True or False?
The Canadian Department of Consumer Protection is mandating that manufacturers that supply stick matches label the box with the following warning:
"Do not place the lit end of a stick match in the nose, mouth, ears, rectum or any other orfice. Doing so may harm the user."
Answer: True
they call that the gnappster rule
QUOTE(bondiguy)
What do I get for almost cracking 9k?
You look a lot like Krust the Klown
So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?"
I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit! Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film.
So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?"
I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit! Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film.
Now that's funny. And after reading all that all I can say is:
Can we have some pics of your wife before and after the new tan??
So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?"
I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit! Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film.
So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?"
I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit! Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film.
I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF?
Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont? I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it.
I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF?
Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont? I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it.
I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF?
Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont? I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it.
Oh my god. No one give gnappy a quarter!! He'll be dancing for hours. 
