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Member No.: 2922 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ May 17 2006, 15:48 Post #161
QUOTE(Assfucker)
My guess would be about 2 weeks :P
and yes the couch is comfy, but it's the 'pillows' that keeps me here :niceones:
thanks :cheers:


those aren't pillows, it's just bobaloo's ass :o
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Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006
▫ May 17 2006, 15:56 Post #162
QUOTE(Gnappster)
those aren't pillows, it's just bobaloo's ass  :o

I was wondering about the pimples :huh:
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ May 17 2006, 16:37 Post #163
QUOTE(Assfucker)
I was wondering about the pimples :huh:

Those aren't pimples, those are speed bumps. :2thumbsup:

How 'bout them Bears?
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▫ May 17 2006, 16:56 Post #164
QUOTE(Assfucker)
I was wondering about the pimples :huh:


:puke:
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▫ May 17 2006, 16:58 Post #165
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:puke:

well the puss makes for good lube :letsfuck:
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▫ May 17 2006, 18:51 Post #166
QUOTE(Assfucker)
well the puss makes for good lube :letsfuck:

You meant pus, not puss. Just thought I'd let you know. I know it's not a big deal, but I think you'd be in for a hell of a suprise if you mixed the two up some night. Can you imagine going down on some chick's pus/?? :puke:
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Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006
▫ May 17 2006, 18:53 Post #167
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Those aren't pimples, those are speed bumps.  :2thumbsup:

How 'bout them Bears?


Does that somehow prolong your pleasure when someone's fucking your ass or is it like a badge? :huh: :nahnah:
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Member No.: 15211 Posts: 861 Joined: 05/2006
▫ May 29 2006, 12:27 Post #168
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
You're right, moobs

Perhaps he could use a bro.  You know, the bra for the brawny, brawny man.

He has the best moobs I love to grab them when I'm on top of him :eatme:
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▫ May 29 2006, 13:02 Post #169
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)
He has the best moobs I love to grab them when I'm on top of him :eatme:


You're lucky Blondie, but I bet you two play a good game of grab the moobs and boobs :P
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▫ May 30 2006, 14:05 Post #170
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)
He has the best moobs I love to grab them when I'm on top of him :eatme:

:shuwks:

ditto on yer bOObs hunny :kisses:

BTW, while I'm here responding to me beautiful wife, let me just tell all the intraweb that she is the best wife I could ever have dreamed of marrying! I won't bore you with a bunch of lovey-doveys, but she takes the cake. I'm one lucky assfucker!

I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:
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▫ May 30 2006, 14:07 Post #171
QUOTE(Assfucker)
:shuwks:
ditto on yer bOObs hunny :kisses:
BTW, while I'm here responding to me beautiful wife, let me just tell all the intraweb that she is the best wife I could ever have dreamed of marrying! I won't bore you with a bunch of lovey-doveys, but she takes the cake. I'm one lucky assfucker!
I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!! :wub:   :wub:   :wub:


:cheers:

You two are too cute :)
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ May 30 2006, 17:23 Post #172
QUOTE(Assfucker)
:shuwks:
ditto on yer bOObs hunny :kisses:
BTW, while I'm here responding to me beautiful wife, let me just tell all the intraweb that she is the best wife I could ever have dreamed of marrying! I won't bore you with a bunch of lovey-doveys, but she takes the cake. I'm one lucky assfucker!
I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!! :wub:   :wub:   :wub:

:2thumbsup: Another happy couple :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
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▫ Jun 1 2006, 18:32 Post #173
QUOTE(Assfucker)
:shuwks:
ditto on yer bOObs hunny :kisses:
BTW, while I'm here responding to me beautiful wife, let me just tell all the intraweb that she is the best wife I could ever have dreamed of marrying! I won't bore you with a bunch of lovey-doveys, but she takes the cake. I'm one lucky assfucker!
I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!! :wub:   :wub:   :wub:

Well aint you sweet! That is so nice to say in front of all these people. :shuwks:

I love you too baby :kisses:
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▫ Jun 1 2006, 19:07 Post #174
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)
Well aint you sweet! That is so nice to say in front of all these people.  :shuwks:
I love you too baby :kisses:

People, what people :o

:kisses:
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▫ Jun 5 2006, 21:13 Post #175
Hey baby I sure hoped you liked your blow job in the car today.
It was sure fun for me :suckadick:
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 13:20 Post #176
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)
Hey baby I sure hoped you liked your blow job in the car today.
It was sure fun for me :suckadick:

considering I almost pulled the steeringwheel off, I'd say I liked too much :bonerfied: :bonerfied:

seemed like you need some protein too :suckadick:

:kisses:

Oh and it was good of you to finger your pussy to get me in the mood ;)
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 18:25 Post #177
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Nothing like using vestigial body parts for a good laugh.

whats vestigial? (yea, i know, i am reading this stuff late)
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 18:28 Post #178
QUOTE(Assfucker)
:shuwks:
ditto on yer bOObs hunny :kisses:
BTW, while I'm here responding to me beautiful wife, let me just tell all the intraweb that she is the best wife I could ever have dreamed of marrying! I won't bore you with a bunch of lovey-doveys, but she takes the cake. I'm one lucky assfucker!
I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!! :wub:   :wub:   :wub:

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh shucks! i want the loveydoveys! give us a few!
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 18:30 Post #179
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)
Hey baby I sure hoped you liked your blow job in the car today.
It was sure fun for me :suckadick:

lets see, what the hell is today...so the blow job was two days ago!!! i missed it!!

you know, if u read this thread backwards, which i just about did, its almost painful! the only thing that came out clear was someone got a blow job!
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▫ Jun 6 2006, 19:01 Post #180
QUOTE(boanna)
lets see, what the hell is today...so the blow job was two days ago!!! i missed it!!

you know, if u read this thread backwards, which i just about did, its almost painful! the only thing that came out clear was someone got a blow job!

:huh:
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