I Will No Longer Be The Same After Today

B Cup

Member No.: 9990 Posts: 249 Joined: 08/2005

▫ Feb 23 2006, 06:53 Post #41

Autopsies aren't all they're cracked up to be. CAll your county ME/Coroner, you could probably attend an autopsy. Just be sure it is not of a child. The first autopsy is hard to attend but a child... horrible... sleep disrupting. The youngest I've attended was 17. Fortunately none of the really young child deaths I've investigated required my presence.

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 23 2006, 07:08 Post #42

QUOTE(7mary3)

Autopsies aren't all they're cracked up to be. CAll your county ME/Coroner, you could probably attend an autopsy. Just be sure it is not of a child. The first autopsy is hard to attend but a child... horrible... sleep disrupting. The youngest I've attended was 17. Fortunately none of the really young child deaths I've investigated required my presence.

Yeah I dont think I could watch a child:( Where I live 99% of the deaths are of natural causes illness and that sort. Very rare to have a murder and accident now and than.

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D Cup

Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Feb 23 2006, 08:41 Post #43

QUOTE(diane26)

In a few short hours I am going to be forced to cut apart a sheeps eyeball. :puke:

Good times...

How'd it go? Maybe you already said but I haven't read the entire thread yet.

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 23 2006, 17:50 Post #44

QUOTE(ontippytoes)

Good times...

How'd it go? Maybe you already said but I haven't read the entire thread yet.

Good times WOMAN Bleck. It didn't was postponed until next wedns. lab cause the lab tech forgot the eyeballs so since we are doing a pigs heart and respiratory system than anyway we will do the eyeball :puke:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 23 2006, 17:58 Post #45

QUOTE(diane26)

Good times WOMAN Bleck. It didn't was postponed until next wedns. lab cause the lab tech forgot the eyeballs so since we are doing a pigs heart and respiratory system than anyway we will do the eyeball :puke:

forgot the eyeballs? that's a phrase you don't hear everyday.

was he at starbucks and accidentally left them on the counter?

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Feb 23 2006, 18:07 Post #46

QUOTE(Gnappster)

forgot the eyeballs? that's a phrase you don't hear everyday.

was he at starbucks and accidentally left them on the counter?

LOL no left them at the main campus our teacher told him he will have to rush back over and put them back in the cooler or next week will get a lot more interesting for us!!

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Mar 4 2006, 21:57 Post #47

Ok time to start bumping since the boards are so dead and I am afraid to create new posts:P

To update on this, this past wends. was the day I though took no part in it. They did not even have masks I kept a nice distance and the smell was overwhelming I got close enough to the Eyeball to see it had eyelashes and that was enough for me.

I know it is crazy but I have a phobia or I dunno what you want to call it but I cant stand to see small things grouped together in masses best way I can describe it.

Mold, ChickenPox, Stitches bunch of small things in large quanities I just want to get sick. The big ass eyelashes did me in :puke:

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D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Mar 4 2006, 22:07 Post #48

QUOTE(diane26)

Ok time to start bumping since the boards are so dead and I am afraid to create new posts:P

To update on this, this past wends. was the day I though took no part in it. They did not even have masks I kept a nice distance and the smell was overwhelming I got close enough to the Eyeball to see it had eyelashes and that was enough for me.

I know it is crazy but I have a phobia or I dunno what you want to call it but I cant stand to see small things grouped together in masses best way I can describe it.

Mold, ChickenPox, Stitches bunch of small things in large quanities I just want to get sick. The big ass eyelashes did me in :puke:

Eyelashes!!What the hell...did they have them in the sheeps head at the time? We disected cow's eyeballs and there were definitely no eyelashes. :unsure:

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Mar 4 2006, 22:10 Post #49

QUOTE(natalie)

Eyelashes!!What the hell...did they have them in the sheeps head at the time? We disected cow's eyeballs and there were definitely no eyelashes. :unsure:

Not in the head but eyelashes were on the eyeball so I had enough.

Grass stuff was in the Trachea of the pig :puke:

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D Cup

Member No.: 12055 Posts: 2,225 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Mar 5 2006, 06:02 Post #50

I remember dissecting a frog in high school. It took me longer than anybody else because mine was pregnant and I had to scoop all the eggs out before I could do much of anything else.

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D Cup

Member No.: 12313 Posts: 1,028 Joined: 12/2005

▫ Mar 5 2006, 06:39 Post #51

I´m so happy that we don´t have to do things like that in our school...I remember when I was younger we had to cut a fish...it was terrible!

We practise in our school with dolls

Except injections

And now I´m going to do my last training in operating theatre, I´m so excited!!

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Mar 29 2006, 18:11 Post #52

Today starts phase two on the gross shit we have to do.

I will be skinning a cat today and start cutting it open.

Lord help me:(

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 29 2006, 18:36 Post #53

QUOTE(diane26)

Ok time to start bumping since the boards are so dead and I am afraid to create new posts:P

To update on this, this past wends. was the day I though took no part in it. They did not even have masks I kept a nice distance and the smell was overwhelming I got close enough to the Eyeball to see it had eyelashes and that was enough for me.

I know it is crazy but I have a phobia or I dunno what you want to call it but I cant stand to see small things grouped together in masses best way I can describe it.

Mold, ChickenPox, Stitches bunch of small things in large quanities I just want to get sick. The big ass eyelashes did me in :puke:

No offense but that is a weird phobia. So if you saw a crowd of people from an airplane you would be grossed out?
(btw I don't know how you are gonna be a nurse, they have to deal with some GROSS GROSS situations)

QUOTE(summoner)

We practise in our school with dolls

Except injections

And now I´m going to do my last training in operating theatre, I´m so excited!!

I gotta ask, does that go for Sex Education too?

QUOTE(diane26)

Today starts phase two on the gross shit we have to do.
I will be skinning a cat today and start cutting it open.
Lord help me:(

Yikes, what's next week, shooting Ol' Yeller?

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Mar 30 2006, 00:07 Post #54

QUOTE(Gnappster)

No offense but that is a weird phobia. So if you saw a crowd of people from an airplane you would be grossed out?
(btw I don't know how you are gonna be a nurse, they have to deal with some GROSS GROSS situations)
I gotta ask, does that go for Sex Education too?

Yikes, what's next week, shooting Ol' Yeller?

LOL No I wouldnt be freaked out it is small things in masses that freak me out like totay you could see the buds on the cats tongue totally gross.

Today was sick all together.

I dunno how I am gonna do it either gnappy I am sure I will get through it though.

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B Cup

Member No.: 13864 Posts: 291 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Mar 30 2006, 01:32 Post #55

QUOTE(diane26)

LOL No I wouldnt be freaked out it is small things in masses that freak me out like totay you could see the buds on the cats tongue totally gross.

Today was sick all together.
I dunno how I am gonna do it either gnappy I am sure I will get through it though.

I think the most difficult things a nurse would have to do would be to perform a digital extraction on a patient.

Or, give Star Jones a spongebath after her breast enhancement.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 30 2006, 13:16 Post #56

Diane,

Just don't get caught drinking and driving in Los Angelos County, California...Part of the mandated punishment is a chance to veiw an autopsy of a victim of an auto accident fatality...

As ghoulish as this sounds, LA has found that this experience has reduced recidivism especially with youthful offenders. The program is funded by an online store called "Skeletons in the Closet" http://lacstores.co.la.ca.us/coroner/

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Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 30 2006, 14:42 Post #57

QUOTE(evade20)

Diane,

Just don't get caught drinking and driving in Los Angelos County, California...Part of the mandated punishment is a chance to veiw an autopsy of a victim of an auto accident fatality...

As ghoulish as this sounds, LA has found that this experience has reduced recidivism especially with youthful offenders. The program is funded by an online store called "Skeletons in the Closet" http://lacstores.co.la.ca.us/coroner/

Impolite Things to Say at a Wake (or an autopsy

)
* So, what are you gonna do with his golf clubs?
* Who do I talk to about his bar tab?
* Of course you’ll miss him, he didn’t molest you.
* How long you think until he starts to stink?
* Wow! Other than his wife, is there anyone in this room he didn’t bang?
* Say what you will, Madame Toussot does nice work.
* It’s weird not seeing him drunk.
* I always thought he was gay.
* Isn’t that suit gonna be a little warm for Hell?
* So now that you’re a widow, what do you do? Masturbate?
* I was there when he died. Man, what a baby

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 30 2006, 14:50 Post #58

QUOTE(evade20)

Impolite Things to Say at a Wake (or an autopsy

)
* So, what are you gonna do with his golf clubs?
* Who do I talk to about his bar tab?
* Of course you’ll miss him, he didn’t molest you.
* How long you think until he starts to stink?
* Wow! Other than his wife, is there anyone in this room he didn’t bang?
* Say what you will, Madame Toussot does nice work.
* It’s weird not seeing him drunk.
* I always thought he was gay.
* Isn’t that suit gonna be a little warm for Hell?
* So now that you’re a widow, what do you do? Masturbate?
* I was there when he died. Man, what a baby

Very funny. How 'bout funny things to say or good jokes, like:

I think he's moving!!!

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Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Mar 30 2006, 18:00 Post #59

QUOTE(evade20)

Diane,

Just don't get caught drinking and driving in Los Angelos County, California...Part of the mandated punishment is a chance to veiw an autopsy of a victim of an auto accident fatality...

As ghoulish as this sounds, LA has found that this experience has reduced recidivism especially with youthful offenders. The program is funded by an online store called "Skeletons in the Closet" http://lacstores.co.la.ca.us/coroner/

I would totally support this idea as I am strongly against drinking and driving.

But as crazy it might sound I rather deal with people than animals.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 30 2006, 18:07 Post #60

QUOTE(diane26)

LOL No I wouldnt be freaked out it is small things in masses that freak me out like totay you could see the buds on the cats tongue totally gross.

Today was sick all together.
I dunno how I am gonna do it either gnappy I am sure I will get through it though.

What if the people in the crowd were only 1 mm high (1/32" for you yanks). Would it gorss you out then?

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