Paris Hilton

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:30 Post #21

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

"errrgghghh than I said you want it? Come and get it cause I don't know where it is! You make me wanna pppuukkeee"

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Melon Master

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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:34 Post #22

"Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit.
they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?
get outta here ..."

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Melon Master

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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:38 Post #23

QUOTE(Gnappster)

"Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit.
they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?
get outta here ..."

haha

"wow that's a side of dad I've never seen before"

"Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."

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Melon Master

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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:46 Post #24

QUOTE(bondiguy)

haha

"wow that's a side of dad I've never seen before"

"Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."

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Melon Master

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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:53 Post #25

looks like Paris's thread has died and gone to simpson heaven!!!

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Double D's

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▫ Feb 10 2006, 23:01 Post #26

QUOTE(bondiguy)

looks like Paris's thread has died and gone to simpson heaven!!!

Listen here. My name is Homer J. simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without alot of your beaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo.

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B Cup

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▫ Feb 11 2006, 02:16 Post #27

No cable, No beer make Homer go crazy.
Now that I have the right topic. :haha:

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B Cup

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▫ Feb 11 2006, 02:26 Post #28

I use to get so much shit for thinking Paris Hilton is hot :bonerfied:

along with Mellisa Auf der Maur. I wouldn't say shes the sexiest, I would have to give that to Jessica Alba.

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Melon Master

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▫ Feb 11 2006, 04:36 Post #29

QUOTE(Pistone)

No cable, No beer make Homer go crazy.
Now that I have the right topic. :haha:

allow me to correct you

Homer: No beer and no t.v make homer go something something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do......bllahahaghhrghagah

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B Cup

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▫ Feb 11 2006, 04:43 Post #30

QUOTE(bondiguy)

allow me to correct you

Homer: No beer and no t.v make homer go something something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do......bllahahaghhrghagah

That was what was written on the wall. When Marge found the type writter.

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B Cup

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▫ Feb 11 2006, 04:52 Post #31

Your right I claim spousal insanity. chillie would be good tonight.

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Melon Master

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▫ Feb 11 2006, 04:58 Post #32

QUOTE(Pistone)

That was what was written on the wall. When Marge found the type writter.

"urge to kill, RISING!"

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B Cup

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▫ Feb 11 2006, 06:30 Post #33

Now lets bask in t.v.'s warming warming glow

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C Cup

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▫ Feb 11 2006, 06:51 Post #34

PARIS HILTON,I'd Like to have angry sex with her and then Donkey Punch the slob! I would never become violent with a female but in her case I think I would because I don't like her and I'd bang her skinny ass. :spankin:

I would do filthy unspeakable things to her in case she was filming it,then if it ever got out everyone would crack up when she got Donkey Punched.

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Double D's

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▫ Feb 11 2006, 07:15 Post #35

Man I cant Fathom the thing with Paris as far as looks I would never want to look like her I dont even think she has a cute face going for her, I never got it and wont I dont think she looks like a corpse to me. Bleck

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B Cup

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▫ Feb 11 2006, 16:23 Post #36

It's just her long linky body that does it for me.

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D Cup

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▫ Feb 11 2006, 18:43 Post #37

Paris Hilton reminds of Santa's Little Helper, malnourished ugly dog, but I'd still do her for the money.

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Double D's

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▫ Feb 12 2006, 03:05 Post #38

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

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Melon Master

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▫ Feb 13 2006, 05:28 Post #39

QUOTE(johnny wadd)

PARIS HILTON,I'd Like to have angry sex with her and then Donkey Punch the slob! I would never become violent with a female but in her case I think I would because I don't like her and I'd bang her skinny ass. :spankin:

I would do filthy unspeakable things to her in case she was filming it,then if it ever got out everyone would crack up when she got Donkey Punched.

you warranted this

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Melon Master

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▫ Feb 13 2006, 05:30 Post #40

Also.... I think many guys say they wouldn't "do" Paris because it is the cool thing to say.

However, if Paris were to approach you in a club and hit on you... would you honestly say you'd turn her down????

Her appeal lies not only in her looks but the fact she is a bad bad girl... a rich bad bad girl!

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