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Double D's
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▫ Feb 9 2006, 21:18 Post #21
My Sister in laws fiance was trying to cum in on her face and ended up shooting himself in the eye.

True Story
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 9 2006, 21:22 Post #22
QUOTE(diane26)
My Sister in laws fiance was trying to cum in on her face and ended up shooting himself in the eye.

True Story


how in the HELL would he manage that? doesn't have very good command of his equipment :roflmao:
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 00:55 Post #23
QUOTE(Gnappster)
how in the HELL would he manage that? doesn't have very good command of his equipment  :roflmao:


I have no idea how he managed it but it sure is the party topic when we have get togethers he is a big goof ball and is always doing something wacky. There are a few "what were you thinking?" things I could tell about him .
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C Cup
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 01:10 Post #24
QUOTE(diane26)
I have no idea how he managed it but it sure is the party topic when we have get togethers he is a big goof ball and is always doing something wacky. There are a few "what were you thinking?" things I could tell about him .


That is crazy how tha twould happen!!
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 01:42 Post #25
QUOTE(burningnickle)
That is crazy how tha twould happen!!

I dont have a dick so I have no idea but said something like they were both laying well him on top and when he pulled out to shoot in her face it shot in his eye he said his head was down to watch it nail her and he was hit.

Crazy shit but with him I would believe it
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 03:51 Post #26
QUOTE(diane26)
My Sister in laws fiance was trying to cum in on her face and ended up shooting himself in the eye.

True Story


That will teach him not to bring a BB gun to bed!!!!

:lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 16:44 Post #27
QUOTE(bondiguy)
(the sad thing is I knew exactly where I posted this pic!)


lol, so do I. and she wasn't too happy about it
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:01 Post #28
yeah...oops!

Although to tell the truth I dont even know what thread im in half the time... they all become one massive blur
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:13 Post #29
QUOTE(bondiguy)
yeah...oops!

Although to tell the truth I dont even know what thread im in half the time... they all become one massive blur


just like reality
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:18 Post #30
you know it :pimpers:

ya wanna hit this shit? :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:26 Post #31
QUOTE(bondiguy)
you know it :pimpers:

ya wanna hit this shit? :P


i'll hit both!
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:32 Post #32
fuck u are unstoppable today!!!! hahaha

Big melons and a big bong.... ahh life's pleasures
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:36 Post #33
I knew I recognised her!!!!
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:47 Post #34
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I knew I recognised her!!!!

"It smells like Otto's jacket"
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:56 Post #35
QUOTE(closeup)
"It smells like Otto's jacket"


"Now my shoes are talking to me"
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C Cup
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 23:04 Post #36
to bad ur poll dosnt have more then one option i would have pick in my mouth on my breast on my ass :P on my face in my pussy i love them all depends on my mood but For bj always swallow everything loveeeeee the taste
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 23:05 Post #37
QUOTE(Gnappster)
"Now my shoes are talking to me"

Those do-gooders are all a bunch of losers. Every last one of them. Want results? You have to go to the Schwarneggers, the Stallones, and to a lesser extent, the Van Dammes.
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 04:57 Post #38
QUOTE(Gnappster)
"Now my shoes are talking to me"


"On closer inspection...these are loafers"
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D Cup
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▫ Apr 24 2006, 20:15 Post #39
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Ladies :D   You know your ultimate goal during sex is to get your man to blast forth his load , his cum, his juice , his white windex,  his pearl drops, his double stuff, his milky man goo, his jizz, his wad... and many many more names from his penis, his cock, his member, his shaft.. well you get the picture.

Girls, when you have brought him to his moment of explosion where do you like him to shoot?
And tell us why :D


before i vote, please change your above sentence to correctly read:

"Ladies :D You know your ultimate goal during sex, AFTER HE HAS MADE U CUM AT LEAST 5 TIMES OF COURSE, is to get your man to blast forth his load , his cum, his juice , his white windex, his pearl drops, his double stuff, his milky man goo, his jizz, his wad... and many many more names from his penis, his cock, his member, his shaft.. well you get the picture."
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▫ Apr 24 2006, 20:19 Post #40
QUOTE(johnfreak)
When I shoot, I want 1 of 4 things... in her mouth, on her tits or in her pahgynah.. if she cum dodges she's off my fuck list (in my head)

what is a "pahgynah". give me a pic, it helps me understand, since mens words always cum out wrong!

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