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▫ Sep 21 2006, 20:57 Post #81
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It would  be like a Maine lobster. Top dollar when sold out of state, two for $15.99 when sold locally. Mainers are just a higher quality product.
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 22:08 Post #82
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haha. what's funny is that that comes one the screen when the zombies are attacking humans so they can eat their brains. And now we're talking about man meat. The connection you made I'm sure was inadvertant, but humorous for me nonetheless.
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 22:18 Post #83
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It's obvious how he found that site.  I'm sure when he was searching for man beef, man meat, and things like that, he was expecting to yield quite different results than man meat for nutritional consumption.


I was hoping nobody would make that WORNG connection.
Of course for me to think that I would have to forget where I was posting.
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 22:29 Post #84
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I was hoping nobody would make that WORNG connection.
Of course for me to think that I would have to forget where I was posting.

Welcome to RMMM... (rate my man meat) :unsure:
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 04:41 Post #85
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Canada has a rich cultural history? When I think of famous Canadians, the first name that comes to mind is Dudley Doright. Isn't he on the Canadian five dollar bill?


Who the fuck is dudley doright???

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Tourists are like ants at a picinic. Just something you have to put up with to enjoy the outdoors. Except ants won't stop you every fifteen minutes and ask for directions.


The funny thing is you can spot tourists from a mile away, in Australia just look for the people wearing the ridiclously coloured shirts with AUSTRALIA printed across the front or back and the ones holding stuffed koalas. I swear I think people make those shirts just to play a joke on the tourists!

Or look for the yanks that are drinking Fosters... because NO ONE in Australia drinks that shit
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:24 Post #86
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Who the fuck is dudley doright???
The funny thing is you can spot tourists from a mile away, in Australia just look for the people wearing the ridiclously coloured shirts with AUSTRALIA printed across the front or back and the ones holding stuffed koalas. I swear I think people make those shirts just to play a joke on the tourists!

Or look for the yanks that are drinking Fosters... because NO ONE in Australia drinks that shit

But here they tell us that Fosters is Australian for beer :wacko:
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:36 Post #87
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But here they tell us that Fosters is Australian for beer :wacko:


Bee--ear?
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:38 Post #88
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Bee--ear?

zackley!!!

Reminds me of the restaurant scene in Mickey Blue Eyes. :lol:
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 17:09 Post #89
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Who the fuck is dudley doright???
The funny thing is you can spot tourists from a mile away, in Australia just look for the people wearing the ridiclously coloured shirts with AUSTRALIA printed across the front or back and the ones holding stuffed koalas. I swear I think people make those shirts just to play a joke on the tourists!

Or look for the yanks that are drinking Fosters... because NO ONE in Australia drinks that shit

Dudley Doright is a Royal Canadian Mountie. He looks a lot like Jay Leno. It's a cartoon, if I remember right, it's part of Bulwinkle and Rocky. (A talking moose and a flying squirrel) I imagine most of the people who think up these characters do a lot of drugs.
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 17:36 Post #90
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The funny thing is you can spot tourists from a mile away, in Australia just look for the people wearing the ridiclously coloured shirts with AUSTRALIA printed across the front or back and the ones holding stuffed koalas. I swear I think people make those shirts just to play a joke on the tourists!

Or look for the yanks that are drinking Fosters... because NO ONE in Australia drinks that shit


You could DEFINITELY spot us a mile away. We were wearing shorts and had our beach stuff with us in downtown Sydney in August (which is pretty much winter time in Australia -- even if it gets up to 65F in the summer time). People were walking by and practically laughing out loud at us. But, I feel like I had the last laugh because I visited three different nude beaches in one day... :roflmao: I fell in love with my wife all over again on Obelisk Beach.

I don't think we drank much beer at all in Australia. Instead, we were drinking wine. Australia has one of the best wineries in the world -- especially for blended wines. The winery is Rosemount Estates. They have the whole gamut, but the best were the Shiraz and Shiraz-Cabernet bottles. I don't know if anybody can beat them on a price/quality basis....
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 22:52 Post #91
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You could DEFINITELY spot us a mile away.  We were wearing shorts and had our beach stuff with us in downtown Sydney in August (which is pretty much winter time in Australia -- even if it gets up to 65F in the summer time).  People were walking by and practically laughing out loud at us.  But, I feel like I had the last laugh because I visited three different nude beaches in one day... :roflmao:    I fell in love with my wife all over again on Obelisk Beach.

I don't think we drank much beer at all in Australia.  Instead, we were drinking wine.  Australia has one of the best wineries in the world -- especially for blended wines.  The winery is Rosemount Estates.  They have the whole gamut, but the best were the Shiraz and Shiraz-Cabernet bottles.  I don't know if anybody can beat them on a price/quality basis....


Spot on once again Isaac...glad yu had a good time here. We tend to have pretty mild winters compared to the countries most people on here live in. In summer it gets a lot hotter than 65F... Averages around 28C and regularly hits 30-35 with the odd scorcher thrown in too

A little known fact about Australia is the quality of our wines. Wines from the Hunter Valley and South Australia are world class. We export to places like Italy and France and when you can do that, you know you are making a quality drop!
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▫ Sep 25 2006, 04:16 Post #92
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Dudley Doright is a Royal Canadian Mountie. He looks a lot like Jay Leno. It's a cartoon, if I remember right, it's part of Bulwinkle and Rocky. (A talking moose and a flying squirrel) I imagine most of the people who think up these characters do a lot of drugs.


haha its Rocky and Bulwinkle... are things ass backwards where you come from? :P
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▫ Sep 26 2006, 03:42 Post #93
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haha its Rocky and Bulwinkle... are things ass backwards where you come from?  :P


Just keep moving your cute ass backwards until I say stop. :bonerfied:

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