QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Now that's funny. And after reading all that all I can say is:
Can we have some pics of your wife before and after the new tan??
didn't think it'd hurt to ask.
Can we have some pics of your wife before and after the new tan??
didn't think it'd hurt to ask.
I'll see if I can get a pic of her arm
QUOTE(ddd35)
canadian who would have thought !!!!! 
yeah, we're retards.
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Anyone that simple has gotta be sexy!

she wasn't bad.
QUOTE(closeup)
I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF?
Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont? I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it.
Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont? I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it.
maybe he thought it was a REALLY big lake.