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Puppet
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 18:45
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#261
unspotted!
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evade20
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 22:29
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#262
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
He forced me to. Threatened to post more if I didn't watch that one. So, I took one for RMM.
Don't let her kid you, she 'ucking loved it!
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 22:54
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#263
that was a given
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▫ Feb 16 2007, 01:12
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#264
QUOTE(bondiguy)
shocking no?
Well what's more shocking is that it was a Simpsons reference
Doh. I don't deserve to be here.
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▫ Feb 16 2007, 01:14
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#265
QUOTE(evade20)
Don't let her kid you, she 'ucking loved it!
Yeah, I loved the coersing, who wouldn't?
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▫ Feb 16 2007, 01:33
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#266
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Yeah, I loved the coersing, who wouldn't?
I'm just going to grab those hot hips of yours amd 'ave at it.
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▫ Feb 16 2007, 03:20
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#267
QUOTE(Puppet)
unspotted!
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Doh. I don't deserve to be here.
The only people who can't spot Simpsons and still be here is every member with breasts... and Puppet (he tries!)
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▫ Feb 16 2007, 06:24
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#268
QUOTE(bondiguy)
The only people who can't spot Simpsons and still be here is every member with breasts... and Puppet (he tries!)
Whew...I'm safe!!
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▫ Feb 24 2007, 13:20
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#269
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Whew...I'm safe!!
you sure have the breasts part covered well !!!
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▫ Jun 13 2007, 02:01
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#270
QUOTE(jessie)
Does anyone have a picture of Linsey without her panties??????
She's pretty hot but she's got a fire crotch. Ouch!
Attached:
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▫ Jun 13 2007, 04:15
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#271
QUOTE(closeup)
She's pretty hot but she's got a fire crotch. Ouch!
WAS pretty hot you mean.
ah, who am I kidding, I'd still hit it.
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▫ Jun 13 2007, 05:01
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#272
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WAS pretty hot you mean.
ah, who am I kidding, I'd still hit it.
As would I... guaranteed high afterwards and a good chance of a lesbian encounter if you believe what her ex bodyguard says
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▫ Jun 13 2007, 12:06
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#273
QUOTE(closeup)
She's pretty hot but she's got a fire crotch. Ouch!
yeah but it might be worth getting burnt
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▫ Jun 13 2007, 12:07
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#274
I wouldn't touch her even if my entire body was wrapped in a condom.
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▫ Jun 14 2007, 04:43
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#275
QUOTE(Rotgut)
I wouldn't touch her even if my entire body was wrapped in a condom.
and when was the last time you had sex........
with a girl?
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▫ Jun 14 2007, 12:43
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#276
QUOTE(bondiguy)
and when was the last time you had sex........
with a girl?
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▫ Jun 14 2007, 22:09
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#277
QUOTE(bondiguy)
and when was the last time you had sex........
with a girl?
BAM!
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▫ Jun 15 2007, 04:37
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#278
A bit of RoadTrip for those who didn't spot it
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▫ Jun 15 2007, 15:27
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#279
QUOTE(bondiguy)
A bit of RoadTrip for those who didn't spot it
Oh shit missed it !
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▫ Jun 15 2007, 17:23
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#280
QUOTE(bondiguy)
A bit of RoadTrip for those who didn't spot it
Shame on me for not recognizing a quote from one of my favourite movies.
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