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Melon Master
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▫ May 18 2006, 05:32 Post #81
nice use of the UD
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▫ May 18 2006, 17:24 Post #82
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Not me, and not in a million years! :lol:


Thanks alot. :buti: :sad-smiley-042:
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Double D's
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▫ May 18 2006, 17:31 Post #83
QUOTE(damnyankee)
Thanks alot.  :buti:   :sad-smiley-042:

Ignore that Bondi clown hun....he's all talk....you know...making up for his shortcummings..... :)

psst bondi...... :fuckoff:
:P
:)
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▫ May 18 2006, 17:32 Post #84
QUOTE(damnyankee)
Thanks alot.  :buti:   :sad-smiley-042:


Sorry, Hun, It has nothing to do with you. :kisses: We both think your absolutely gorgeous. :niceones: (Oops, I shouldn't speak for Bondi! :lol: ) Oh and Bondi would still love a pic with "Bondi Approved™" written accross your lovely melons. (Oops, There I go,speaking for Bondi! :lol: )
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▫ May 18 2006, 18:10 Post #85
how in the HELL do I miss these threads.
Anyway, in conclusion, DY you are hot and more importantly you are Gnappster approved. It's like bondi approved except it's good.

P.S. more pics please!

That is all®
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▫ May 18 2006, 20:35 Post #86
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Ignore that Bondi clown hun....he's all talk....you know...making up for his shortcummings..... :)
psst bondi...... :fuckoff:  
:P
:)


Did I say, "Snakes...?" Bondi getting shit for something he did not do or mean. :unsure: :blink:
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▫ May 18 2006, 23:22 Post #87
Hi Damn
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▫ May 19 2006, 04:18 Post #88
QUOTE(damnyankee)
Thanks alot.  :buti:   :sad-smiley-042:


Oh DY you misunderstand! I was just joking how never in a million years would I have thought I'd be agreeing with Evade!!! haha

I joke 99% of the time but never about the sexiness of the females who post on RMM!

Honey... you are;

Bondi Approved ™

QUOTE(paybarraman)
Ignore that Bondi clown hun....he's all talk....you know...making up for his shortcummings..... :)
psst bondi...... :fuckoff:  
:P
:)


Pay... I have had sex this week!

and to borrow a trademark

That is all ®
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▫ May 19 2006, 06:15 Post #89
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh DY you misunderstand! I was just joking how never in a million years would I have thought I'd be agreeing with Evade!!! haha

I joke 99% of the time but never about the sexiness of the females who post on RMM!

Honey... you are;

Bondi Approved ™
Pay... I have had sex with week!

and to borrow a trademark

That is all ®

:blink:

sex with week? is that a boyfriend?, was he good? :haha: :haha:

:nahnah:
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▫ May 19 2006, 06:58 Post #90
:ph34r:
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▫ May 19 2006, 13:40 Post #91
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh DY you misunderstand! I was just joking how never in a million years would I have thought I'd be agreeing with Evade!!! haha

I joke 99% of the time but never about the sexiness of the females who post on RMM!

Honey... you are;

Bondi Approved ™
Pay... I have had sex this week!

and to borrow a trademark

That is all ®

Good For You!!!

But I thought that was called "....helping the sheep over the fence."
:nahnah:
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▫ May 19 2006, 15:32 Post #92
Hey Damnyankee, Ready for the weekend?
Hope to see new post or pics :flashboobs:
:thumbup:
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▫ May 19 2006, 15:55 Post #93
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Good For You!!! 

But I thought that was called "....helping the sheep over the fence."
:nahnah:


Bondi has already reminded me that it is the Kiwi's who have these starnge habits...
I was looking for a cartoon joke on that one but failed :unsure: I did find this, however"

An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer shagging a sheep.
The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer. He taps him on the shoulder and says, 'You know mate, back home, we shear those!'
The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, 'I'm not bloody SHEARING this with no one!'
:ph34r:
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▫ May 20 2006, 22:48 Post #94
QUOTE(evade20)
Bondi has already reminded me that it is the Kiwi's who have these starnge habits...
I was looking for a cartoon joke on that one but failed :unsure:   I did find this, however"

An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer shagging a sheep.
The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer. He taps him on the shoulder and says, 'You know mate, back home, we shear those!'
The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, 'I'm not bloody SHEARING this with no one!'
:ph34r:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ May 21 2006, 06:46 Post #95
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Good For You!!! 

But I thought that was called "....helping the sheep over the fence."
:nahnah:


Pay that's the Kiwi's who shag sheep.... so close but no cigar!!!

Evade very funny joke :lol:
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▫ May 21 2006, 15:27 Post #96
QUOTE(bondiguy)
.... so close but no cigar!!!


Looks close on a map maybe...Isn't NZ about 1000 miles from Oz? :huh:

Sort of like: In the eastern US if you ask someone about how far it is to the next city, he or she will give you an answer in miles.

If you ask someone from Texas or any of the other south western states...he or she will give you an answer in hours.
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▫ May 23 2006, 04:44 Post #97
Evade I am not sure of the exact distance but that would be close I'd imagane; 1600km.

It is a 3 hour plane flight from Sydney
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▫ May 23 2006, 19:18 Post #98
QUOTE(evade20)
Looks close on a map maybe...Isn't NZ about 1000 miles from Oz?  :huh:


QUOTE(bondiguy)
Evade I am not sure of the exact distance but that would be close I'd imagane; 1600km.

It is a 3 hour plane flight from Sydney


Isn't that the exact same distance? :unsure:
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▫ May 23 2006, 20:02 Post #99
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Isn't that the exact same distance?  :unsure:


Close enough...Somewhere in the South Pacific.... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

1 Km ~.6mi
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▫ May 28 2006, 07:45 Post #100
QUOTE(damnyankee)
I am glad that my pics were only used for this small magazine b/c penthouse is a rotten company to shoot for, glad to be done with it. I hope anyway.


I went looking for this magazine down in the local magazing, news, and tobacco shoppe, but all the pages were stuck together. Bobaloo had gotten there first and drooled all over them...at least I think it was drool. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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