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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 06:47 Post #21
QUOTE(Narazbad)
i remember the movie but it didnt interest me enough to go see it


Dude... great film!
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 06:49 Post #22
aah..so is american beauty
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 06:50 Post #23
QUOTE(Narazbad)
aah..so is american beauty


aslo a great movie..... however, is that going to fix freak's problem? eh Mena Survari is kinda hot
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 06:51 Post #24
i was thinking more of the man behind the camera reference....

you know how hard it is to keep out-whoring you two bitches?
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 07:07 Post #25
QUOTE(Narazbad)
you know how HARD it is to keep out-whoring you two bitches?


i didn't know posting on the forums aroused you so much!
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 07:09 Post #26
oh yes...it does! dont you know thats why im always around??
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 07:11 Post #27
QUOTE(Narazbad)
oh yes...it does! dont you know thats why im always around??


:puke:
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 07:12 Post #28
muwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 15:09 Post #29
John I feel for ya buddy...

But considering my lack of pussy, if I EVER reach this point....

I would expect my boys here to just put me outta my misery. Cause If I couldnt at least get myself off then what would the point of anything be?
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 15:22 Post #30
Freak the next logical step is to begin killing prostites :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 16:10 Post #31
that sucks freak. when your hobby becomes your fulltime job, it often loses it's novelty.
and when you're like 14, a girl in a bikini could get you off, then as you get older it's a naked chick, then it has to be a naked chick spread eagle, then a naked chick spread eagle getting fucked and so on and so forth. So with that progression I can see how you've reach the end and there really isn't anywhere left to progress to.
maybe you need to seek other sexual avenues. You work a lot in the visual, maybe sex letters or phone sex might help(and not FROM or with me either, couldnt leave myself wide open for that one).
and failing that, there's always midgets, amputees and farm animals. just saying is all.
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 17:44 Post #32
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Freak the next logical step is to begin killing prostites  :lol:


isn't that the thing that swells when men get older and makes you have to get up to pee like every hour at night? :huh:

:lol:
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B Cup
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 19:39 Post #33
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Freak the next logical step is to begin killing prostites  :lol:

start killing? how about stop killing....thats why you called the freak
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 21:09 Post #34
QUOTE(imagonsgirl)
start killing? how about stop killing....thats why you called the freak

To my defense, I always leave em a little alive when I'm done, a courtesy dump out of the car door at an ER is the least I can do :)
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 21:13 Post #35
QUOTE(johnfreak)
To my defense, I always leave em a little alive when I'm done, a courtesy dump out of the car door at an ER is the least I can do  :)


always the consummate gentelman :lol:
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 22:21 Post #36
QUOTE(Gnappster)
always the consummate gentelman  :lol:


yeah... i hear he's always good for a reach-around too... :lol:
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 22:44 Post #37
QUOTE(Gnappster)
there's always midgets, amputees and farm animals. just saying is all.

Hey whatever floats your boat gnappy.
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 22:56 Post #38
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Freak the next logical step is to begin killing prostites  :lol:


Well obviously!!! haha

Why don't you start trying this after sex.... take a dump on her chest!
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D Cup
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▫ Jan 14 2006, 00:00 Post #39
mabe an obvious suggestion but maybe chatting to he ladies of rmm instead of the guys might be a help (really guys you are not helping)
sure there are plenty of ladies on here would try to stroke your fire.... if i am wrong then you can shoot me instead
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▫ Jan 14 2006, 01:54 Post #40
:2gunsfiring:

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