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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 29 2007, 23:19 Post #21
QUOTE(bntit)
or we laugh real hard cuz when karma takes a chunk outta some douche bags ass...its generally a fucking riot!!!!


:2thumbsup: I'm waiting for Karma to catch up with the douche bag in the oval office!!!

now back to the regular subject....i.e. sex.
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 30 2007, 06:13 Post #22
If a train departs Chicago heading west at 45mph and another train departs Los Angeles heading east at 55mph, how long would it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? :huh:
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B Cup
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▫ Aug 30 2007, 06:42 Post #23
QUOTE(paybarraman)
If a train departs Chicago heading west at 45mph and another train departs Los Angeles heading east at 55mph, how long would it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?     :huh:


It depends whether you suck it or bite it! :nahnah:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 30 2007, 08:00 Post #24
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
The cosmic event of shit dosn't discern between good and bad... when shit happens it just does.  Doesn't matter if the person is angelic or evil.  Its like a nun getting hit by a garbage truck or A dude getting his first BJ and finding out she is a post op trans-sexual. 

When these events happen the question always pops up... why do bad things happen to good people?

When it happens to bad people we just say .. Fuck them.. they deserved it!! :D


Ooohh ur good!
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 30 2007, 08:02 Post #25
Why do beautiful women often date ugly men?
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B Cup
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▫ Aug 30 2007, 08:08 Post #26
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Why do beautiful women often date ugly men?


To boost your confidence :P
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 30 2007, 09:32 Post #27
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Why do beautiful women often date ugly men?


Because women dig confidense in a man. And ugly dudes have to hone that skill to make up for their lack of being able to be seen without someone wincing.

Its a paralell to the question Why do woment date assholes. Plain and simple, the asshole walked up to them and asked them out.

Shes walking off with the asshole while looking over her shoulder wondering why that nice quiet guy didn't come over to her and ask her out.

Carpe diem when you see a pretty girl. No such thing as un-approachable.
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 30 2007, 11:02 Post #28
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Because women dig confidense in a man.  And ugly dudes have to hone that skill to make up for their lack of being able to be seen without someone wincing.

Its a paralell to the question Why do woment date assholes.  Plain and simple, the asshole walked up to them and asked them out. 

Shes walking off with the asshole while looking over her shoulder wondering why that nice quiet guy didn't come over to her and ask her out.

Carpe diem when you see a pretty girl. No such thing as un-approachable.


Mate you have all the answers.... and I am confident! :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 30 2007, 13:33 Post #29
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Ask any convicted rapist getting his asshole reamed in by Bubba  :lol:


I thought I had ? :)
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 30 2007, 13:35 Post #30
IS it true that the person that dies with the most toys wins ?
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▫ Aug 31 2007, 04:26 Post #31
QUOTE(ddd35)
IS it true that the person that dies with the most toys wins  ?


that's no reason to keep buying dildos 3d
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▫ Aug 31 2007, 12:59 Post #32
QUOTE(bondiguy)
that's no reason to keep buying dildos 3d


but they were on sale
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 1 2007, 11:37 Post #33
QUOTE(ddd35)
IS it true that the person that dies with the most toys wins  ?


The old daying goes is you can't take it with you. Im sure when you go before St Peter he won't be asking... ok now how many Lord of the Ring Figures did you have.....nope you needed at least 20 to get in.

To be honest I think the one who gives away the most toys wins.

Dildos included :lol:
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▫ Sep 1 2007, 12:44 Post #34
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
The old daying goes is you can't take it with you.   Im sure when you go before St Peter he won't be asking... ok now how many Lord of the Ring Figures did you have.....nope you needed at least 20 to get in.   

To be honest I think the one who gives away the most toys wins.
Dildos included :lol:


Well I told the ladies ID share the dildos ... :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 3 2007, 06:05 Post #35
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
The old daying goes is you can't take it with you.   Im sure when you go before St Peter he won't be asking... ok now how many Lord of the Ring Figures did you have.....nope you needed at least 20 to get in.   

To be honest I think the one who gives away the most toys wins.
Dildos included :lol:


I better start collecting LOTR collectables
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▫ Sep 7 2007, 18:16 Post #36
sight , feel , smell , which of these actions could a person live without and still enjoy a happy sex life ?
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▫ Sep 7 2007, 20:45 Post #37
QUOTE(aimee2)
It depends whether you suck it or bite it!    :nahnah:


The lady with the answers! :P
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 7 2007, 21:09 Post #38
QUOTE(ddd35)
sight , feel , smell , which of these actions could a person live without and still enjoy a happy sex life  ?


very thought provoking question.....

Lose your sight.......I guess you could still enjoy sex and even broaden your scope to the more uglier girls since their freakish appearence wouldn't be a hindrance. And you could fantisize more without sight, have sex with whomever you wanted too. But since your blind you don't know whatthe fuck people look like anyway.

Lose your feel...... I believe this would be the most missed sense as sex is all about the touch and feel of a woman's body... to me anyway. And if the head of your cock loses its feeling.... its game over. If I couldn't get a hardon... might as well put a bullet in my brain because there not much else to live for a

Lose your smell..... would make pussy licking a more enjoyable. Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before. Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.

:)
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 7 2007, 22:06 Post #39
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
very thought provoking question.....
Lose your sight.......I guess you could still enjoy sex  and even broaden your scope to the more uglier girls since their freakish appearence wouldn't be a hindrance. And you could fantisize more without sight, have sex with whomever you wanted too.  But since your blind you don't know whatthe fuck people look like anyway.

Lose your feel......  I believe this would be the most missed sense as sex is all about the touch and feel of a woman's body... to me anyway.  And if the head of your cock loses its feeling.... its game over.  If I couldn't get a hardon... might as well put a bullet in my brain because there not much else to live for a

Lose your smell.....  would make pussy licking a more enjoyable.  Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before.  Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.  

:)


There's ur answer 3d
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D Cup
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▫ Sep 9 2007, 21:37 Post #40
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
  Especially if you've fallen in love with a Ukrainian Olympic track and feild star whose never heard the woud douche before.  Or if your chick digs underarm hair and doesn't bathe.  

:)


That reminds me of this woman that was in our store yesterday who had hair on her forearms that was literally about 3 inches long and curly... :puke:

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