When Juicy bought this suit, this is how she tried it on. Who cares how it looks to all the poor bastards on the beach, who'll never see it like this? Now lets see what it looks like with the bottom around her ankles.

When Juicy bought this suit, The store clerk gave her a "half-off" discount.


Love the pic Juicy.

i don't get it

Paula love the suit! I would never be caught dead in a thong suit in public....

well it's a good thing (for all of us especially) that you have some very secluded property... gotta love those hott tan lines

Ahhh.......The suits "half off"? As in, Juicy is only weaing half the suit.

yeah... still don't understand... can you dumb it down a bit more?

how come, you'd definitely make it look good!

he's going to open you up, and tinker with your ticker

spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo


(and thank god someone FINALLY got it...)

hey all, this is my first post so hello.

i wear my camo trunks! haha

U can count on me for useless Simpsons quotes and references

the heck you say

My bikini...Ooops!....one piece!

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very nice

people wim in the UK?

hahaha....mule

wait, I don't get it

"wim"? Obviously some bit of obscure Oz slang??!!

Now,...being an island nation, surrounded by sea, it is not unknown for people to Swim in the UK

But that pic was taken on Cyprus....hence the water being blue and clear, rather than green and..well, green!

I can't even make this stuff up. According to urbandictionary.com wim is "the act of loving someone to the point where you can't put it in words or numbers.

If wim had to be described, the closest thing to it would be

<3 x 1 million (that is 1 million hearts).

Person 1 : Man, have you met Sydney?
Person 2: Yea, I have. She is really amazing and I think I wim her!"

So I think what bondi is trying to say is that he wims belicked.

That is all®

Thanks Gnappy..

Gosh, the number of times I've been in the act of loving and been 'unable to speak' .. when all along I was wimming!

Glad that's sorted!

hmmm I think that's been bondi's experience with it too

I have just been reading about Bondi's experiences...

and his first true love...

http://www.utterpants.co.uk/fiction/threesomes.html

"Men dream of two beautiful women dedicated to bringing them to the peak of ecstasy, never stopping to consider how rare it is to find even one woman with that goal in mind."

That's the best quote ever!

Glad I could help to enrich your day!! (6 to go...)

How come when I miss a letter in any word it always has homo sexual connotations?

I think we should be asking YOU that question.

Could be that you have an innate inclination, or... that your subconscious desires are bubbling to the surface...?

I must confess.... Bobaloo gave me this book to use to boost my vocabulary and I didnt bother looking at the cover until now

Okay, okay. that was funny. I'm laughing out loud and feel that if it's that funny it deserves not having me come up with some lame counter attack.

At least I can relax knowing that it's common knowledge if you make jokes about it it's not true. So I guess that means we should really start making jokes about Bondi heterosexuality.

Every joke has a large element of truth.... thats why they are so funny

touché

Somehow I feel like on of the Rabbii in the Simpsons ep where Bart and Lia are trying to reunite Krusty and his dad

that took me a while to think that through. But I get it now and you are very clever

Do you have the right Bondi?

Well, I'm assuming this is Bondi's last remaining friend who has not passed out from a drunken, mind-altering-substance stupor just yet. I've laughed quite a bit this evening, so you couldn't quite possibly be the real bondi.

See this is me when I am not fucked up on drugs or booze yet Or maybe I am?

how's that working out for you...ya know being clever

Great I guess... (spotted)

I guess that should go without saying.

btw, i use that line in real life all the time. well the whole Oh i get it, it's very clever etc etc. pisses people off

I know that line, dammit. what's it from???

I may have to work some of that into my regular gear!

Now a question of ettiquette... as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch

check out bondi's sig



haha When I went to vegas I secretly laughed to myself while going to take a piss on the plane.

I am retarded. Thanks. I knew i knew it, I just couldn't think of it. I could pictures the setting and everything, I just couldn't picture the actors. It's all clear to me know

Thank you my single-serving friend

*cough* wrong forum *cough*

Jork never told me you were that small that you actually laughed at yourself while
pissing

i thought he'd cry

here is one of many!!!

fuckers




wow jess! you're looking different these days
hope you start posting more often again!