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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 15:28 Post #1281
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Now that's funny.  And after reading all that all I can say is:

Can we have some pics of your wife before and after the new tan??

didn't think it'd hurt to ask.

I'll see if I can get a pic of her arm :P

QUOTE(ddd35)
canadian  who would have thought  !!!!!  :crazydude:

yeah, we're retards.

QUOTE(bondiguy)
Anyone that simple has gotta be sexy!
:thumbup:

she wasn't bad.

QUOTE(closeup)
I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF?

Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont?  I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows  the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it.

maybe he thought it was a REALLY big lake. :lol:
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 15:30 Post #1282
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I'll see if I can get a pic of her arm :P
yeah, we're retards.
she wasn't bad.
maybe he thought it was a REALLY big lake.  :lol:

I would have to disagree Not retards at all just common folk in a common place ..
so whens your term up ?
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 04:17 Post #1283
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I'll see if I can get a pic of her arm :P

she wasn't bad.


Is it as good as my fiancee's arm? haha

PICS?!?! :P
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 15:52 Post #1284
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Is it as good as my fiancee's arm? haha

PICS?!?! :P


Not sure, but they're on ratemylimbs.com
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 17:36 Post #1285
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Not sure, but they're on ratemylimbs.com

That's where the high-quality wackos hang out.
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▫ Dec 15 2006, 03:27 Post #1286
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Not sure, but they're on ratemylimbs.com


Do they have a message forum?
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▫ Dec 15 2006, 06:50 Post #1287
Well it's almost 1am Friday morning and I've been packing and moving boxes out to my garage so that when Saturday rolls around and I have more help, we'll get the whole move thing done as quickly as possible. We take possession tomorrow though and I have Friday and Monday off so I won't be around. Instead I'll be getting trashed in my NEW basement.
Keep it real homies.
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▫ Dec 15 2006, 12:26 Post #1288
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Well it's almost 1am Friday morning and I've been packing and moving boxes out to my garage so that when Saturday rolls around and I have more help, we'll get the whole move thing done as quickly as possible. We take possession tomorrow though and I have Friday and Monday off so I won't be around. Instead I'll be getting trashed in my NEW basement.
Keep it real homies.


You're moving???

Good luck with that brother.... don't drink too many beers BEFORE u start work :P
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▫ Dec 15 2006, 12:28 Post #1289
Don't worry...... I'll whore enough for the both us us :thumbup:
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▫ Dec 15 2006, 16:06 Post #1290
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Well it's almost 1am Friday morning and I've been packing and moving boxes out to my garage so that when Saturday rolls around and I have more help, we'll get the whole move thing done as quickly as possible. We take possession tomorrow though and I have Friday and Monday off so I won't be around. Instead I'll be getting trashed in my NEW basement.
Keep it real homies.

Oh, great. Now that xmas card I sent will get lost in the mail.

So how far are you moving? Will your hometown still rhyme with a female body part?
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▫ Dec 15 2006, 21:41 Post #1291
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, great.  Now that xmas card I sent will get lost in the mail.

So how far are you moving?  Will your hometown still rhyme with a female body part?


He's moving to Mulva, Canada!
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▫ Dec 18 2006, 16:56 Post #1292
QUOTE(bondiguy)
He's moving to Mulva, Canada!

Better than living in Delores :lol:
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▫ Dec 18 2006, 20:47 Post #1293
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Better than living in Delores :lol:


Or Regina...... oh wait! :P
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▫ Dec 19 2006, 03:52 Post #1294
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Well it's almost 1am Friday morning and I've been packing and moving boxes out to my garage so that when Saturday rolls around and I have more help, we'll get the whole move thing done as quickly as possible. We take possession tomorrow though and I have Friday and Monday off so I won't be around. Instead I'll be getting trashed in my NEW basement.
Keep it real homies.

I've often heard it's a good idea to hire a professional moving company. Let them break all your stuff instead of doing it yourself. . Saves you the time of screwing up the job alone.
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▫ Dec 19 2006, 05:01 Post #1295
QUOTE(closeup)
I've often heard it's a good idea to hire a professional moving company. Let them break all your stuff instead of doing it yourself. . Saves you the time of screwing up the job alone.


Nah... those guys suck! :P
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▫ Dec 19 2006, 15:27 Post #1296
QUOTE(bondiguy)
You're moving???

Good luck with that brother.... don't drink too many beers BEFORE u start work :P

I drank a few during and plenty after. :cheers:

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, great.  Now that xmas card I sent will get lost in the mail.

So how far are you moving?  Will your hometown still rhyme with a female body part?

I have my mail forwarded so I should get it.
If my wife opens it I will just tell her it is form my "special internet man friend". :lol:

QUOTE(bondiguy)
He's moving to Mulva, Canada!


QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Better than living in Delores :lol:


QUOTE(bondiguy)
Or Regina...... oh wait! :P

haha priceless.....yet true :wacko:

QUOTE(closeup)
I've often heard it's a good idea to hire a professional moving company. Let them break all your stuff instead of doing it yourself. . Saves you the time of screwing up the job alone.

We got movers to take all the big stuff; appliances, beds furniture, 2 ton treadmill etc. Best $300 I ever spent. But it was still a pain in the butt moving all the other shit we have.

QUOTE(bondiguy)
Nah... those guys suck! :P

And they're not too bright ;)

Anyway, I'll have to try and catch up around here, but it's a daunting task when you've missed a few days.
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▫ Dec 19 2006, 19:53 Post #1297
well its easy just click on them all and start reading ..you should be caught up in like 3-4 days :P
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▫ Dec 19 2006, 20:38 Post #1298
QUOTE(ddd35)
well its easy  just click on  them all and  start reading   ..you should be caught up in like 3-4 days  :P

nah. we whore only read the first 1-2 sentences of a post. It'll go much quicker than that. It's the replies that take a long time. the comic wit we post can't be mass produced at the snap of a finger, you know.
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▫ Dec 19 2006, 20:46 Post #1299
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
nah.  we whore only read the first 1-2 sentences of a post.  It'll go much quicker than that.  It's the replies that take a long time.  the comic wit we post can't be mass produced at the snap of a finger, you know.


Nah... those guys suck! :P
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 04:52 Post #1300
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I drank a few during and plenty after.  :cheers:

Anyway, I'll have to try and catch up around here, but it's a daunting task when you've missed a few days.


Good man!

Nah you didn't miss much, it has been slow as fuck around here the past few days.... I'd like to see You, I and Bob ALL take a 5 day break at the same time....

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