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▫ Apr 9 2007, 00:02 Post #501
:shuwks: An hour ago......fingered fore and aft....Mmmmmmm!!!!!!!! :P
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▫ Apr 9 2007, 06:26 Post #502
two hours ago and on easter... :o

The boy was like, "Isn't that a sin or something."
I laughed at him. :rolleyes:
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▫ Apr 9 2007, 06:58 Post #503
ive masturbated 4 times within the last 3 hours.... :( so much for my happy ending!
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▫ Apr 9 2007, 22:58 Post #504
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▫ Apr 11 2007, 23:50 Post #505
I gotta say whilst I was in The Damn (Amsterdam) I was smoking some local weed and my wife had a bit with me too, turns out weed makes her horny as a mother fucker! The sex that followed was the best i have ever had :thumbup:
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▫ Apr 13 2007, 17:27 Post #506
While I was visiting my mom for five days I wasn't getting any from numba as he had to stay and work. Needless to say I was horny when I got home last night but boy I didn't realize just how horny!! He made me come so hard and fast you'd have thought I hadn't had sex for months. *sigh*
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▫ Apr 13 2007, 18:58 Post #507
QUOTE(natalie)
While I was visiting my mom for five days I wasn't getting any from numba as he had to stay and work. Needless to say I was horny when I got home last night but boy I didn't realize just how horny!! He made me come so hard and fast you'd have thought I hadn't had sex for months. *sigh*


okay I have to say it . Pictures are worth a 1000 words .... :P
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▫ Apr 14 2007, 14:49 Post #508
I wanted some last night, but the boy was too tired... :blink: :( What's up with that??
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▫ Apr 14 2007, 14:51 Post #509
QUOTE(baby21)
I wanted some last night, but the boy was too tired...  :blink:   :(   What's up with that??


he needs replaced , maybe you change models and go to a older version about my height and weight .. and my enormous sex drive ..
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▫ Apr 14 2007, 14:54 Post #510
QUOTE(ddd35)
he needs replaced  , maybe you change models and go to a older version  about my height and weight  .. and my enormous  sex drive  ..


Nooo he does not need replaced.
He's my favorite :)
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▫ Apr 14 2007, 15:00 Post #511
QUOTE(baby21)
Nooo he does not need replaced.
He's my favorite :)

okay so dont complain cause he isnt giving ya any ..
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▫ Apr 15 2007, 03:19 Post #512
QUOTE(ddd35)
okay so dont complain cause he isnt giving ya any  ..


Ok, not to get defensive but just because I didn't get some one night doesn't mean I need to start looking for a new boyfriend...

I hope you were kidding.. because I'm pretty sure I can talk about anything I want to having to do with the topic of the board.
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▫ Apr 15 2007, 13:08 Post #513
QUOTE(baby21)
Ok, not to get defensive but just because I didn't get some one night doesn't mean I need to start looking for a new boyfriend...

I hope you were kidding.. because I'm pretty sure I can talk about anything I want to having to do with the topic of the board.


Yes I was kidding , you asked the question , WHats up with that? and I answered it ... DUH :nahnah: :P
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▫ Apr 15 2007, 18:57 Post #514
QUOTE(ddd35)
Yes I was kidding ,   you asked the question  , WHats up with that? and I answered it  ...  DUH   :nahnah:   :P


:blink:
Ok you answered my original question and then said I shouldnt complain if I didnt want to replace him...

[edit]

He came over last night and we cuddled ... which really turns me on for some reason when it's over at my place because we're ALWAYS over at his.
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▫ Apr 15 2007, 19:13 Post #515
I wanted some last nite too.. :( but i was too drunk to jack off.. I lacked the proper coordination! :ouchies:
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▫ Apr 15 2007, 19:14 Post #516
QUOTE(Puppet)
I wanted some last nite too.. :( but i was too drunk to jack off..  I lacked the proper coordination!  :ouchies:


Aww.. poor puppet.
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▫ Apr 15 2007, 23:18 Post #517
its ok ... ill make up for it today and jack off till im sore LOL :P
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▫ Apr 16 2007, 07:06 Post #518
QUOTE(baby21)
Ok, not to get defensive but just because I didn't get some one night doesn't mean I need to start looking for a new boyfriend...

I hope you were kidding.. because I'm pretty sure I can talk about anything I want to having to do with the topic of the board.


Forget 3d, some things are just too hard and reasoning with a simpleton is one of them

QUOTE(Puppet)
I wanted some last nite too.. :( but i was too drunk to jack off..  I lacked the proper coordination!  :ouchies:


:roflmao: funny coz its true?
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▫ Apr 16 2007, 14:52 Post #519
QUOTE(baby21)
:blink:
Ok you answered my original question and then said I shouldnt complain if I didnt want to replace him...

[edit]

He came over last night and we cuddled ... which really turns me on for some reason when it's over at my place because we're ALWAYS over at his.


Cuddlings good very good in fact !!! :drinkup:
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▫ Apr 17 2007, 00:16 Post #520
Fucking ain't to shabby either!~ LOL

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