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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 22:27 Post #41
QUOTE(jrock8)
i hate when we get a little bit of snow/slush starting to fall and a bunch of the people on the roads turn into retards and start driving like 80 year olds w/glaucoma  :fuckoff:


Although we don't get snow in Sydney we have the same problem... the rain falls and everyone leaves there driving skills at home
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 22:37 Post #42
i hate fuckers that don't get snow :fuckoff: :lol:
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 22:38 Post #43
QUOTE(jrock8)
i hate when we get a little bit of snow/slush starting to fall and a bunch of the people on the roads turn into retards and start driving like 80 year olds w/glaucoma  :fuckoff:


i totally agree, but the opposite is also true. We get some pretty crazy winter weather here and the roads get really icy, especially the highway. And you get these morons that HAVE to drive above the speed limit cuz they drive SUV's. Makes me feel good when I see them in the ditch a few miles down the road.
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 22:47 Post #44
QUOTE(jrock8)
i hate fuckers that don't get snow  :fuckoff:   :lol:


We dont get snow in Syndye but a 4-5 hour drive south is our Snowy Mountains so I can enjoy skiing/boarding in the winter.... ahhh life's luxuries!
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 16 2006, 15:09 Post #45
Ranting...
i hate checking my oil... i hate changing it worse.
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▫ Jan 16 2006, 16:43 Post #46
QUOTE(hott1976)
Ranting...
i hate  checking my oil...  i hate changing it worse.


that's what jiffy lube is for...

heh heh, i said lube
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▫ Jan 16 2006, 17:17 Post #47
I hate it when I go to see a movie and the place is crowded... and every time there's an empty seat in front of me and I'm smiling and happy and thinking ok THIS TIME I was lucky... and then I see him (or her, but mostly they are men) with a Gigantic head walking in... and I know for sure that's the one who's going to spoil my movie when I cannot see the subtitles. (Greetings from Sweden, yup) ;)

I also hate people who don't seem to recognize their actual physical space... err so I mean these who just can turn around when there's someone (read: me) behind them and splash, there goes the coffee all over my shirt (fancy a pic, anyone?) :P

And I hate stupid people. How come those with a smaller brain always seem to have the largest lungs? :huh:

I also hate bad grammar... mostly in my own language of course... :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 16 2006, 17:53 Post #48
QUOTE(Nora)
I also hate bad grammar... mostly in my own language of course... :P


surprisingly, you have better english grammar than a lot of people on this board
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▫ Jan 16 2006, 17:55 Post #49
QUOTE(jrock8)
that's what jiffy lube is for...
heh heh, i said lube


i hear jrock gets the boys at jiffy lube to check his oil all the time!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=check+your+oil
(thanks again urbandictionary! :thumbup: )
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▫ Jan 16 2006, 18:17 Post #50
QUOTE(Gnappster)
i hear jrock gets the boys at jiffy lube to check his oil all the time!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=check+your+oil
(thanks again urbandictionary!  :thumbup:   )


hell yeah!... but as long as they don't jork me, isn't it all in good fun anyway? :nahnah:
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▫ Jan 16 2006, 18:17 Post #51
i hate going to bed with a headache... waking up with the same damn headache... then having half the day go by and STILL HAVING THE SAME FUCKING HEADACHE!!! :fuckoff:
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▫ Jan 16 2006, 18:35 Post #52
QUOTE(jrock8)
i hate going to bed with a headache... waking up with the same damn headache... then having half the day go by and STILL HAVING THE SAME FUCKING HEADACHE!!!  :fuckoff:


if I ever have a headache it is usually
a. I am dehydrated
b. I need caffeine
and if those 2 don't help I mix a stiff vodka and clamato juice and I'm feeling fine.

but in your case it's probably just a tumor :P
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▫ Jan 16 2006, 18:41 Post #53
QUOTE(Gnappster)
if I ever have a headache it is usually
a. I am dehydrated
b. I need caffeine
and if those 2 don't help I mix a stiff vodka and clamato juice and I'm feeling fine.

but in your case it's probably just a tumor  :P


i'm not dehydrated b/c i drink a ton of water everyday... i don't think i need caffeine b/c i barely ever drink anything w/it so i'm not going through withdrawal...

...and it might be a tumor, but i know that if i go to the doctor and have my head examined, they're not going to find anything :freak: (obviates the need for the unsubtle comeback, lol)
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▫ Jan 16 2006, 18:54 Post #54
QUOTE(jrock8)
i hate going to bed with a headache... waking up with the same damn headache... then having half the day go by and STILL HAVING THE SAME FUCKING HEADACHE!!!  :fuckoff:


Ever thought it has something to do with u spending all day on the computer? :P Dr. Nora says: U need a long nice shoulder and neck massage. And maybe some rest to your right hand... B)
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▫ Jan 16 2006, 19:01 Post #55
QUOTE(jrock8)
i'm not dehydrated b/c i drink a ton of water everyday... i don't think i need caffeine b/c i barely ever drink anything w/it so i'm not going through withdrawal...
...and it might be a tumor, but i know that if i go to the doctor and have my head examined, they're not going to find anything  :freak: (obviates the need for the unsubtle comeback, lol)


I'll let Naraz have that one.

btw, i thought only girls obviated? :huh:
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▫ Jan 16 2006, 20:24 Post #56
QUOTE(Nora)
Ever thought it has something to do with u spending all day on the computer?  :P   Dr. Nora says: U need a long nice shoulder and neck massage. And maybe some rest to your  right hand...  B)


hmm... if it weren't for the fact that i wasn't online at all this past weekend, i'd say you might be on to something there..

the massage sounds nice... is that an offer? ;)

oh, and DR. nora? i always pictured you more as the naughty nurse type :P
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▫ Jan 17 2006, 04:06 Post #57
QUOTE(jrock8)
oh, and DR. nora?  i always pictured you more as the naughty nurse type :P


Now there is a pic I'd like to see....

Adding to my rant... I hate warm beer!
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▫ Jan 17 2006, 06:16 Post #58
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Adding to my rant... I hate warm beer!


*pees in a bottle, gives it to bondi and tells him it's fosters*
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▫ Jan 17 2006, 13:21 Post #59
QUOTE(jrock8)
hmm... if it weren't for the fact that i wasn't online at all this past weekend, i'd say you might be on to something there..

the massage sounds nice... is that an offer? ;)

oh, and DR. nora?  i always pictured you more as the naughty nurse type :P


About that massage... If u don't mind my cold fingers, just sit down and we'll see what I can do. :)

Naughty nurse type... uh... well... reminds me of those 3 happy years while I was studying and had two naughty nursing students as my roommates in the girl's dorm... :2thumbsup: those were the days, my friend! :cheers:
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▫ Jan 17 2006, 16:17 Post #60
QUOTE(Nora)
About that massage... If u don't mind my cold fingers, just sit down and we'll see what I can do.  :)

Naughty nurse type... uh... well... reminds me of those 3 happy years while I was studying and had two naughty nursing students as my roommates in the girl's dorm...   :2thumbsup:   those were the days, my friend!  :cheers:


this "rant" thread is getting better and better!
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