where I was that night.
                     I had to be somewhere, right? People don't just disappear.
                     You'd understand that if you didn't have such a small dick
                      and a big ego.

The Judge:       I have a big dick and a small ego and I can't understand
                      what she's saying either.

Lynette:          (To the Judge) Do you sit around your trailer and jerk-off
                      to women on the Internet?

The Judge:        Well, you've got me there. Please proceed.

Prosecutor:        So, it seems you're not going to answer the one simple
                       question you've been asked. Is that correct?

Lynette:             You must have issues with women. This is rediculious!
                         Did I mention my cat's breath smells like cat food?

Prosecutor:          Your Honor, I request this witness be placed in a rubber
                          room for a period of no less than sixty days.

The Judge:           Make it ninety days. And Balliff, bring me my bottle of Extra-
                          strenghth Excedrin. Case closed.

GOLD! :roflmao:
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▫ Nov 7 2007, 16:13 Post #1083
QUOTE(closeup)
Can any of you imagine Lynette in a court of law? Picture her sitting in the witness chair trying to answer a few simple questions.

Prosecutor:  Could you please tell the court where you were on the night of
                  the 14th?

Lynette:       My cats breath smells like cat food.
Prosecutor:   Ah, yes, it very well might. But what does that have to do with
                   where you were on the night of the 14th?

Lynette:        I have a twin sister Lucky who is 19 years younger than I am.

The Judge:     Did I hear that right? Twins born 19 years apart! Wouldn't that
                    story have been on the front page of the "National Enquirer"?
                    I remember the story about the two headed baby and the
                    grandmother who gave birth to her grandson, but I must have
                    missed that article. No matter, carry on.

Prosecutor:    All very interesting, I'm sure. But you still haven't said where you
                    were on the night of the 14th.

Lynette:         There are plenty of people who know where I was that night.
                     I had to be somewhere, right? People don't just disappear.
                     You'd understand that if you didn't have such a small dick
                      and a big ego.

The Judge:       I have a big dick and a small ego and I can't understand
                      what she's saying either.

Lynette:          (To the Judge) Do you sit around your trailer and jerk-off
                      to women on the Internet?

The Judge:        Well, you've got me there. Please proceed.

Prosecutor:        So, it seems you're not going to answer the one simple
                       question you've been asked. Is that correct?

Lynette:             You must have issues with women. This is rediculious!
                         Did I mention my cat's breath smells like cat food?

Prosecutor:          Your Honor, I request this witness be placed in a rubber
                          room for a period of no less than sixty days.

The Judge:           Make it ninety days. And Balliff, bring me my bottle of Extra-
                          strenghth Excedrin. Case closed.

WOW! Excellent! Closeup... Do you write for sitcoms? You'd be great! But, your poetic license with any facts facts here makes this little more than another example of your (and your buddies) "pile on" tactics in the ongoing "let's beat the shit out of Lynette" campaign. It amazes me that you don't seem tpo realize how all this makes you guys look to the other ladies here. I've gotten tons of supportive PM's from them since you guys started your rants. I'm sure your jr. high school approach to this seems clever to you, but it kind of makes you guys look like sad, little men. BTW, who's the judge in this story? Bondiguy? :drama:
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A Cup
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▫ Nov 7 2007, 18:35 Post #1084
QUOTE(Lynette)
WOW! Excellent! Closeup... Do you write for sitcoms? You'd be great! But, your poetic license with any facts facts here makes this little more than another example of your (and your buddies) "pile on" tactics in the ongoing "let's beat the shit out of Lynette" campaign. It amazes me that you don't seem tpo realize how all this makes you guys look to the other ladies here. I've gotten tons of supportive PM's from them since you guys started your rants. I'm sure your jr. high school approach to this seems clever to you, but it kind of makes you guys look like sad, little men. BTW, who's the judge in this story? Bondiguy? :drama:


There goes the good time had by all
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 7 2007, 20:30 Post #1085
QUOTE(Lynette)
WOW! Excellent! Closeup... Do you write for sitcoms? You'd be great! But, your poetic license with any facts facts here makes this little more than another example of your (and your buddies) "pile on" tactics in the ongoing "let's beat the shit out of Lynette" campaign. It amazes me that you don't seem tpo realize how all this makes you guys look to the other ladies here. I've gotten tons of supportive PM's from them since you guys started your rants. I'm sure your jr. high school approach to this seems clever to you, but it kind of makes you guys look like sad, little men. BTW, who's the judge in this story? Bondiguy? :drama:

and that just propagates exactly what closeup is illustrating. :unsure:
you never did answer the question many asked of you in the first place, and you never did post an rmm pic that many have asked of you for literally over a year. :huh:
I don't get it.
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Double D's
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▫ Nov 7 2007, 22:49 Post #1086
QUOTE(Lynette)
My impression of you ...  sitting in front of their computer monitors for the better part of everyday day, with your hands wrapped around your dicks, jacking off while staring at pictures of women's bare breasts.


Actually Thats me when I get home from work :roflmao:
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B Cup
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▫ Nov 8 2007, 00:17 Post #1087
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Actually Thats me when I get home from work   :roflmao:

:cheers: Jeez C-man you're great for my attitude! :roflmao:
Lynnete- don't take my comment as an attack on you, it's merely the appreciation of fine wit..
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D Cup
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▫ Nov 8 2007, 01:58 Post #1088
QUOTE(Gnappster)
and that just propagates exactly what closeup is illustrating.  :unsure:
you never did answer the question many asked of you in the first place, and you never did post an rmm pic that many have asked of you for literally over a year.  :huh:
I don't get it.

And I will never post an RMM pic either! I posted dozens of RMR pics in the past couple of years as a strict requirement for posting. I
Sorry, here it means NOTHING, regardless of what proof you seem to think it represents. Nothing more than the one you PM'D me and aaked me to give you the first week I was here. It's creepy! Maybe you're in the habit of doing everything total strangers ask or tell you to do, but I'm not. Please!
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 8 2007, 04:45 Post #1089
QUOTE(Lynette)
WOW! Excellent! Closeup... Do you write for sitcoms? You'd be great! But, your poetic license with any facts facts here makes this little more than another example of your (and your buddies) "pile on" tactics in the ongoing "let's beat the shit out of Lynette" campaign. It amazes me that you don't seem tpo realize how all this makes you guys look to the other ladies here. I've gotten tons of supportive PM's from them since you guys started your rants. I'm sure your jr. high school approach to this seems clever to you, but it kind of makes you guys look like sad, little men. BTW, who's the judge in this story? Bondiguy? :drama:


Please post supportive PMs you have received from females? I'd be rather interested to see who (if any) there were

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Actually Thats me when I get home from work   :roflmao:


Your assistant told me that was you AT WORK! :P
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Double D's
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▫ Nov 8 2007, 04:55 Post #1090
QUOTE(Lynette)
And I will never post an RMM pic either! I posted dozens of RMR pics in the past couple of years as a strict requirement for posting. I
Sorry, here it means NOTHING, regardless of what proof you seem to think it represents. Nothing more than the one you PM'D me and aaked me to give you the first week I was here. It's creepy! Maybe you're in the habit of doing everything total strangers ask or tell you to do, but I'm not. Please!

I'm not posting anything else on this subject. I've made my point, there's really nothing left for me to comment on except to repeat myself. Any more on this subject by me would be the equivalent of beating a dead horse.
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 8 2007, 04:57 Post #1091
QUOTE(closeup)
I'm not posting anything else on this subject. I've made my point, there's really nothing left for me to comment on except to repeat myself. Any more on this subject by me would be the equivalent of beating a dead horse.


Or pissing into the wind
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A Cup
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▫ Nov 8 2007, 06:25 Post #1092
QUOTE(closeup)
Any more on this subject by me would be the equivalent of beating a dead horse.


LoL, this horse has been dead for a while now. I can't believe how far this went. :nahnah:
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 8 2007, 06:26 Post #1093
QUOTE(hunter362436)
LoL, this horse has been dead for a while now. I can't believe how far this went.   :nahnah:


Special comments courtesy of hunter!
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 8 2007, 16:01 Post #1094
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Actually Thats me when I get home from work   :roflmao:

HEY-OH!

QUOTE(Lynette)
And I will never post an RMM pic either! I posted dozens of RMR pics in the past couple of years as a strict requirement for posting. I
Sorry, here it means NOTHING, regardless of what proof you seem to think it represents. Nothing more than the one you PM'D me and aaked me to give you the first week I was here. It's creepy! Maybe you're in the habit of doing everything total strangers ask or tell you to do, but I'm not. Please!

huh? :huh:

QUOTE(bondiguy)
Your assistant told me that was you AT WORK! :P

that's ME at work anyway.

QUOTE(hunter362436)
LoL, this horse has been dead for a while now. I can't believe how far this went.   :nahnah:

great show back in the 80s dude. they should bring it back!
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▫ Nov 8 2007, 20:13 Post #1095
QUOTE(Gnappster)
HEY-OH!
huh?  :huh:
that's ME at work anyway.
great show back in the 80s dude. they should bring it back!


Not to many people remember that show. I liked her.
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▫ Nov 8 2007, 20:16 Post #1096
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Special comments courtesy of hunter!


Glad you noticed. :roflmao:
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 9 2007, 00:26 Post #1097
QUOTE(closeup)
Can any of you imagine Lynette in a court of law? Picture her sitting in the witness chair trying to answer a few simple questions.

Prosecutor:  Could you please tell the court where you were on the night of
                  the 14th?

Lynette:       My cats breath smells like cat food.
Prosecutor:   Ah, yes, it very well might. But what does that have to do with
                   where you were on the night of the 14th?

Lynette:        I have a twin sister Lucky who is 19 years younger than I am.

The Judge:     Did I hear that right? Twins born 19 years apart! Wouldn't that
                    story have been on the front page of the "National Enquirer"?
                    I remember the story about the two headed baby and the
                    grandmother who gave birth to her grandson, but I must have
                    missed that article. No matter, carry on.

Prosecutor:    All very interesting, I'm sure. But you still haven't said where you
                    were on the night of the 14th.

Lynette:         There are plenty of people who know where I was that night.
                     I had to be somewhere, right? People don't just disappear.
                     You'd understand that if you didn't have such a small dick
                      and a big ego.

The Judge:       I have a big dick and a small ego and I can't understand
                      what she's saying either.

Lynette:          (To the Judge) Do you sit around your trailer and jerk-off
                      to women on the Internet?

The Judge:        Well, you've got me there. Please proceed.

Prosecutor:        So, it seems you're not going to answer the one simple
                       question you've been asked. Is that correct?

Lynette:             You must have issues with women. This is rediculious!
                         Did I mention my cat's breath smells like cat food?

Prosecutor:          Your Honor, I request this witness be placed in a rubber
                          room for a period of no less than sixty days.

The Judge:           Make it ninety days. And Balliff, bring me my bottle of Extra-
                          strenghth Excedrin. Case closed.


Your best!!!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ Nov 9 2007, 04:26 Post #1098
QUOTE(hunter362436)
Glad you noticed.   :roflmao:


It's what I do
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 11 2007, 16:57 Post #1099
QUOTE(closeup)
I'm not posting anything else on this subject. I've made my point, there's really nothing left for me to comment on except to repeat myself. Any more on this subject by me would be the equivalent of beating a dead horse.


LOL and the real point is were has it gotten ya ? I do think Bondi , gnappy , evade want to have a sleep over at your house , but as far as convincing Lynette of anything I think maybe you have come up about 12 pages short , Might be worth another shot .. LOL ya just gotta love the drama of people trying to convince others of there thinking on a Net chat Board ...LOL keep it up its fun to laugh at ya or I mean with ya ... :P :roflmao: ANd close before ya get all pissed off , its all ment in fun mate .. Just taking a piss In the wind . :cheers:

Hunter you have hit the nail about as hard as a person can , its been dead for monthes now ... Well done !!!! :cheers:
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▫ Nov 20 2007, 03:39 Post #1100
QUOTE(ddd35)
LOL and the real point is were has it gotten ya  ?    I do think Bondi , gnappy , evade   want to have a sleep over at your house  , but as far as  convincing   Lynette  of anything I think maybe you have come up about  12 pages  short , Might be worth another shot  ..  LOL  ya just gotta love the drama of people trying to convince others of there thinking on a  Net chat Board  ...LOL   keep it up its fun to laugh at ya or I mean with ya  ...    :P    :roflmao: ANd close before ya get all pissed off  , its all ment in fun mate  .. Just taking a piss In the wind  .  :cheers:

Hunter you have hit the nail about as hard  as a person can , its been dead for  monthes now  ...  Well done  !!!!   :cheers:

I beieve that only self-rightious people feel the need to attempt to sway others to their points of view. Just look at society. It's the greatest example of this.

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