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▫ May 23 2006, 04:28 Post #41
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
By the way, I wonder if those same people are trying to figure out plot holes and unrealistic situations when they're watching porn. :unsure:


YEAH!

Like why would that girl fuck that old fat hairy guy, she is obviously attractive enough to take her pic, and why don't nurses blow me when i have to go to hospital? Oh and why is that guy a pool cleaner when he has a footlong... he should be in Porn! :lol:
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▫ May 23 2006, 11:38 Post #42
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I hold those beliefs very strongly!
The theory that is out there and of which I believe is that their nanny, a friend of Cuntenys was shooting up with Kurt and provided him with heroin with a very high purity to it, alas leaving him unconscious. It was then the nanny who propped the shotgun into his mouth and pulled it, leaving no fingerprints and putting the needles back neatly into the container, locking the door from the inside and escaping through the window.

I believe KC was troubled but was a very different man once Francis was born and would not have left her by herself.

If u look at the Suicide note there is 2 distinct writers. The first and majority reads mainly as a farewell letter, as in KC was about to leave Nirvana. It isn;t until the second part starts that it reads more like a suicide note

It used to be "The butler did it.", but this is the 21st century so now it's "The nanny did it". Women have come a long way, I'm glad they're finally getting their recognition in conspiracy theories.
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▫ May 23 2006, 14:24 Post #43
QUOTE(bondiguy)
YEAH!

Like why would that girl fuck that old fat hairy guy, she is obviously attractive enough to take her pic, and why don't nurses blow me when i have to go to hospital? Oh and why is that guy a pool cleaner when he has a footlong... he should be in Porn! :lol:

:roflmao: Now THAT was funny. Would that be irony? :roflmao:
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▫ Jun 3 2006, 03:15 Post #44
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
There are a number of sites that debunk the Da Vinci Code.  I'm a lapsed Catholic but I think this book/movie tries to make a buck off of the Catholic Church, and Christianity in general as a prop.

The book out and out slandered Opus Dei, which is a quirky, strict Catholic group, but not affiliated in any way with violence, threats, or inside Catholic Church intrigue.

The Mary Magdalene stuff doesn't have a shred of proof to back it up.

The "Jesus as human being" original belief is false, too.  All evidence points to the Council of Nicea (referred to in the Da Vinci Code) as deciding how Jesus could be the Son, the Father, and the Spirit at the same time.  Not whether he was human or not.

The stuff regarding Roman Emperor Constantine is distorted also.  He definitely institutionalized Christianity/Catholicism in the Roman Empire, but did not fiddle with the inner workings or doctrine.

Finally, Da Vinci himself was non political and wouldn't have had a lot of motivation to do the stuff with his art that is alluded to in the book.


:ph34r:
Re: The RC Church and the DaVinci Code

( From: http://www.bettybowers.com/davinci.html )

There's no place like Rome! There's no place like Rome!

This man (on the left wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lamé gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress, accessorized with a 3-foot beaded peaked House of Whoville hat, and the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz) is worried that The Da Vinci Code might make the Roman Catholic Church look foolish.
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▫ Jun 3 2006, 17:26 Post #45
QUOTE(evade20)
:ph34r:
Re: The RC Church and the DaVinci Code

( From:  http://www.bettybowers.com/davinci.html )
There's no place like Rome! There's no place like Rome!

This man (on the left wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lamé gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress, accessorized with a 3-foot beaded peaked House of Whoville hat, and the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz) is worried that The Da Vinci Code might make the Roman Catholic Church look foolish.


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ Jun 3 2006, 19:44 Post #46
QUOTE(evade20)
:ph34r:
Re: The RC Church and the DaVinci Code

( From:  http://www.bettybowers.com/davinci.html )
There's no place like Rome! There's no place like Rome!

This man (on the left wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lamé gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress, accessorized with a 3-foot beaded peaked House of Whoville hat, and the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in the Wizard of Oz) is worried that The Da Vinci Code might make the Roman Catholic Church look foolish.

Funniest post I've read in a long while. Nicely done, the House of Whoville hat is a classic.
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▫ Jun 3 2006, 23:59 Post #47
QUOTE(closeup4)
Funniest post I've read in a long while. Nicely done, the House of Whoville hat is a classic.


Damn, Closeup, Did your 'puter eat another password? (or 2?) You're going to be a noob for life at this rate. :lol:

I wish I could claim credit for any of the cleverness. Somebody sent me a badly scrambled email about it sans the pic. I Googled the line " worried that The Da Vinci Code might make the Roman Catholic Church look foolish."

Who needs a brain? :huh: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain in the corner.
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 12:02 Post #48
QUOTE(evade20)
Damn, Closeup, Did your 'puter eat another password? (or 2?)  You're going to be a noob for life at this rate. :lol:

I wish I could claim credit for any of the cleverness.  Somebody sent me a badly scrambled email about it sans the pic.  I Googled the line " worried that The Da Vinci Code might make the Roman Catholic Church look foolish." 

Who needs a brain? :huh:    :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:

Pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain in the corner.


More on DaVinci...the man, not the book or the RC church issues.

When I was in Italy this April, I went to a couple of art/science exhibits about Leonardo and his various forms of genius. I hadn't realized that he could also "mirror write." Chick this link out and try it. Pretty amazing.

Just giving this thread a

:lol: :lol:
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 23:14 Post #49
Ok WTF is a QMUD???? :P
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 23:52 Post #50
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Ok WTF is a QMUD???? :P


Haven't figured it out yet? Come on Bondi, look at it through a mirror.... :lol: :lol:
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 23:54 Post #51
QUOTE(evade20)
Haven't figured it out yet?  Come on Bondi, look at it through a mirror.... :lol:   :lol:


lower case: qmud <> bump

D'oh
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▫ Jul 14 2006, 23:56 Post #52
TMTOYH.... spell that one out!

Too Much Time On Your Hands
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▫ Jul 15 2006, 00:00 Post #53
QUOTE(bondiguy)
TMTOYH.... spell that one out!
Too Much Time On Your Hands


:nahnah: The pot calling the kettle black! :fuckoff: :haha: Just kidding dude.

:lol:
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▫ Jul 15 2006, 00:24 Post #54
Hey I use my time efficiently! I eat, sleep, smoke, drink and surf... and fuck!
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▫ Jul 15 2006, 03:27 Post #55
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Hey I use my time efficiently! I eat, sleep, smoke, drink and surf... and fuck!

:ph34r: :lol: :lol: :roflmao: The absolute paradigm of efficiency I'm sure. Right.
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▫ Jul 15 2006, 03:54 Post #56
Are there more important things in life I am missing out on? :blink:
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▫ Jul 22 2006, 08:25 Post #57
Dan Brown is an utter hack of a writer. If anyone wants to look into the whole idea that Jesus actually moved on instead of died on the cross should check out Holy Blood, Holy Grail instead. It's fairly well researched and Brown ripped most of his stuff from it. It's an interesting work regardless of what you believe.

The Loose Change video is such a crock of shit as to be almost funny. It's what happens when people don't research what they're talking about, want to have a specific outcome as opposed to letting the facts dictate what is happening and want to have even more ammo to throw at the current administration ( like they need more shit to throw at these morons ).

You want real conspiracies? Check out JFK, RFK, John Lennon, Martin Luther King, Marilyn Monroe, DIA, S-4 or the Phoenix Lights. Hell, check out TWA Flight 800 and ask yourself why the CIA was involved on a domestic plane crash.

If you want really pertinent conspiracies, check your local headlines.

God, my first post on a boob board and it's about conspiracy theories!
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▫ Jul 22 2006, 10:50 Post #58
QUOTE(Urgewyrm)
Dan Brown is an utter hack of a writer. If anyone wants to look into the whole idea that Jesus actually moved on instead of died on the cross should check out Holy Blood, Holy Grail instead. It's fairly well researched and  Brown ripped most of his stuff from it. It's an interesting work regardless of what you believe.

The Loose Change video is such a crock of shit as to be almost funny. It's what happens when people don't research what they're talking about, want to have a specific outcome as opposed to letting the facts dictate what is happening and want to have even more ammo to throw at the current administration ( like they need more shit to throw at these morons ).

You want real conspiracies? Check out JFK, RFK, John Lennon, Martin Luther King, Marilyn Monroe, DIA, S-4 or the Phoenix Lights. Hell, check out TWA Flight 800 and ask yourself why the CIA was involved on a domestic plane crash.

If you want really pertinent conspiracies, check your local headlines.

God, my first post on a boob board and it's about conspiracy theories!


hey its ok... conspiracy theories and nice titties go hand in hand :D
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▫ Jul 22 2006, 14:17 Post #59
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
hey its ok... conspiracy theories and nice titties go hand in hand :D

Nice titties are nice in my hand too!!
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▫ Jul 22 2006, 19:03 Post #60
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
My brother dated a beautiful female lawyer -- who didn't believe we landed on the moon.  Can you imagine the 10's of thousands of people that would have to keep that secret???  All astronaughts and the mission control people knowing that they are basically staring at nothing and pretending that the people landed?  And the 100+ people who have gone into space?  The thousands of spaceship designers, and repair personnel, who are basically creating movie props under this theory?

And the moon rocks, what are they?  And space junk, what exactly is that?  And are satellites?  Are they real?  Because my GPS and satellite radio work pretty well for stuff based on a fiction.

I never got a chance to ask her about all this.  My brother broke up with her because she apparently thought that the "myth" of the female orgasm was a massive conspiracy theory, too.


And what about Bambi's moonwalking?????????

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