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Double D's
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▫ Sep 1 2005, 12:05 Post #121
My therapist keeps telling me I'm only 2 outta 5 "Stalker Identity" markers soooooo
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▫ Sep 2 2005, 05:14 Post #122
just 2? herm...thought it was like 20....
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 2 2005, 12:58 Post #123
atleast a level 3... maybe 4? :P
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▫ Sep 2 2005, 17:51 Post #124
QUOTE(paybarraman)
My therapist keeps telling me I'm only 2 outta 5 "Stalker Identity" markers soooooo


that's good....the first step to recovery is admitting there is a problem :crazydude:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 2 2005, 19:51 Post #125
Bahhhhhhh!!!! Im harmless and all the lovelies know it!!!
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▫ Sep 2 2005, 19:51 Post #126
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Bahhhhhhh!!!!    Im harmless and all the lovelies know it!!!

:crazydude: :lol:
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▫ Sep 3 2005, 02:20 Post #127
sure u are harmless.... thats what they ALL say but it doesnt hold up in court....
trust me :ph34r:
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▫ Sep 4 2005, 03:22 Post #128
sounds like something said from personal experience..
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▫ Sep 5 2005, 07:15 Post #129
QUOTE(Narazbad)
sounds like something said from personal experience..


ummm... I dont know what your talking about? :blink:
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▫ Sep 5 2005, 07:48 Post #130
the harmless bit holding up in court
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▫ Sep 5 2005, 17:01 Post #131
haha damn well i haven't met you bet the name BTS strikes me because I used to mess around with a girl in my office at work whos name was Sherry.. and she had implants .. and since we gave all girls at work nick names hers was BTS... Big Tittie Sherry... :P Good times .. is your name sherry!????
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▫ Sep 6 2005, 07:37 Post #132
thats a nice theory for her nickname... dear god u have brains as well? :blink:
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▫ Sep 6 2005, 08:14 Post #133
i know...amazing...huh?
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 12:03 Post #134
He's a savant.......the ramblings just make sense sometimes......

BTW, therapist has downgraded me to 1 out of 5, so the restraining order sould be lifted anyday now........muaahhhahahahahaha!!!!!

Sorry, did I type that out loud???? :blink:
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▫ Sep 7 2005, 17:03 Post #135
QUOTE(paybarraman)
BTW, therapist has downgraded me to 1 out of 5, so the restraining order sould be lifted anyday now........muaahhhahahahahaha!!!!!


i think that's because you were scaring the shit out of him and he wanted you to stop stalking him and get the hell out of his office, lol :crazydude:
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 06:33 Post #136
nice work with the therapist pay... how much did it cost you???
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▫ Sep 11 2005, 19:33 Post #137
Dump your therapist and Tell Dr. Puppet whats ailing you !!!! You've got problems.. ive got solutions!
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▫ Sep 12 2005, 06:16 Post #138
QUOTE(Puppet)
Dump your therapist and Tell Dr. Puppet whats ailing you !!!!  You've got problems.. ive got solutions!


old Pay is a closet stalker Pup... what can you do for him?
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▫ Sep 12 2005, 11:04 Post #139
QUOTE(bondiguy)
old Pay is a closet stalker Pup... what can you do for him?

.....and Bondi and Naraz and JRock.....

We're ALL stalkers!!!! :P
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▫ Sep 12 2005, 12:59 Post #140
I hear castration works wonders for that propblem... that or bi monthy colonic cleansing!

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