Bobaloo

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 13 2006, 22:27 Post #1001

QUOTE(closeup)

Yeah, but then they'd burn their nose on the hot metal. I'm trying to be humane here.

touché

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Double D's

Member No.: 9243 Posts: 2,656 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Dec 13 2006, 22:42 Post #1002

what's the bumper sticker say? I'd like to send an xmas gift to one of you...how can we make that happen? And i don't mean your inbox.......
and yes it will be safe, sane and rated N or normal.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 14 2006, 04:08 Post #1003

Maybe I'll give Hitt, Gnappy and Bob my company address... that way any anthrax will be inhaled by our receptionist first!

QUOTE(ddd35)

witness protection , Im wanted it australia for beating a a drug induced street musician LOL :bang:

It would have been funnier if you said you were wanted for fraud

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 14 2006, 06:00 Post #1004

QUOTE(hott1976)

what's the bumper sticker say? I'd like to send an xmas gift to one of you...how can we make that happen? And i don't mean your inbox.......
and yes it will be safe, sane and rated N or normal.

well what fun is that?

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Maybe I'll give Hitt, Gnappy and Bob my company address... that way any anthrax will be inhaled by our receptionist first!

It would have been funnier if you said you were wanted for fraud

HEY-BAM-OH!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 14 2006, 10:25 Post #1005

QUOTE(Gnappster)

HEY-BAM-OH!

Which got the laugh... the first or second line?

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 14 2006, 15:55 Post #1006

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Which got the laugh... the first or second line?

both, but my money is on the second one.

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 14 2006, 17:51 Post #1007

QUOTE(hott1976)

what's the bumper sticker say? I'd like to send an xmas gift to one of you...how can we make that happen? And i don't mean your inbox.......
and yes it will be safe, sane and rated N or normal.

I'll have a picture of it affixed to my wife's car up here soon enough. I just need to get my car back from the dealer.

so what would you be sending us. I'll give you my address. any chance you'd be on my front porch wearing nothing but a red bow underneath a full-length fur coat? cuz that would be damn hot. I keep telling my wife that's what I want for christmas, but she doesn't think I'm serious... Besides, she doesn't know how to find you.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 15 2006, 03:24 Post #1008

QUOTE(Gnappster)

both, but my money is on the second one.

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 19 2006, 20:36 Post #1009

QUOTE(bondiguy)

what is it about my 411 that causes people to ignore it after bondi posts something???

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 19 2006, 20:59 Post #1010

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

what is it about my 411 that causes people to ignore it after bondi posts something???

I don't think it's bondi's posts

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 19 2006, 21:03 Post #1011

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I don't think it's bondi's posts

Well, then, I can think of no other reason.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 20 2006, 04:19 Post #1012

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

what is it about my 411 that causes people to ignore it after bondi posts something???

Well I am pretty much the last to post on MOST topics, so the chances they are ignored after my post is pretty high!

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Melon Master

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▫ Dec 20 2006, 15:11 Post #1013

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Well I am pretty much the last to post on MOST topics, so the chances they are ignored after my post is pretty high!

Well I WAS gonna post some compelling stuff but bondi ruined my train of thought.

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D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Dec 20 2006, 19:07 Post #1014

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

bad news: the mail took forever to get here today

good news: the mail finally came

bad news: only one check

good news: FHM arrived with vida guerra on cover

bad news: check for less than $100

Good news: package arrived from Gnappy

bad news: people in office know I associate with people from canada

good news: Gnappy is like the Canadian me so it's like I'm really just sending packages to myself

bad news: there's another person out there as messed up as I am

Good news: the bumper sticker was in the package from Gnappy.

Bad news: I can't display it on my desk at work

Good news: I drove my wife's car to work today... and I have my camera

bad news: If I stuck that bumper sticker on my wife's car, she'd be pissed.

good news: I don't care.

Bad news: I dropped off my wife's car at the dealer today for more warranty work, which means I can't put it on her car and take a pic just yet

Good news: I'll get it back either at the end of the day or sometime tomorrow.

Bad news: I'm very impatient

Good news: I'll get over it.

Bad news: most people don't read past the second sentence of my posts

good news: I'll have a pic of the bumper sticker on my wife's car very soon.

That was the funniest posting I've read in a long time that contained no refrences to being gay or simpsons. Way to go.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Dec 20 2006, 19:08 Post #1015

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Well I WAS gonna post some compelling stuff but bondi ruined my train of thought.

that happens , he did as I understand derail the monorail as well ..

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Melon Master

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▫ Dec 20 2006, 19:14 Post #1016

QUOTE(ddd35)

that happens , he did as I understand derail the monorail as well ..

spotted

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Dec 20 2006, 19:21 Post #1017

QUOTE(Gnappster)

spotted

Yee HAAA Finnally a spotted all my own ..

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Dec 21 2006, 05:14 Post #1018

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Well I WAS gonna post some compelling stuff but bondi ruined my train of thought.

Well sorry for dropping a pencil down your arse crack!

QUOTE(Gnappster)

spotted

Well actually it was a different episode, so partial credit

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Dec 21 2006, 15:28 Post #1019

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Well sorry for dropping a pencil down your arse crack!

As i typed my post I was thinking there was a simpsons reference about train of thought or something, but couldn't put my finger on it. THAT was the scene I was trying to remember

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Dec 21 2006, 22:55 Post #1020

QUOTE(natalie)

That was the funniest posting I've read in a long time that contained no refrences to being gay or simpsons. Way to go.

considering there are only about 2-3 posts per day not pertaining to a simpsons episode, my being funny kinda happens by default.

on to more important things...

I had a dream about you last night... or maybe it was two nights ago. I can't remember. Stranglely enough, you weren't naked. :wacko:

I gotta go talk to my brain and tell it to start having you naked when I dream of you.

Actually, the dream I had warrants more detail than I can describe right now. I'll try to post something worth while later tonight or tomorrow sometimes.

Thanks for posting in my thread, Nat, and showing everyone in here what having a great avatar is all about

Love,

Bobaloo

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