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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:41 Post #521
QUOTE(boanna)
that would be a fun side job!

speaking of side jobs...theres one HOT job i have always wanted....at a professional baseball game, when the players are stretching before the game...theres always a stretching helper, grabbing their legs, wrenching them over their heads....I WANNA BE THAT STRETCHER! i'd do it for free!
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:42 Post #522
QUOTE(natalie)
LOL We really must be twins! :lol:

except u are tanner than me....show me your tan lines!
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:42 Post #523
So the banana gets soft too quickly, I thought you wanted something lifelike. :P
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:42 Post #524
QUOTE(boanna)
speaking of side jobs...theres one HOT job i have always wanted....at a professional baseball game, when the players are stretching before the game...theres always a stretching helper, grabbing their legs, wrenching them over their heads....I WANNA BE THAT STRETCHER!  i'd do it for free!

You know, Bo, I need to work on my flexibility. Maybe you and I can work something out. :unsure:
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:43 Post #525
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
twins!  now we're talking.  You know, my little lady is a twin, but there's no action happening there. I've tried to bring it up.  I gave her an ultimatum, I said you and your sister or anal.  I'd have preferred if she picked the sister option... my ass is still killing me.

anal, hands down. yours too
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:43 Post #526
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
twins!  now we're talking.  You know, my little lady is a twin, but there's no action happening there. I've tried to bring it up.  I gave her an ultimatum, I said you and your sister or anal.  I'd have preferred if she picked the sister option... my ass is still killing me.


LMFAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:44 Post #527
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
You know, Bo, I need to work on my flexibility.  Maybe you and I can work something out. :unsure:

or up, in my case
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:44 Post #528
QUOTE(boanna)
except u are tanner than me....show me your tan  lines!


Are you kidding! I'm so incredibly white it's embarassing. Way to go hubby in using good lighting! :2thumbsup:
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:47 Post #529
QUOTE(natalie)
Are you kidding! I'm so incredibly white it's embarassing. Way to go hubby in using good lighting! :2thumbsup:

show me, i will be the judge of whos tan and whos not
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:49 Post #530
Remember the rules, twenty posts without a picture can't happen without you ladies earning a :spankin:
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:50 Post #531
QUOTE(closeup)
Remember the rules, twenty posts without a picture can't happen without you ladies earning a  :spankin:

notice the play on words....earning! i'll take the spank....spank me when u do that...one of my favorite sayings
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:50 Post #532
QUOTE(boanna)
show me, i will be the judge of whos tan and whos not


Sorry, I ain't showing my white ass for nobody! You'll just have to take my word on it. Plus, when I do tan I got's no tan lines. I don't like em'. :flashboobs:
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:52 Post #533
QUOTE(natalie)
Sorry, I ain't showing my white ass for nobody! You'll just have to take my word on it. Plus, when I do tan I got's no tan lines. I don't like em'. :flashboobs:

That's a shame. I bet it's a sexy white ass.
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:53 Post #534
QUOTE(closeup)
Remember the rules, twenty posts without a picture can't happen without you ladies earning a  :spankin:

woops, howd that get here? must have slipped pickin a pic!
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:54 Post #535
Alright, you asked me to. :spankin: Wait a minute, No picture, no spanking. See if that works.
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:54 Post #536
QUOTE(natalie)
Sorry, I ain't showing my white ass for nobody! You'll just have to take my word on it. Plus, when I do tan I got's no tan lines. I don't like em'. :flashboobs:

aaahhhh, shucks! dang. no natass pic!
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:55 Post #537
QUOTE(boanna)
woops, howd that get here? must have slipped pickin a pic!

yeah, I know what you'd rather use that finger for. I just wish it were mine.
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:56 Post #538
QUOTE(closeup)
Alright, you asked me to. :spankin:   Wait a minute, No picture, no spanking. See if that works.

nope, we posted enough pics in this thread today. u gotta take what u already got! greedy! that'll get U a spankin
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:57 Post #539
QUOTE(boanna)
woops, howd that get here? must have slipped pickin a pic!

I don't make the rules. I'm just trying to protect Natalies 411 from being all text. I'm looking out for you sexy.
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▫ Apr 17 2006, 21:57 Post #540
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
yeah, I know what you'd rather use that finger for.  I just wish it were mine.

why, why, why! you always top me! gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrr
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