the lesbian pics won't at all hurt my feelings...actually it may make someone stop by, comment on something other than simpsons and maybe catch a glimpse of me!
I love cuttin' up on you boys. By the way..did you know Puppet is 101 years old today?
the lesbian pics won't at all hurt my feelings...actually it may make someone stop by, comment on something other than simpsons and maybe catch a glimpse of me!
I love cuttin' up on you boys. By the way..did you know Puppet is 101 years old today?
(Oh my gosh!!! A real conversation in my thread. I dont' even know if I remember how to have one)
Okay. the lesbian pic is posted for all to enjoy. I can handle a good cut-up every now and then. Hell, I give enough people here a hard enough time, I'd be a fool not to expect it back sometimes.
Wow, 101 years old you say??? Maybe he'll get some bday money sent his way so he can pay the bill at the ho!
Okay. If I don't prompt some type of discussion in here, activity in my thread will become as scarce as 3d's legitimate pictures collection. but herein lies the problem. I'm not really creative enough to come up with my own discussion. I do have one ace up my sleeve however... A picture is worth about 1000 words, as they say. So I'll post a picture, and the hoards of people who hang out in this very cool place can discuss it. How's that sound?
Okay. If I don't prompt some type of discussion in here, activity in my thread will become as scarce as 3d's legitimate pictures collection. but herein lies the problem. I'm not really creative enough to come up with my own discussion. I do have one ace up my sleeve however... A picture is worth about 1000 words, as they say. So I'll post a picture, and the hoards of people who hang out in this very cool place can discuss it. How's that sound?
Okay. here's your pic...
Okay. I'll start the discussion with this great story...
My wife's twin is dating this real weirdo. I can go on and on, but I'll do my best to be succinct. This guy and his ex-girlfriend from a while ago wore matching hemp necklaces. Well, that's no big deal, but then I found out they also wore matching toe rings. kinda fem if you ask me. what's worse is that he wanted to perpetuate that lame-ass idea with my wife's twin when they started dating... he was all upset cuz his toe ring broke. So they went out and bought matching toe rings and hemp necklaces.
Okay, that's your preface. here's the good part:
I found out, through conversation, not experience, that he likes to wear thongs. yup, that's right. his underwear of choice is that of strippers, soft porn stars, and crossdressers. And not that I'd understand even if he were, but this guy is not cut in the least. He's not really fat, either; I'm sure his is a flabby ass that would have no possiblity of turning on the horniest of fat girls. so WTF is he thinking???
Now, I know his choice of underwear really isn't any of my business, and to be honest I really don't even care that much. But it is a great conversation piece and a great way to solicit some laughs at someone else's expense.
The reason I posted the pic is because he recently got a job in construction. Can you imagine if his sledgehammer-swingin' union brother got a look at him bending over and saw not the expected plumbers crack, but instead the thong creeping up from above the waste band of his Carharts??? Too funny.
Just thought I'd share that really long fucking story with you. So much for being succinct.
Okay. I'll start the discussion with this great story...
My wife's twin is dating this real weirdo. I can go on and on, but I'll do my best to be succinct. This guy and his ex-girlfriend from a while ago wore matching hemp necklaces. Well, that's no big deal, but then I found out they also wore matching toe rings. kinda fem if you ask me. what's worse is that he wanted to perpetuate that lame-ass idea with my wife's twin when they started dating... he was all upset cuz his toe ring broke. So they went out and bought matching toe rings and hemp necklaces.
Okay, that's your preface. here's the good part:
I found out, through conversation, not experience, that he likes to wear thongs. yup, that's right. his underwear of choice is that of strippers, soft porn stars, and crossdressers. And not that I'd understand even if he were, but this guy is not cut in the least. He's not really fat, either; I'm sure his is a flabby ass that would have no possiblity of turning on the horniest of fat girls. so WTF is he thinking???
Now, I know his choice of underwear really isn't any of my business, and to be honest I really don't even care that much. But it is a great conversation piece and a great way to solicit some laughs at someone else's expense.
The reason I posted the pic is because he recently got a job in construction. Can you imagine if his sledgehammer-swingin' union brother got a look at him bending over and saw not the expected plumbers crack, but instead the thong creeping up from above the waste band of his Carharts??? Too funny.
Just thought I'd share that really long fucking story with you. So much for being succinct.
FYI. the above post is just a touch over 300 words.
Okay. I'll start the discussion with this great story...
My wife's twin is dating this real weirdo. I can go on and on, but I'll do my best to be succinct. This guy and his ex-girlfriend from a while ago wore matching hemp necklaces. Well, that's no big deal, but then I found out they also wore matching toe rings. kinda fem if you ask me. what's worse is that he wanted to perpetuate that lame-ass idea with my wife's twin when they started dating... he was all upset cuz his toe ring broke. So they went out and bought matching toe rings and hemp necklaces.
Okay, that's your preface. here's the good part:
I found out, through conversation, not experience, that he likes to wear thongs. yup, that's right. his underwear of choice is that of strippers, soft porn stars, and crossdressers. And not that I'd understand even if he were, but this guy is not cut in the least. He's not really fat, either; I'm sure his is a flabby ass that would have no possiblity of turning on the horniest of fat girls. so WTF is he thinking???
Now, I know his choice of underwear really isn't any of my business, and to be honest I really don't even care that much. But it is a great conversation piece and a great way to solicit some laughs at someone else's expense.
The reason I posted the pic is because he recently got a job in construction. Can you imagine if his sledgehammer-swingin' union brother got a look at him bending over and saw not the expected plumbers crack, but instead the thong creeping up from above the waste band of his Carharts??? Too funny.
Just thought I'd share that really long fucking story with you. So much for being succinct.
This guy sounds like a real piece of work. I know the kind of build you're talking about, the skinny fat guy. And rest assured, his construction buddies will find him out sooner or later, and hopefully you find out the aftermath when they do.
This guy sounds like a real piece of work. I know the kind of build you're talking about, the skinny fat guy. And rest assured, his construction buddies will find him out sooner or later, and hopefully you find out the aftermath when they do.
Well, if I do find out the aftermath, I'll be sure to keep you updated.
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that's the equivalent of like 10 of my posts
Funny cuz it's true candidate
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or 20 of bondi's
also funny cuz it's true candidate.
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or 325 of evade's
Hilarious cuz it is so freaking true even though it's a little under-exaggerated winner!!!
I didn't realize he was the coolest
(Wow, I haven't seen that smiley since evade was on his homage kick)
