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▫ Aug 22 2006, 06:00 Post #21
QUOTE(Gnappster)
much to the horror of the locals :P


Haha I knew someone would take it and run with it... why am I wearing American Speedos? :blink:
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▫ Aug 22 2006, 09:42 Post #22
Hmmm?? Bondi, in Speedos, hugging and caressing a huge symbollic penis - does this tell us more about Bondi or Gnappy!!?

Actually, there is the much more suitable 'Little Ben' just down the road!!

xx :haha:
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▫ Aug 22 2006, 15:26 Post #23
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Haha I knew someone would take it and run with it... why am I wearing American Speedos? :blink:

Not American speedos, just happen to be red and white striped with stars on a blue background. It's a popular design.

QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
Hmmm??  Bondi, in Speedos, hugging and caressing a huge symbollic penis - does this tell us more about Bondi or Gnappy!!?


definitely bondi, I'm just the messenger.
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▫ Aug 22 2006, 20:52 Post #24
after reading this thread at 2am yesterday, i decided not to post right then. it would have been a post you wish you never read!

my first thought was...THERE IS A GOD! thank u c-man for your insite.

mr bo knows i am here, and he knows why i am here. to get the compliments that he chooses not to give. heck, he wont even vote for my pics. need i say more? women love compliments. they make us feel pretty, sexy, special...and the older we get, the more we need you to give them to us. if you cant come up with any, then lie, for our sakes! well, he was not happy when he read some of my posts, all the pretend fucking and sucking...he says i wanna be a porn star! NOT! if i wanted to be a porn star, i'd go somewhere where i could charge an arm and a leg, not to a place like this. porn stars arent in that line of work for compliments. its a totally different thing. to me, this site is simply a form of adult entertainment. no ones really fucking...just a bunch of women who show some boobies and get complimented for it. everyones happy with that. the forum is an extra benefit...a place we can come to and talk about whatever the hell we want. my sister spends countless hours in a republican forum. thats what she likes so thats what she does. i like talking about, well, all the stuff we talk about here.

c-man, u said that the husbands and boyfriends are the ones who actually get to touch our boobies...all u get here is to look at them. theres where i differ somewhat, ok, a lot. its common knowledge here that boanna just doesnt get enough sex. not near enough boobie touching. maybe thats why i talk about sex so much here. it fills the void. mr bo would say, well if i didnt bitch so much about not getting sex, he'd put out more. :o its not bitching. i call it just having to ask over and over TO SEE SOME DICK! even if he wants to call it bitching, whats the best remedy for a woman bitching about lack of sex? how bout when she opens her mouth, stick a dick in it before she can say one word! makes both people happy!

mr bo doesnt come out and say, get off that site. why? cause he knows that i would say, then u stop your form of adult entertainment....get rid of your secret email address where u receive all the porn you look at. i am wise enough to know he's looking, but he isnt fucking them. another reason he wont tell me to quit is cause then he is the only man left with the responsibility to compliment me! he doesnt want to compliment, for whatever reason (i think its just laziness in a relationship that would make a man not compliment his lady), so i am actually doing him a favor by being here....i read all your compliments and enjoy them, and that takes some pressure off him to try and come up with a nice thing to say to me. here's a thought...go read some of the comments on my pics, memorize them, throw in a few of your own words...there u have it! instant compliment that you couldnt come up with by yourself!

if mr bo stepped up to the plate where he needs to, and then asked me to leave this site, i would do it in a heart beat. cause the bottom line is that my relationship is what matters the most. but getting off simply because he is having some jealous fit cause he discovered i am getting the compliments anyway, i think that would be very controling and i wouldnt like it.

i think what really bothered him the most, but he would never admit it, is not the boobie pics, but the things said in the threads. maybe he doesnt really listen when i tell him how important sex is to me. when he comes here and reads the stuff i post, it is a shocker. "dang, i never knew my wife was that sexy or that horny!" well, i am.
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▫ Aug 22 2006, 21:01 Post #25
umm, i think i was able to finally digest all of what boanna says... and if i'm right, i think this is my response:

1) bo, you're one fucking sexy woman w/a body that just doesn't quit and an attitude to match

2) wanna fuck? :letsfuck:

:P
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▫ Aug 22 2006, 21:06 Post #26
QUOTE(boanna)
after reading this thread at 2am yesterday, i decided not to post right then.  it would have been a post you wish you never read!

my first thought was...THERE IS A GOD!  thank u c-man for your insite. 

mr bo knows i am here, and he knows why i am here. to get the compliments that he chooses not to give.  heck, he wont even vote for my pics. need i say more?  women love compliments. they make us feel pretty, sexy, special...and the older we get, the more we need you to give them to us.  if you cant come up with any, then lie, for our sakes!    well, he was not happy when he read some of my posts, all the pretend fucking and sucking...he says i wanna be a porn star!  NOT! if i wanted to be a porn star, i'd go somewhere where i could charge an arm and a leg, not to a place like this.  porn stars arent in that line of work for compliments. its a totally different thing.  to me, this site is simply a form of adult entertainment. no ones really fucking...just a bunch of women who show some boobies and get complimented for it. everyones happy with that.  the forum is an extra benefit...a place we can come to and talk about whatever the hell we want.  my sister spends countless hours in a republican forum.  thats what she likes so thats what she does.  i like talking about, well, all the stuff we talk about here.

c-man, u said that the husbands and boyfriends are the ones who actually get to touch our boobies...all u get here is to look at them.  theres where i differ somewhat, ok, a lot.  its common knowledge here that boanna just doesnt get enough sex. not near enough boobie touching.  maybe thats why i talk about sex so much here.  it fills the void.  mr bo would say, well if i didnt bitch so much about not getting sex, he'd put out more.   :o    its not bitching. i call it just having to ask over and over TO SEE SOME DICK!  even if he wants to call it bitching, whats the best remedy for a woman bitching about lack of sex? how bout when she opens her mouth, stick a dick in it before she can say one word!  makes both people happy!

mr bo doesnt come out and say, get off that site.  why? cause he knows that i would say, then u stop your form of adult entertainment....get rid of your secret email address where u receive all the porn you look at.  i am wise enough to know he's looking, but he isnt fucking them.  another reason he wont tell me to quit is cause then he is the only man left with the responsibility to compliment me!  he doesnt want to compliment, for whatever reason (i think its just laziness in a relationship that would make a man not compliment his lady), so i am actually doing him a favor by being here....i read all your compliments and enjoy them, and that takes some pressure off him to try and come up with a nice thing to say to me.  here's a thought...go read some of the comments on my pics, memorize them, throw in a few of your own words...there u have it! instant compliment that you couldnt come up with by yourself!

if mr bo stepped up to the plate where he needs to, and then asked me to leave this site, i would do it in a heart beat. cause the bottom line is that my relationship is what matters the most.  but getting off simply because he is having some jealous fit cause he discovered i am getting the compliments anyway, i think that would be very controling and i wouldnt like it.

i think what really bothered him the most, but he would never admit it, is not the boobie pics, but the things said in the threads.  maybe he doesnt really listen when i tell him how important sex is to me. when he comes here and reads the stuff i post, it is a shocker.  "dang, i never knew my wife was that sexy or that horny!"  well, i am.


wow! I don't even know where to begin with that one. It seems like a complete reversal of roles where the woman can't get enough sex but the man can't be bothered. Seems to be the other way around 98% of the time. Most guys hear "i call it just having to ask over and over TO SEE SOME DICK! even if he wants to call it bitching, whats the best remedy for a woman bitching about lack of sex? how bout when she opens her mouth, stick a dick in it before she can say one word! makes both people happy!" especially coming from you and your wish would be instantly granted. all in all, an insightful post for all us guys.
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▫ Aug 22 2006, 21:25 Post #27
Bo! you are hot has hell and I love reading your posts, especially the ones that have your sexy body in them.

If I were your Mr. Bo, we'd be doing so much fuckin' that you wouldn't even know what the Internet is.
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▫ Aug 22 2006, 21:48 Post #28
QUOTE(boanna)
i think what really bothered him the most, but he would never admit it, is not the boobie pics, but the things said in the threads.  maybe he doesnt really listen when i tell him how important sex is to me. when he comes here and reads the stuff i post, it is a shocker.  "dang, i never knew my wife was that sexy or that horny!"  well, i am.

I think the ultimate irony in Bo's posting is here is a gorgeous knockout woman who gets in the mood and asks for it and she isn't getting it (or not getting enough of if). I think its safe to say the reason many of us guys are here are because we aren't getting what we want or need as well. I know I am married to a gorgeous woman I adore..my biggest complaint, I get horny and its "Why do you ALWAYS want to have sex".

So how come the men like me never end up with the women like Bo where we could all screw our way into a happy bliss and those who'd rather sit and watch TV or what have you could have their way. Nope...life is kinda cruel that way...But at least this site brings us all together where we can enjoy each other's sex deprived misery!

And for the record Bo...call me selfish...but I hope MR. Bo NEVER treats you the way you deserve...cause we sure would miss you around here...and I got plenty of compliments left to dish out to ya!
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 00:32 Post #29
There must be something really wrong with me. I have never understood how any man dould be jealous of a website... Or, jealous of anything for that matter. I would think that a man should take any positive comments posted about his wife's shape as an ultimate compliment. After all, it's coming from a total stranger with no agenda other than to appreciate a good-looking woman. I know my man has always looked at it this way. He's been the one who generally suggests that I take my top off when we're on the beach etc. I think he's proud of me. THAT, makes me feel really good. I think if he were the jealous I'd be completely turned off on the relationship by now. In other words... I believe that jealous men are responsible for more devorces that any other factor.
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 06:23 Post #30
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
Hmmm??  Bondi, in Speedos, hugging and caressing a huge symbollic penis - does this tell us more about Bondi or Gnappy!!?

Actually, there is the much more suitable 'Little Ben' just down the road!!

xx :haha:

Gnappy for sure....

Thats where Pay resides

Also, Mr Bo doesn't put out? Is he blind?
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 10:27 Post #31
QUOTE(stevieboy)
I think the ultimate irony in Bo's posting is here is a gorgeous knockout woman who gets in the mood and asks for it and she isn't getting it (or not getting enough of if).  I think its safe to say the reason many of us guys are here are because we aren't getting what we want or need as well.  I know I am married to a gorgeous woman I adore..my biggest complaint, I get horny and its "Why do you ALWAYS want to have sex".

So how come the men like me never end up with the women like Bo where we could all screw our way into a happy bliss and those who'd rather sit and watch TV or what have you could have their way.  Nope...life is kinda cruel that way...But at least this site brings us all together where we can enjoy each other's sex deprived misery!

And for the record Bo...call me selfish...but I hope MR. Bo NEVER treats you the way you deserve...cause we sure would miss you around here...and I got plenty of compliments left to dish out to ya!


:thumbup:

and with that said, we will now sing the closing hymn.....

:unsure:
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 15:56 Post #32
QUOTE(boanna)
:thumbup:

and with that said, we will now sing the closing hymn.....

:unsure:


let's get it on by marvin gaye? :unsure:
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▫ Aug 24 2006, 11:38 Post #33
QUOTE(jrock8)
let's get it on by marvin gaye?  :unsure:


hehehe you said gaye :P
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▫ Aug 24 2006, 17:36 Post #34
QUOTE(boanna)
:thumbup:

and with that said, we will now sing the closing hymn.....

:unsure:

HUMMMMM IM waiting on the hymn..........
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▫ Aug 26 2007, 23:13 Post #35
Well it looks like jealousy has claimed another of the RMM fan favorites... misschickie.

I do not know the story but the brief and concise entry in her top melons thread said it all. Personal matters. Meaning jealous hubby. You don't leave the site like that but for that reason.

I mean if you were dying you would say .. hey im dying.. show me ALL THE TITTIES!!! ya know :D

I hate to see misschickie go. She was a great RMMer who loved showing the boobies :D Its what this site and forum is all about!!!

I re-state my big ole "Fuck You" to all the jealous hubbys and BF's reading this :fuckoff:

A look in the mirror moment for all the jealous fuckheads:

If your woman enjoys showing her body to other people ( not just men cruise this site ) then encourage it. Either you aren't making her feel beautiful enough which is your fucking fault or shes a sex driven freaky deaky who gets off on showing off. In that case you should thank your stars that you have a woman like that.

If you feel threatened by the fact you alone aren't enough to get your woman off then just stick to jerking off you self centered fuckhead. Women are complex sexual machines that do not have a manual. You have to keep pulling levers and switches until you get the machine rolling. If you have to call tech support every now and again then so be it. Think of RMM as a call center with experts online at all times to assist you.

If for some reason you " catch " your woman on here then you aren't taking care of business at home part-nah. Sure your work hard yadda fucking yadda. Who fucking doesn't.

It doesn't take two fucking seconds to grab up your woman, knocking YOUR fucking laundry out of her hands, look her in the eyes with a mad passion and tell her shes the sexyest woman you know and give her a nice deep kiss. Ok that may take longer than two seconds. Then help her pick up the fucking clothes.

Women need to feel beautiful on occasion especially if they married your sorry ass to begin with. Fucking tell her. Tell her she has great tits and a nice ass. Say you think about fucking her while you are at work. She's your wife for fuck's sake, the only woman in your life. Well shes supposed to be anyway.

Unless, you are a fucking faggot who just married someone to stay in the god damned closet. And I'm not even against being gay. What ever makes you cum the hardest then more power to you. But don't fuck up someone else's life just because you are a coward.

There my two cents respent on this topic. I just get tired of seeing incredibly sexy women getting fucked over by useless husbands and BF's just because said jerkoff isn't a man. Just a punk bitch.
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 03:28 Post #36
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Well  it looks like jealousy has claimed another of the RMM fan favorites... misschickie.

I do not know the story but the brief and concise entry in her top melons thread said it all.  Personal matters. Meaning jealous hubby. You don't leave the site like that but for that reason. 

I mean if you were dying you would say .. hey im dying.. show me ALL THE TITTIES!!!  ya know :D

I hate to see misschickie go.  She was a great RMMer who loved showing the boobies :D   Its what this site and forum is all about!!!  

I re-state my big ole "Fuck You" to all the jealous hubbys and BF's reading this  :fuckoff:    

A look in the mirror moment for all the jealous fuckheads:

If your woman enjoys showing her body to other people ( not just men cruise this site ) then encourage it.  Either you aren't making her feel beautiful enough which is your fucking fault or shes a sex driven freaky deaky who gets off on showing off. In that case you should thank your stars that you have a woman like that.

If you feel threatened by the fact you alone aren't enough to get your woman off then just stick to jerking off you self centered fuckhead.  Women are complex sexual machines that do not have a manual.  You have to keep pulling levers and switches until you get the machine rolling.  If you have to call tech support every now and again then so be it.  Think of RMM as a call center with experts online at all times to assist you. 

If for some reason you " catch " your woman on here then you aren't taking care of business at home part-nah. Sure your work hard yadda fucking yadda. Who fucking doesn't.

It doesn't take two fucking seconds to grab up your woman, knocking YOUR fucking laundry out of her hands, look her in the eyes with a mad passion and tell her shes the sexyest woman you know and give her a nice deep kiss. Ok that may take longer than two seconds. Then help her pick up the fucking clothes.

Women need to feel beautiful on occasion especially if they married your sorry ass to begin with.  Fucking tell her. Tell her she has great tits and a nice ass.  Say you think about fucking her while you are at work.  She's your wife for fuck's sake, the only woman in your life.  Well shes supposed to be anyway.

Unless, you are a fucking faggot who just married someone to stay in the god damned closet.  And I'm not even against being gay. What ever makes you cum the hardest then more power to you. But don't fuck up someone else's life just because you are a coward. 
There my two cents respent on this topic.  I just get tired of seeing incredibly sexy women getting fucked over by useless husbands and BF's just because said jerkoff isn't a man.   Just a punk bitch.


well said.....well miss her.. :(
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 04:37 Post #37
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Well  it looks like jealousy has claimed another of the RMM fan favorites... misschickie.

I do not know the story but the brief and concise entry in her top melons thread said it all.  Personal matters. Meaning jealous hubby. You don't leave the site like that but for that reason. 

I mean if you were dying you would say .. hey im dying.. show me ALL THE TITTIES!!!  ya know :D

I hate to see misschickie go.  She was a great RMMer who loved showing the boobies :D   Its what this site and forum is all about!!!  

I re-state my big ole "Fuck You" to all the jealous hubbys and BF's reading this  :fuckoff:    

A look in the mirror moment for all the jealous fuckheads:

If your woman enjoys showing her body to other people ( not just men cruise this site ) then encourage it.  Either you aren't making her feel beautiful enough which is your fucking fault or shes a sex driven freaky deaky who gets off on showing off. In that case you should thank your stars that you have a woman like that.

If you feel threatened by the fact you alone aren't enough to get your woman off then just stick to jerking off you self centered fuckhead.  Women are complex sexual machines that do not have a manual.  You have to keep pulling levers and switches until you get the machine rolling.  If you have to call tech support every now and again then so be it.  Think of RMM as a call center with experts online at all times to assist you. 

If for some reason you " catch " your woman on here then you aren't taking care of business at home part-nah. Sure your work hard yadda fucking yadda. Who fucking doesn't.

It doesn't take two fucking seconds to grab up your woman, knocking YOUR fucking laundry out of her hands, look her in the eyes with a mad passion and tell her shes the sexyest woman you know and give her a nice deep kiss. Ok that may take longer than two seconds. Then help her pick up the fucking clothes.

Women need to feel beautiful on occasion especially if they married your sorry ass to begin with.  Fucking tell her. Tell her she has great tits and a nice ass.  Say you think about fucking her while you are at work.  She's your wife for fuck's sake, the only woman in your life.  Well shes supposed to be anyway.

Unless, you are a fucking faggot who just married someone to stay in the god damned closet.  And I'm not even against being gay. What ever makes you cum the hardest then more power to you. But don't fuck up someone else's life just because you are a coward. 
There my two cents respent on this topic.  I just get tired of seeing incredibly sexy women getting fucked over by useless husbands and BF's just because said jerkoff isn't a man.   Just a punk bitch.


Great monologue, CM. I totally agree with everyone you said. :2thumbsup:

Well, except for that whole helping your wife pick up the laundry bit, but other than that, I'm right there with ya. :thumbup: :lol:
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 05:12 Post #38
Good rant Comedy.

If indeed you are correct and misschickie is gone for whatever reason I am deeply upset.

She might not of been "my type" as she so aptly put it one day but there have been very few ladies as fun as her to chat with and screw around with on the boards.

:(
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 13:53 Post #39
well said , and a big part of life Im afraid .. Jeolousy that is ...
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▫ Aug 27 2007, 20:22 Post #40
QUOTE(ddd35)
well said , and a big part of life Im afraid  .. Jeolousy that is  ...  
:drinkup:


I took down all of my pics because of a jealous boyfriend... he was totally cool with it and it was something we did together, and then one day he told me he'd rather not have my pics up on here. I took them down because I knew it had started to upset him... and when you find someone that you love like that, you just compromise on things. If I had put my foot down, he would have adjusted all the same... I just feel it was easier going this route.

He knows I still post on here as far as talking in the forums, and he knows that I have friends from here on my facebook and myspace... and he's fine with all of that, so it works for me!

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