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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 10 2006, 12:36 PM) I still do! It would be hard to top Optimus Prime! http://www.arr-the-kraken.com/projects/duffman1.phpI remember you mentioning that. Was your costume similar to the dude in the link I posted or way different? But can anything top this for time spent n a costume. In the end pretty cool, but that guy must never find time to leave his mother's basement Real Thing CostumeMine was similar, but he definately took a lot more time. I just used can holders instead of painting beer can. Throughout the night, i would just drink the beer I had as part of my custume. I had more cans of beer in the car, so when we switched bars, I would reload. I used a premade superman costume and cut the heck out of it to make it work. it had a molded chestpiece so I looked totally buff like duffman. I taped the duffman logo over the superman symbol. taped it to the front of a baseball cap. It was basically a cheap way to make it with very little effort, but it looked awesome. The boots were red like superman's, but nobody gave a shit or noticed. Here's how I won the contest... which I think is a cool story.. actually, I got second. I forgot who got first, but it was awesome. We had a chance to walk across the stage to show off our costume. Well, when I did, I took one of my empty beer cans out of my holster. I pretened to open it, then pretended to chug it for a few seconds. I then held it up from the bottom of the can in my one hand and proceeded to smash it against the side of my head. Well, right before I hit my head with it, I crushed it in my hand first. And by hitting it into the thick part of my hat, I barely felt a thing. The whole bar went crazy and I was the man for that moment. Correction... I was the Duff Man. and therein lies the story of my duff man halloween and how I got second place for a profit of $250 or something like that.
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Oct 10 2006, 04:12 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 10 2006, 01:54 PM) Mine was similar, but he definately took a lot more time. I just used can holders instead of painting beer can. Throughout the night, i would just drink the beer I had as part of my custume. I had more cans of beer in the car, so when we switched bars, I would reload. I used a premade superman costume and cut the heck out of it to make it work. it had a molded chestpiece so I looked totally buff like duffman. I taped the duffman logo over the superman symbol. taped it to the front of a baseball cap. It was basically a cheap way to make it with very little effort, but it looked awesome. The boots were red like superman's, but nobody gave a shit or noticed. Here's how I won the contest... which I think is a cool story.. actually, I got second. I forgot who got first, but it was awesome. We had a chance to walk across the stage to show off our costume. Well, when I did, I took one of my empty beer cans out of my holster. I pretened to open it, then pretended to chug it for a few seconds. I then held it up from the bottom of the can in my one hand and proceeded to smash it against the side of my head. Well, right before I hit my head with it, I crushed it in my hand first. And by hitting it into the thick part of my hat, I barely felt a thing. The whole bar went crazy and I was the man for that moment. Correction... I was the Duff Man. and therein lies the story of my duff man halloween and how I got second place for a profit of $250 or something like that. bondi would have chastized you for such an obvious error I doubt I'll be doing anything cool for halloween but that duffman costume would be awesome if I do. We have a wedding to go to soon, maybe I could wear it there.
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Oct 12 2006, 04:02 AM
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Gnappy I still like to throw in a really obsuce one occasionaly! QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 11 2006, 11:34 AM) Let me ask you a question. why would a man whose shirts reads genius at work spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon? ummm, I errr, I withdraw my question
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Oct 13 2006, 02:58 AM
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QUOTE(Christof @ Oct 12 2006, 03:44 PM) I know on paper the whole team are awesome and should be at least in top 5 football teams in the world. But. Judging on the last 2 games we should be in the bottom 5 Dont worry, it is just post World Cup Blues... look at Italy? The Keeper got a wicked bounce but watching it live I could not believe it!!! I hope the Poms bounce back. They are my second team of choice as I have English background
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Oct 13 2006, 03:23 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 07:58 AM) Dont worry, it is just post World Cup Blues... look at Italy? The Keeper got a wicked bounce but watching it live I could not believe it!!! I hope the Poms bounce back. They are my second team of choice as I have English background Yeah good point, and France, they were beaten by scotland last weekend, I've managed to miss the goal, not sure how really but i decided it was probably best
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bondiguy |
Oct 13 2006, 03:29 AM
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QUOTE(Christof @ Oct 13 2006, 03:23 AM) Yeah good point, and France, they were beaten by scotland last weekend, I've managed to miss the goal, not sure how really but i decided it was probably best If you have one masochistic bone in your body you have to check it out
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Jan 18 2007, 04:40 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 18 2007, 09:32 PM) Maybe pine trees that were pissed on. which reminds me of a joke I read in this great little book titled Excrutiatingly Gross JokesWhat's the best way to prevent forest fires? piss on a tree. Hmm not that gross. One of my faves is: A tramp walks into a bar and asks the barman for a toothpick. The barman thinks this is a bit weird but gives the tramp a toothpick and he leaves. About 10 minutes later and another tramp walks into the bar and asks the barman for a toothpick. The barman gives him a toothpick and he leaves. About 10 minutes later another tramp walks in and walks upto the bar. The barman seeing him walk in walks over to him with a toothpick and hands it over to the tramp. The tramp says 'no thanks can I have a straw please?' The barman now completely confused asks the tramp 'whats going on? I've just had 2 tramps walk in here and ask for a toothpick so how come youve now walked in and asked for a straw?' The tramp replies 'Oh nothing, someone had been sick outside and all the good bits have gone'
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Jan 18 2007, 05:10 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 18 2007, 05:05 PM) the book was a gift from a friend when i was in grade school. and I never claimed that it was a good joke. It was just a joke from the book. here's another one i remember... How is Madonna like a tampon? they're both stuck-up cunts. and another... what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job?? You can only hold one beer when you're driving.
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Jan 18 2007, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 18 2007, 10:10 PM) and another... what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job?? You can only hold one beer when you're driving. LOL What do you call a dog with no back legs and brass bollocks? Sparky
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Jan 18 2007, 06:07 PM
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QUOTE(Christof @ Jan 18 2007, 05:25 PM) LOL What do you call a dog with no back legs and brass bollocks? Sparky Good one and a dog with no legs you should call cigarette... cuz you take him outside for a drag. okay. I know that was dumb, but I have a headache.
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Jan 19 2007, 02:28 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 18 2007, 05:10 PM) and another... what;s the difference between driving and getting a blow job?? You can only hold one beer when you're driving. Im stealing that one... GOLD!!!! QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 18 2007, 06:06 PM) It doesn't make sense cuz you're looking at it from the wrong point of view. now imagine you receiving the blow job and not giving it and it should make a lot more sense. That is where he lets himself down... he is always the giver
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Feb 12 2007, 07:18 PM
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