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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 21 2007, 02:41 Post #421
QUOTE(cangirl18)
Well, my last "sexual encounter"  -i.e. fuckin'-  was on a liberator ramp last night. I love those things. You can prop up, hit good spots, support yourself, mmm

It's always more fun on a lib.

My favorite is to bend over the tall end cuz I was able to rock up and down on him without wearing him out.  I can be kind of demending...


I have seen those and wondered if they would be a good investment... I might have to check em out some more!

QUOTE(cangirl18)
I really wanted the ramp with the cuffs attached, but, sigh, no go. I'm working on him to get the wedge. I might have to pay for it all by myself. I'll do anything for intense doggy style.


If it involved you... I would do anything also! :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 21 2007, 21:05 Post #422



well cangirl these are the shapes , we have the wedge and the ramp .. they are allot of fun . :bonerfied:
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▫ Jan 22 2007, 04:08 Post #423
QUOTE(ddd35)
well cangirl these are the shapes  , we have the wedge and the ramp .. they are allot of fun  .  :bonerfied:


I have the ramp- use it like the wedge- bent over the t :wub: all end. Perfect.
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▫ Jan 22 2007, 04:35 Post #424
QUOTE(cangirl18)
I have the ramp- use it like the wedge- bent over the t :wub: all end. Perfect.


I like the ramp, looks like a worthy investment... also the stage looks like it could be replicated with many ordinary iitems you'd find around the home
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▫ Jan 22 2007, 15:06 Post #425
QUOTE(cangirl18)
I have the ramp- use it like the wedge- bent over the t :wub: all end. Perfect.


mmmmm what a dreamy thought ... :bonerfied:
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▫ Jan 23 2007, 05:16 Post #426
QUOTE(cangirl18)
I really wanted the ramp with the cuffs attached, but, sigh, no go. I'm working on him to get the wedge. I might have to pay for it all by myself. I'll do anything for intense doggy style.

can we define the term "anything"?
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▫ Jan 23 2007, 15:44 Post #427
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I like the ramp, looks like a worthy investment... also the stage looks like it could be replicated with many ordinary iitems you'd find around the home


the advantage is there made of a real dense foam , they dont give like pillows and they arent as hard as say a coffee table .. they take things to a whole new level .. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jan 23 2007, 21:43 Post #428
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
can we define the term "anything"?


Yeah.... maybe even you!!! :o
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▫ Jan 23 2007, 21:54 Post #429
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Yeah.... maybe even you!!! :o

:woohoo:
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▫ Jan 23 2007, 21:57 Post #430
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Yeah.... maybe even you!!! :o


However I dont think so :drinkup:
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 24 2007, 02:34 Post #431
First off.. I there still isn't the smilie, "This thread is useless without pictures" please find it and add it as it is well over due for some usage.

Now i want pretend I READ alot of the content.. because I have a life and I would have just made fun of someone along the way anyway.

But I will give away 2 awards in this thread!

This first going to Pay!!! around page 10 he actually burned someone and it was timely, made sense, and brought the funny!

My second award goes to Bob with this quote.

Bobalu
"Just so you know, the front page is ratemymelons... you're posting this message in the ratemymelson forum, which coincidentally is address RMM/chat. Go figure. people here might actually want to chat rather than just constantly post boobs all day."

This gets the WTF award for being retarded!!! YES WE REALLY DO WAnT to LOOK AT BOOBIES ALL DAY and posting helps this along!!

For this useless posting of yours you should be banished to the corner to be Closeups Boot for the next 2 hours!!! Maybe that will put the boob looking spirit back in you!!!

:whipya:

That is all!
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▫ Jan 24 2007, 03:33 Post #432
Watch out puppet's back...

*insert funny line from old Bruce Willis film here*

He's taking names and kicking asses
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▫ Jan 24 2007, 15:01 Post #433
QUOTE(Puppet)
First off.. I there still isn't the smilie, "This thread is useless without pictures" please find it and add it as it is well over due for some usage.

Now i want pretend I READ alot of the content.. because I have a life and I would have just made fun of someone along the way anyway.

But I will give away 2 awards in this thread!
This first going to Pay!!! around page 10 he actually burned someone and it was timely, made sense, and brought the funny!
My second award goes to Bob with this quote.

Bobalu
"Just so you know, the front page is ratemymelons... you're posting this message in the ratemymelson forum, which coincidentally is address RMM/chat.  Go figure.  people here might actually want to chat rather than just constantly post boobs all day."

This gets the WTF award for being retarded!!!  YES WE REALLY DO WAnT to LOOK AT BOOBIES ALL DAY and posting helps this along!! 

For this useless posting of yours you should be banished to the corner to be Closeups Boot for the next 2 hours!!! Maybe that will put the boob looking spirit back in you!!!

:whipya:

That is all!


I like the way you think !!!! boobs and more boobs
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▫ Jan 24 2007, 16:39 Post #434
QUOTE(Puppet)
First off.. I there still isn't the smilie, "This thread is useless without pictures" please find it and add it as it is well over due for some usage.

Now i want pretend I READ alot of the content.. because I have a life and I would have just made fun of someone along the way anyway.

But I will give away 2 awards in this thread!
This first going to Pay!!! around page 10 he actually burned someone and it was timely, made sense, and brought the funny!
My second award goes to Bob with this quote.

Bobalu
"Just so you know, the front page is ratemymelons... you're posting this message in the ratemymelson forum, which coincidentally is address RMM/chat.  Go figure.  people here might actually want to chat rather than just constantly post boobs all day."

This gets the WTF award for being retarded!!!  YES WE REALLY DO WAnT to LOOK AT BOOBIES ALL DAY and posting helps this along!! 

For this useless posting of yours you should be banished to the corner to be Closeups Boot for the next 2 hours!!! Maybe that will put the boob looking spirit back in you!!!

:whipya:

That is all!

Of course I want to look at boobs all day. But if you read my post, you would see that I chose the word "post" boobs all day. Meaning, for the women, posting boobs and nothing else would get tiring... they come here for the exhibition... they stay here because of the people they get to know here... through posting things other than boobs every once in a while.
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▫ Jan 24 2007, 18:14 Post #435
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Of course I want to look at boobs all day.  But if you read my post, you would see that I chose the word "post" boobs all day.  Meaning, for the women, posting boobs and nothing else would get tiring... they come here for the exhibition... they stay here because of the people they get to know here... through posting things other than boobs every once in a while.


makes me think of a cheer I heard at a game the other night ... You say REd we say BLUE or was it .. Oh never mind :P
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▫ Mar 21 2007, 05:00 Post #436
My last one was a quicky...

We were laying in bed watching T.V. and you could just tell he was getting turned on. He kept playing with my boobs and running his hands on me. Then he sits up real quick like he has this brilliant idea and says, "let's have sex!"

So he goes upstairs to check and make sure no one's home and I take just my jeans and panties off and hide under the covers. He comes back down and lays down, I quickly pulled his shorts off and crawled on top. He pulled my shirt up and took my tits out of my bra while he slowly worked is cock into me... I get really tight and we like to start things off nice and easy.

I knew we were short on time and that people were going to be home soon, so I talked dirty to him and played with my chest as I bounced up and down on him.. it really turns him on and he normally cums pretty quickly if we work fast. I could tell he was close because his eyes kinda roll back a little and he makes that "o" face.. which really motivates me to go faster and harder. Once he was orgasming I slowed down but kept moving hard until I knew he'd felt the full extent of it..

We laid there for a while and he gave me a kiss on the forehead.. we finished just in time because by the time we were cleaned up his brother was home :) .

Haha.. I'm not a super detailed writer, but I'll work on it. Thought it'd be fun to share this way.
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▫ Mar 21 2007, 07:46 Post #437
im to druk to dreak dthis post pbutim tusure it was gued :) I love this girsl
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 21 2007, 09:27 Post #438
QUOTE(baby21)
My last one was a quicky... 

We were laying in bed watching T.V. and you could just tell he was getting turned on. He kept playing with my boobs and running his hands on me. Then he sits up real quick like he has this brilliant idea and says, "let's have sex!"

So he goes upstairs to check and make sure no one's home and I take just my jeans and panties off and hide under the covers. He comes back down and lays down, I quickly pulled his shorts off and crawled on top. He pulled my shirt up and took my tits out of my bra while he slowly worked is cock into me... I get really tight and we like to start things off nice and easy.

I knew we were short on time and that people were going to be home soon, so I talked dirty to him and played with my chest as I bounced up and down on him.. it really turns him on and he normally cums pretty quickly if we work fast. I could tell he was close because his eyes kinda roll back a little and he makes that "o" face.. which really motivates me to go faster and harder. Once he was orgasming I slowed down but kept moving hard until I knew he'd felt the full extent of it..

We laid there for a while and he gave me a kiss on the forehead.. we finished just in time because by the time we were cleaned up his brother was home :) .

Haha.. I'm not a super detailed writer, but I'll work on it. Thought it'd be fun to share this way.

Your b/f is a lucky SOB! :thumbup:
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▫ Mar 21 2007, 14:47 Post #439
QUOTE(baby21)
My last one was a quicky... 

We were laying in bed watching T.V. and you could just tell he was getting turned on. He kept playing with my boobs and running his hands on me. Then he sits up real quick like he has this brilliant idea and says, "let's have sex!"

So he goes upstairs to check and make sure no one's home and I take just my jeans and panties off and hide under the covers. He comes back down and lays down, I quickly pulled his shorts off and crawled on top. He pulled my shirt up and took my tits out of my bra while he slowly worked is cock into me... I get really tight and we like to start things off nice and easy.

I knew we were short on time and that people were going to be home soon, so I talked dirty to him and played with my chest as I bounced up and down on him.. it really turns him on and he normally cums pretty quickly if we work fast. I could tell he was close because his eyes kinda roll back a little and he makes that "o" face.. which really motivates me to go faster and harder. Once he was orgasming I slowed down but kept moving hard until I knew he'd felt the full extent of it..

We laid there for a while and he gave me a kiss on the forehead.. we finished just in time because by the time we were cleaned up his brother was home :) .

Haha.. I'm not a super detailed writer, but I'll work on it. Thought it'd be fun to share this way.

Damn, baby. That was totally fucking hot.

I have a brilliant idea, how 'bout you come to Chicago and we'll have sex. :unsure:
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Melon Master
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▫ Mar 21 2007, 16:39 Post #440
QUOTE(baby21)
My last one was a quicky... 

We were laying in bed watching T.V. and you could just tell he was getting turned on. He kept playing with my boobs and running his hands on me. Then he sits up real quick like he has this brilliant idea and says, "let's have sex!"

So he goes upstairs to check and make sure no one's home and I take just my jeans and panties off and hide under the covers. He comes back down and lays down, I quickly pulled his shorts off and crawled on top. He pulled my shirt up and took my tits out of my bra while he slowly worked is cock into me... I get really tight and we like to start things off nice and easy.

I knew we were short on time and that people were going to be home soon, so I talked dirty to him and played with my chest as I bounced up and down on him.. it really turns him on and he normally cums pretty quickly if we work fast. I could tell he was close because his eyes kinda roll back a little and he makes that "o" face.. which really motivates me to go faster and harder. Once he was orgasming I slowed down but kept moving hard until I knew he'd felt the full extent of it..

We laid there for a while and he gave me a kiss on the forehead.. we finished just in time because by the time we were cleaned up his brother was home :) .

Haha.. I'm not a super detailed writer, but I'll work on it. Thought it'd be fun to share this way.

Of course he was getting turned on. Laying beside you playing with your tits would do it for any guy!
And damn that sounded hot.

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