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▫ Mar 23 2006, 18:03 Post #21
I can find a Simpsons quote for most any situation.

Oh nevermind, I thought that said USELESS talents :lol:
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▫ Mar 23 2006, 21:23 Post #22
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I can find a Simpsons quote for most any situation.

Oh nevermind, I thought that said USELESS talents :lol:

It is, however, a talent of which I am jealous. I thought I was a major simpsons fan till I started coming around here. I also thought I was rather Internet and computer savvy. You have mad crazy skills. And you're fast about it too. Where do you get your simpsons pics from??? I've done lame quickie searches and come up with too much garbage to sift through.

Also, which is the episode where homer gets the hogie from the company picnic and then takes it home and continually eats it throughout the episode. He even hides it behind the radiator. i was laughing my ass off the first time it ever aired and I've never seen it since. Know what one I'm talking about??
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▫ Mar 23 2006, 21:33 Post #23
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
It is, however, a talent of which I am jealous.  I thought I was a major simpsons fan till I started coming around here.  I also thought I was rather Internet and computer savvy.  You have mad crazy skills.  And you're fast about it too.  Where do you get your simpsons pics from???  I've done lame quickie searches and come up with too much garbage to sift through. 

Also, which is the episode where homer gets the hogie from the company picnic and then takes it home and continually eats it throughout the episode.  He even hides it behind the radiator.  i was laughing my ass off the first time it ever aired and I've never seen it since.  Know what one I'm talking about??


Homer seem to do that a lot with food. i.e. The big deep fried caramel,cotton candy ball. :lol:
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▫ Mar 23 2006, 21:50 Post #24
QUOTE(natalie)
Homer seem to do that a lot with food. i.e. The big deep fried caramel,cotton candy ball. :lol:

Belly... button... going... from innie... to... outie...

(If I had Gnappy's skills, I'd post the pic of the transformation of his innie --> outie)
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▫ Mar 23 2006, 22:20 Post #25
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
It is, however, a talent of which I am jealous.  I thought I was a major simpsons fan till I started coming around here.  I also thought I was rather Internet and computer savvy.  You have mad crazy skills.  And you're fast about it too.  Where do you get your simpsons pics from???  I've done lame quickie searches and come up with too much garbage to sift through. 

Also, which is the episode where homer gets the hogie from the company picnic and then takes it home and continually eats it throughout the episode.  He even hides it behind the radiator.  i was laughing my ass off the first time it ever aired and I've never seen it since.  Know what one I'm talking about??


awww shucks :shuwks:
I know most of the episodes and quotes but for longer stuff and pics I'll give away a couple secrets, cuz no one else probably cares anyway haha.
For quotes use snpp.com (springfield nuclear power plant) and use the search function at the bottom. For almost any pic you could ever need go to homerize.com, then go to framegrabs, find the episode you want and voila!

The episode you're thinking of is where Homer can't take the kids to Duff Gardens cuz he gets food poisoning.
A classic quote from that episode:
Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Homer: ........ Yes


QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Belly... button... going... from innie... to... outie...

(If I had Gnappy's skills, I'd post the pic of the transformation of his innie --> outie)


:blink:
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▫ Mar 23 2006, 23:30 Post #26
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:blink:

Have I stumped Gnappy on Simpsons Trivia???

I'll see if I can use your link to find the frame. Give me a moment.
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▫ Mar 23 2006, 23:45 Post #27
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Have I stumped Gnappy on Simpsons Trivia???

I'll see if I can use your link to find the frame.  Give me a moment.


Here it is...

Bellybutton going from innie to outie. It's from the one where he's a food critic and they have the food thing at the end. they plan to blow him up with the eclair. At one point he's overstuffed and his bellybutton pops out.

fg_377.jpg
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▫ Mar 23 2006, 23:48 Post #28
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
Nice work, Lynette!  Oh, if we're going to open it up like this:  I have degrees in journalism, economics, and information systems.  I have about half a graduate degree in telecommunications management.

I'm a great technical illustrator and my work is at IBM, Qwest, General Dynamics, BlueCross/BlueShield, Discovery Channel, PriceWaterhouseCoopers, Hewlett-Packard, Black & Decker, the U.S. Government, and about 10 different hospitals.  That's just a partial list.  Also, that activity is not my main job, it's just one of the one's I enjoy the most.  Usually, I manage complicated IT pre-sales and post-implementation processes.

I've written for publication.  I've also presented a scholarly paper (operations-support and integration) in Bondi's neck of the woods.

However, my ability to find the latest photos of naked celebrities is my proudest skill!!! :roflmao:

WOW!!! Impressive. But, can you draw boobs? LOL!
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 00:09 Post #29
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Have I stumped Gnappy on Simpsons Trivia???

I'll see if I can use your link to find the frame.  Give me a moment.

Okay. I'm an idiot. I totally misread Natalie's post. I don't know what I was thinking. I can now see why you were :blink:
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 02:21 Post #30
I guess my only talent is that I have an aptitude for languages. I took German for three years in school and I graduated from 13 years in french immersion. That basically means that I learned everything in french..math,science,social studies ect...I had an english grammar class and that was it until jr.high and even then things like business ed and the like were taught in french. Once you hit jr. high you slowly got more and more english classes so that by grade12 you only had french class. I graduated with a university credit because of it. I would love to learn more German and have always wanted to learn Spanish or Italian. I guess learning Polish would be nice too seeing as I'm half-polish. I don't know why my dad never taught my sister and I. :unsure:
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 02:27 Post #31
QUOTE(natalie)
I guess my only talent is that I have an aptitude for languages. I took German for three years in school and I graduated from 13 years in french immersion. That basically means that I learned everything in french..math,science,social studies ect...I had an english grammar class and that was it until jr.high and even then things like business ed and the like were taught in french. Once you hit jr. high you slowly got more and more english classes so that by grade12 you only had french class. I graduated with a university credit because of it. I would love to learn more German and have always wanted to learn Spanish or Italian. I guess learning Polish would be nice too seeing as I'm half-polish. I don't know why my dad never taught my sister and I.  :unsure:

Do you have any German in you?

Would you like some? :letsfuck: :P
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 04:44 Post #32
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 04:48 Post #33
QUOTE(wbushw)
I had some nice German in my last night!
Großer Hahn
:suckadick:

:bang: I am so close to. :drinkup:
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 13:49 Post #34
QUOTE(wbushw)
I had some nice German in my last night!
Großer Hahn
:suckadick:

pics? You know we always have to whore for pics. I can't get enough.
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 15:39 Post #35
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Here it is...

Bellybutton going from innie to outie. It's from the one where he's a food critic and they have the food thing at the end.  they plan to blow him up with the eclair.  At one point he's overstuffed and his bellybutton pops out.

fg_377.jpg


I remember it now!
When I first read it I took it out of context as being YOUR special talent :lol:
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 16:02 Post #36
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I remember it now!
When I first read it I took it out of context as being YOUR special talent  :lol:

my spontaneity is never subtle
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▫ Mar 24 2006, 16:30 Post #37
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
my spontaneity is never subtle


noted.
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▫ Mar 25 2006, 19:00 Post #38
I can't draw, can't play any instuments, the talents I have seem to be pretty useless. I'm real accurate with a M-16 rifle and .45 Caliber pistol. I can run a 5 mile race in under 30 minutes, but I've already peaked in that area. I can move a grand piano out thru a second story window. Now there's a talent that gonna be handy when I retire. Looks like I need to find a few hobbies.
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▫ Mar 25 2006, 19:31 Post #39
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I can't draw, can't play any instuments, the talents I have seem to be pretty useless. I'm real accurate with a M-16 rifle and .45 Caliber pistol. I can run a 5 mile race in under 30 minutes, but I've already peaked in that area. I can move a grand piano out thru a second story window. Now there's a talent that gonna be handy when I retire. Looks like I need to find a few hobbies.

Don't forget you have a great atlent for making girls feel sexy!! :flashboobs:
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▫ Mar 25 2006, 19:51 Post #40
QUOTE(natalie)
Don't forget you have a great atlent for making girls feel sexy!! :flashboobs:

It's my patented formula for panty-removing. :P I think one of the things that most woman find sexy is someone that knows how to listen. And Natilie, ever since you've joined RMM, you've posted some of the hottest pictures here. If you were lined up with a hundred woman, and all I could see were your tits, I'd be able to pick you out with no problem. First, I'd remove anyone with A,B,or C cups. Then, all the girls with small nipples would be out. Then all the fake boobs could be elimanated.Then, any pair that was less than perfect would be gone. That would leave you still standing.

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