Figured it was high time I started my 411, if I'm gonna get abuse on this board may as well give it a focal point

I've been on RMM on and off for a couple of years, until recently only checking the front page every couple of months ot so but I found the message board and got hooked.

Not a lot to tell really, I work on an IT helpdesk even though most of the geeks that phone up know WAY more about computers than I do, I guess I'm just better at making stuff up and convincing people I know what I'm talking about

I've just started a band, been playing bass for about 5 years now and looking upto Billy Sheehan as one of my idols. We will be playing mostly metal and classic rock, anything from Pantera and Rage against the machine to Led Zepplin and Deep purple. Musically I tend to like anything that isnt in the top40 Rock, Metal, Rap, old school Hip Hop, Gabba Techno.....

Urm... running out of stuff to say now, have a very warped sense of humour that most people dont get, which just makes me laugh even harder. Oh and Family guy is better than the Simpsons!

that talent has helped me get through life!



i won't respond to that as you're obviously trolling with that remark

Me? Trolling? never!

"Time for a sexy party!"

Sexy parties are good cant wait, anyone care to get the party started?

Welcome to 411 since you arent new to RMM

I'll start the party! With a nice wet kiss

WOW Diane, awesome pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome lips girl. Is there anything not up to par on you?? God damn.

awww you're so sweet

SEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY pic!!!! HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!

Welcome to 411

Welcome abreast... i mean aboard dude!!

Thanks very much, love this series of pics thanks


Holy crap! even your mouth is sexy as hell, all for a nice wet kiss hun


Thanks, great pic, such amazing boobs!


Ta very much

I need some help!

I need a band name and really suck at these kind of things
figured with the over active imagination of some of the people on the board there might be some good ideas here.

We have already considered Cramm (Classic Rock And Modern Metal) but that sucks, Discharge (apparently they are quite a big punk band from the 80s?) Kronos (Greek God who ate family for acting up, but band called that already too) just so you have an idea of the kinda thing we are after, hope someone has better luck thinking of something than we have been having.

Oh and if we use the suggestion I will buy that person a beer next time they are in England and within a 30minute drive from me

How bout The Anorexic Thugs, I suggested that as a good band name in another thread.

yeah, but Diane already booked her drummer under the condition that they would play under that name. You'll have to clear it up with her first.

What?! I invented that name. Intellectual theft I say! Whoever pays me the most money or gives me the best head can have it though

you could always name your band jork...

Welcome fella! I see the girls have given you fine welcome of their own!

There's a local band around here called the Well Hungarians. ...Give it time, it'll sink in... Funny, isn't it?

you should go for something creative like that, some sort of play on words.

I GOT IT!!!

You're the Pee guy, right? So how about something like Ura Nation. Feel free to pick your own spelling.

God Damn now that is a great name! i love it! jrock baby it's all about you lovey!

Still not sure I like being the pee guy

play on words are cool though, I wanted to go for Pant-Tearer as a play on Pantera but the rest of the band didnt agree with it

dude 1st of all what kinda music do you play? You can't have a name like Satans Sons if you play adult contemp! haha

Let me know your style and I'll help u with the name... although u can keep ur warm weak cats piss pommy beer! haha

The Morbid Flowers is pretty good

dude sorry i forgot... steer clear of pun names. They usually suck!

They are funny at firsst but lose their appeal... they are for shitty cover bands.

"The Be Sharps"

Yeah I know, I also Like Suck MNC but again its just crap I told you I was bad at names.

These are the bands we are looking at so far but this list might change - acdc, Beatles, Cream, Deep Purple, Deftones, Foo Fighters, Jimi Hendrix, KoRn, Led Zepplin, Nine Inch Nails, Pearl Jam, Queen of the stoneage, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, System of a down, Tool.
Also we will eventually be writing covers are just to get started, will hopefully be along the lines of deftones, faith no more style when writing.

I see no Nirvana in there but I'll let it slide.

Naming a band is a very personal thing so its hard to just throw names out there.

Undercover (but its cheesy)
Silent Thunder
The Riff
Six Strings

I was thinking more like Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three

O.K. I'll be Skinner, Gnappy can be Homer, Bondi can be Wiggum and who'll be Barney?

I'd make a good Barney! Overweight and boderline alcoholic, I couldnt make an artsy black and white film though well, or sing

Ah crap now when people click on my second page all they are gonna see is 'Overweight and boderline alcoholic'. Brilliant! Mix that up with pee guy and I think I may be given some kinda special hat so the other kids know not to play with me

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Best I can come up with for now. I'll keep looking.

How 'bout these???

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I like it!



We'll need codenames. I can be Cue Ball, Natalie you can be 8 ball, christof your 12 ball and Gnappy you can be Cue ball!

Don't worry, you won't need the hat



Not enough people where those Shriners hats....well except Shriners, I think I will buy one.





"You're an idiot."

Here is my proper welcome.

WOOHOO! BOOBIES! thanks very much Diane lovely pic and great smile thanks
Love your pic on the main page today too very sexy.

And now im off to prepare for st patricks day and drinking millions of pints of guiness and wearing silly hats

hahaha

Here's some suggestions. What's with you and hats anyway?
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It will be a stpatricks day hat, normally get a voucher with every pint of guiness you order, for 5 vouchers you can collect a large foam hat in the shapy of a pint of guiness or a drum or violin or stuff

Yeah, I got one a while ago. i tried to find a pic of it, but no can do. Here's one that seems like a newer design.
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Have a good time. And be smart. Not much is worse than staring into a pile of your own puke laden with green beer.

happy St. Patty's Day!!!

Pay has a guinness hat like that. The pic he posted of himself with it has unfortunately scarred me for life though

Well st patricks day was a bit of a let down this year, Not many people out at all and I think by about 7pm I was the only one still wearing the stupid hat. I tried to take a pic of myself wearing it in the mirror of a pub but I was a bit off centre. Also I dont normally look this gormless I was just very very drunk at this point and I thought I was smiling, and my camera phones a bit kak.

Not sure if I welcomed you yet or not, but welcome to RMM I also found something that I think you might like, it goes with your sig
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Oh yes... *shudders*

I haven't been able to have a Guiness since

Figured I best rescue my 411 before it drops off the page into the second page.

This is the second most recent pic I have of me after the guiness hat one, I'm the king of fancy dress!

And this is the previous years Halloween fancy dress effort, If this doesnt make Bondi come back then nothing will

Hopefully some of you lovely ladies will post some pics and stop me from having to dig out a pic of the previous years fancy dress and get things back on track

You are more than meets the eye

what you trying to say?

lucky I know what you mean, and for almost 6 months now i walk in my local pub and I get comments like that, the costume made me semi famous locally