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Double D's
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 21:30 Post #1
Ask me any question you want. I will answer it to the best of my ability with my twisted wisdom. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 22:56 Post #2
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Ask me any question you want.  I will answer it to the best of my ability with my twisted wisdom. :2thumbsup:

What is DamnYankee's phone number and address?
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▫ Aug 28 2007, 00:47 Post #3
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
What is DamnYankee's phone number and address?


Such a question can only be answered thusly......

" If she ain't give it to you , then looks like you ain't gettin it, scrub!!!"

:haha:
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▫ Aug 28 2007, 02:10 Post #4
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
What is DamnYankee's phone number and address?


Good question, though! :2thumbsup: :lol:
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▫ Aug 28 2007, 13:31 Post #5
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Ask me any question you want.  I will answer it to the best of my ability with my twisted wisdom. :2thumbsup:


Can the male sperm really climb ? SO like when Bob spanks his monkey and shoots it on the toilet seat in the local Mcdonalds , can he really say hes had sex with the next person that sat down ?
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▫ Aug 28 2007, 16:02 Post #6
QUOTE(ddd35)
Can  the male sperm really   climb  ?   SO like when Bob  spanks his monkey and shoots it on the toilet seat in the  local Mcdonalds  , can he really say hes had sex with the next person that sat down  ?

Why would I shoot a monkey after I've already spanked it? I mean, isn't the spanking punishment enough? And what did the monkey do in the first place? Did his behavior even warrant a spanking. I mean, usualy monkeys are very well-behaved.
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▫ Aug 28 2007, 20:12 Post #7
This topic went downhill in 5 posts. Which is 3 more than I thought it would take.
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 02:09 Post #8
QUOTE(ddd35)
Can  the male sperm really   climb  ?   SO like when Bob  spanks his monkey and shoots it on the toilet seat in the  local Mcdonalds  , can he really say hes had sex with the next person that sat down  ?


I guess it depends on how well you wiped off the seat before you sat down....
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 02:13 Post #9
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Why would I shoot a monkey after I've already spanked it?  I mean, isn't the spanking punishment enough?  And what did the monkey do in the first place?  Did his behavior even warrant a spanking.  I mean, usualy monkeys are very well-behaved.
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 02:14 Post #10
QUOTE(closeup)
This topic went downhill in 5 posts. Which is 3 more than I thought it would take.


:2thumbsup:
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 10:33 Post #11
WHy do bad things happen to good people?
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 13:28 Post #12
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
I guess it depends on how well you wiped off the seat before you sat down....


Whew Im safe .. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 13:29 Post #13
does No really mean yes ?
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 22:56 Post #14
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Why would I shoot a monkey after I've already spanked it?  I mean, isn't the spanking punishment enough?  And what did the monkey do in the first place?  Did his behavior even warrant a spanking.  I mean, usualy monkeys are very well-behaved.


OMFG.... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

brilliant!!!!!
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 23:02 Post #15
QUOTE(bntit)
OMFG.... brilliant!!!!!


Will bntit sit on my face if I ask nicely? :eatme: :eatme: :allhail: :allhail: :allhail: :allhail: :allhail: :allhail:
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 23:15 Post #16
QUOTE(bondiguy)
WHy do bad things happen to good people?


The cosmic event of shit dosn't discern between good and bad... when shit happens it just does. Doesn't matter if the person is angelic or evil. Its like a nun getting hit by a garbage truck or A dude getting his first BJ and finding out she is a post op trans-sexual.

When these events happen the question always pops up... why do bad things happen to good people?

When it happens to bad people we just say .. Fuck them.. they deserved it!! :D
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 23:16 Post #17
QUOTE(bntit)
well i hope not all tounge...wouldnt want my mouth to get bored during the ride... :suckadick:   :lol:


I'm very open to suggestions! :bonerfied: :letsfuck: :eatme: :kisses: :wub:
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 23:17 Post #18
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
The cosmic event of shit dosn't discern between good and bad... when shit happens it just does.  Doesn't matter if the person is angelic or evil.  Its like a nun getting hit by a garbage truck or A dude getting his first BJ and finding out she is a post op trans-sexual. 

When these events happen the question always pops up... why do bad things happen to good people?

When it happens to bad people we just say .. Fuck them.. they deserved it!! :D


or we laugh real hard cuz when karma takes a chunk outta some douche bags ass...its generally a fucking riot!!!!
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 23:18 Post #19
QUOTE(evade20)
Will bntit sit on my face if I ask nicely?  :eatme:   :eatme:   :allhail:   :allhail:   :allhail:   :allhail:   :allhail:   :allhail:


yes she said ... but I went and deleted that harlequin romance that was developing in the thread :lol:
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 23:19 Post #20
QUOTE(ddd35)
does No really mean yes  ?


Ask any convicted rapist getting his asshole reamed in by Bubba :lol:
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