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▫ Mar 28 2006, 21:47 Post #61
hmmm, well what rhymes with kettle besides mettle and settle?
bettle
cettle
dettle
fettle
gettle
hettle
jettle
lettle
nettle
pettle...petal! or possible pedal?
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 21:54 Post #62
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hmmm, well what rhymes with kettle besides mettle and settle?
bettle
cettle
dettle
fettle
gettle
hettle
jettle
lettle
nettle
pettle...petal! or possible pedal?


Lol.
Your not getting this are you.

kettle and hob
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 22:03 Post #63
QUOTE(penelope)
Lol.
Your not getting this are you.
kettle and hob


:huh: Apparently not.
I don't know if that's the answer or a better explanation of the question?
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 22:08 Post #64
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:huh:   Apparently not.
I don't know if that's the answer or a better explanation of the question?


Ok

Kettle and hob=fob (fob watch).

Does that make more sense?. :)
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 22:14 Post #65
QUOTE(penelope)
Ok

Kettle and hob=fob (fob watch).
Does that make more sense?. :)


haha NO!

1. How was I supposed to guess fob when I didn't even get the "hob" part in the original question. Do kettle and hob naturally go together? I'm not being sarcastic, I don't know what a hob IS?
2. I don't know of or have ever heard of a fob, whether it be a fob watch or fob refrigerator or fob dog.
3. I suck at this.

That is all.
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 22:24 Post #66
:nahnah:

The whole point of cockney slang was that 'outsiders' should not know what was being said...add in a language divide, and it's no wonder you are struggling!!

btw, a hob is the bit of a cooker that you put pots and pans on to heat...and before the days of electrickery, you would heat a kettle on a hob...

Here are some more common ones...

Loaf of bread

Brown bread

Trouble & strife

Donkey's ears

Whistle & flute

tit for tat
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 22:26 Post #67
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
:nahnah:

The whole point of cockney slang was that 'outsiders' should not know what was being said...add in a language divide, and it's no wonder you are struggling!!

btw, a hob is the bit of a cooker that you put pots and pans on to heat...and before the days of electrickery, you would heat a kettle on a hob...

Here are some more common ones...

Loaf of bread

Brown bread

Trouble & strife

Donkey's ears

Whistle & flute

tit for tat


I have enough trouble with American English...so...this is impossible for me, but it is interesting...I do speak really good Spanglish though... :roflmao:
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 22:30 Post #68
QUOTE(Gnappster)
haha NO!

1. How was I supposed to guess fob when I didn't even get the "hob" part in the original question. Do kettle and hob naturally go together? I'm not being sarcastic, I don't know what a hob IS?
2. I don't know of or have ever heard of a fob, whether it be a fob watch or fob refrigerator or fob dog.
3. I suck at this.

That is all.


Lol.You dont suck at this,I admire your efforts. :2thumbsup:

There are still lots of words that I dont know and others that I come accross that I havent heard of before and I only live 40 miles from London.

Only the other day someone told me "get that down your gregory" and I hadnt heard it before.

A hob is the hotplate on top of a stove,I didnt know that hob isnt used in america,See we both learnt something. :)
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 22:35 Post #69
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
:nahnah:

The whole point of cockney slang was that 'outsiders' should not know what was being said...add in a language divide, and it's no wonder you are struggling!!

btw, a hob is the bit of a cooker that you put pots and pans on to heat...and before the days of electrickery, you would heat a kettle on a hob...

Here are some more common ones...

Loaf of bread

Brown bread

Trouble & strife

Donkey's ears

Whistle & flute

tit for tat


Well I understand that. But it's like me asking if anyone can think of any words that rhyme with Chicago, and when no one can I say Oh I meant Chicago BULL. The answer is Pull. A rudimentary example but you get my drift. I at least need the whole phrase to have some chance at guessing it.
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 22:43 Post #70
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Well I understand that. But it's like me asking if anyone can think of any words that rhyme with Chicago, and when no one can I say Oh I meant Chicago BULL. The answer is Pull. A rudimentary example but you get my drift. I at least need the whole phrase to have some chance at guessing it.


Okay, okay....

Use your loaf

My mobile is brown bread...no signal

Get caught on here by your trouble and strife and you are in deep shit!

haven't seen Naz on here in donkey's

You look smart in your new whistle....reckon you need a titfer to go with that!

Now, that should make it all clear!!
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 22:45 Post #71
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
Okay, okay....

Use your loaf

My mobile is brown bread...no signal

Get caught on here by your trouble and strife and you are in deep shit!

haven't seen Naz on here in donkey's

You look smart in your new whistle....reckon you need a titfer to go with that!
Now, that should make it all clear!!


It sure does :blink:

Hey we have some pubs around here with names like that.
Do Elepahnt & Castle or Crown & Hand mean anthing or have they just bastardized your slang?
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 22:49 Post #72
QUOTE(Gnappster)
It sure does  :blink:

Hey we have some pubs around here with names like that.
Do Elepahnt & Castle or Crown & Hand mean anthing or have they just bastardized your slang?


No...pub names are a whole different subject...and usually have nothing to do with slang.

Use your loaf - loaf of bread - head

Brown bread - dead

Trouble & strife - wife
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 23:00 Post #73
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
No...pub names are a whole different subject...and usually have nothing to do with slang.

Use your loaf - loaf of bread - head

Brown bread - dead

Trouble & strife - wife


All I know is pig latin.

Ancay Eway Eesay Ouryay Oobsbay? :thumbup:
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▫ Mar 28 2006, 23:07 Post #74
QUOTE(Gnappster)
All I know is pig latin.

Ancay Eway Eesay Ouryay Oobsbay?  :thumbup:


I think the correct pronunciation and spelling is E - Bay?? :rolleyes:
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▫ Mar 29 2006, 17:00 Post #75
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
No...pub names are a whole different subject...and usually have nothing to do with slang.

Use your loaf - loaf of bread - head

Brown bread - dead

Trouble & strife - wife


Now some of it is starting to sound familiar...

Use your....loaf----Almost any phrase in the US that starts with "Use your..." generally points to using your head. (i.e. 'Use your noodle')

Brown Bread is not something I have heard but your example was fairly transparent.

I think I have actually heard "trouble & strife" as a reference to one's wife, but it definitely isn't common. It is more likely to have been shortened to " here comes trouble"... It better be said "tongue in cheek" with a smile, a wink and a kiss...or there will be trouble. :P

Damn, the tea party was a long time ago. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ Mar 30 2006, 09:08 Post #76
QUOTE(evade20)
Damn, the tea party was a long time ago. :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:


More Cockney please...got catch up after 200 plus years.... :lol: :lol:
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▫ Mar 31 2006, 02:00 Post #77
QUOTE(sweetnsexy)
haven't seen Naz on here in donkey's

You look smart in your new whistle....reckon you need a titfer to go with that!
Now, that should make it all clear!!


Donkeys ears = years

whistle & flute = suit

titfer = tit for tat = hat

:P
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▫ Mar 31 2006, 20:45 Post #78
QUOTE(evade20)
Now some of it is starting to sound familiar...

Use your....loaf----Almost any phrase in the US that starts with "Use your..." generally points to using your head. (i.e.  'Use your noodle')

Brown Bread is not something I have heard but your example was fairly transparent.

I think I have actually heard "trouble & strife" as a reference to one's wife, but it definitely isn't common.  It is more likely to have been shortened to " here comes trouble"...  It better be said "tongue in cheek" with a smile, a wink and a kiss...or there will be trouble. :P
Damn, the tea party was a long time ago. :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:


Do you mean trouble with the old carving knife?.
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▫ Mar 31 2006, 20:47 Post #79
QUOTE(penelope)
Do you mean trouble with the old carving knife?.


Or something like that.... :lol:

knife....wife?
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▫ Mar 31 2006, 20:48 Post #80
QUOTE(evade20)
Or something like that.... :lol:


Carving knife =wife.

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