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Double D's
Member No.: 6968 Posts: 2,768 Joined: 04/2005
▫ Jan 14 2006, 10:47 Post #41
ok....i have several avenues to travel down this one....

ok.....ive heard of jack the ripper....but did he get a name change to john recently?
(i know, lame as fuck, but read my 411 and realize i just got done hurling up every bit of food ive eaten today)

and amputees and midgets? wtfh are you doing to get off man! jesus christ gnappy! god....if your going to use a horse to choke your chicken....then yeah...maybe someone SHOULD shoot you! :D
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 13 2006, 19:32 Post #42
:silvio:
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C Cup
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 05:02 Post #43
QUOTE(bondiguy)
So you are like Jacqain Phoenix in 8mm?


he was in that?? i only remember nic cage.......
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 06:34 Post #44
wait...what? we were talking about movies? i just got distracted by corts huge melons....*drools* can i get a few handfuls of those hun??
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 10:40 Post #45
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
he was in that?? i only remember nic cage.......


He sure was.... He was the one to get Nicholas Cage into the underground porn scene
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C Cup
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▫ Sep 4 2006, 05:11 Post #46
QUOTE(Narazbad)
wait...what? we were talking about movies? i just got distracted by corts huge melons....*drools* can i get a few handfuls of those hun??


haha! darling, you will definitely need a few handfuls :P and of course you may! i would quite enjoy it.

QUOTE(bondiguy)
He sure was.... He was the one to get Nicholas Cage into the underground porn scene

ohhhh that is correct. good eye good eye

great movie as well
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 4 2006, 05:39 Post #47
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
ohhhh that is correct. good eye good eye

great movie as well


If it has got something to do with porn... I pay attention!
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 05:06 Post #48
QUOTE(bondiguy)
If it has got something to do with porn... I pay attention!


yea well the type of porn depicted in that movie, if you enjoy it, is pretty sickening so in that case..... :violent-smiley-100: ick!
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 15:53 Post #49
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
haha! darling, you will definitely need a few handfuls  :P and of course you may! i would quite enjoy it.
ohhhh that is correct. good eye good eye

great movie as well


were you responding to bondi or naraz there? :blink: :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 15:56 Post #50
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
yea well the type of porn depicted in that movie, if you enjoy it, is pretty sickening so in that case..... :violent-smiley-100: ick!


i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornographic stew

hmmm... that leaves him open for some burns- oh well I'm just the messenger.
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 06:24 Post #51
QUOTE(jrock8)
were you responding to bondi or naraz there?  :blink:   :lol:


Me... but it would have been far funnier if it were Naz :P

QUOTE(Gnappster)
i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornographic stew

hmmm... that leaves him open for some burns- oh well I'm just the messenger.


I will pre empt any burn by saying... I am only watching the movies you sent me
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E Cup+
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▫ Sep 7 2006, 01:00 Post #52
QUOTE(Gnappster)
i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornographic stew

hmmm... that leaves him open for some burns- oh well I'm just the messenger.

Speaking of meat, naraz told me bondi sends...

QUOTE(bondiguy)
I will pre empt any burn by saying... I am only watching the movies you sent me

...Damn, I'm too late. He's already making excuses.
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 7 2006, 05:23 Post #53
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Speaking of meat, naraz told me bondi sends...
...Damn, I'm too late.  He's already making excuses.


Attack is always the best from of defence :thumbup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 7 2006, 16:20 Post #54
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Attack is always the best from of defence :thumbup:


That's the American way :nahnah:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 8 2006, 04:00 Post #55
QUOTE(Gnappster)
That's the American way  :nahnah:


Even when they aren't defending :P

and spotted
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