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Double D's
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▫ Feb 1 2006, 03:57 Post #21
QUOTE(luv2cubounce)
samantha fox started as a page 3 toplees girl in the daily newspaper thesun.co.uk  then made a song but it was her big tits in a national paper that made her.
did not htink jolie was that skinny,maybe she should start swollowing....i know its protien....

That pic Sensual posted didnt look like she had big tits at all :huh:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 5 2006, 03:20 Post #22
sorry but this is truely one of the worst threads I have ever seen

This place needs a major shakedown
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▫ Feb 6 2006, 19:49 Post #23
QUOTE(bondiguy)
sorry but this is truely one of the worst threads I have ever seen

This place needs a major shakedown


the only thing that could help this thread would be a angeilina jolie nipple slip
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▫ Feb 7 2006, 05:21 Post #24
I find this works just as well
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D Cup
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▫ Feb 8 2006, 19:50 Post #25
QUOTE(diane26)
Since she is famous I bet she has someone swallow and suck it for her. :P


pretty much she only does girls...... whole topless page 3 thing was a fake ...
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▫ Feb 8 2006, 20:23 Post #26
QUOTE(bondiguy)
sorry but this is truely one of the worst threads I have ever seen

This place needs a major shakedown

I'm with Bondi on this one. The way some people fawn over these actors and actresses is almost pathalogical. Angilina Jolie is just a person like the rest of us. Do you think she's ever spent one second of her life thinking about any one of us, or our inclinations? I realize it's just a topic and it's all meant for fun but I find the worship of these peoples' lives kinda disturbing. Whenever I see an article dealing with this weird facination (Like when people actually write to "Rachel" not to dump "Ross"), I always wonder what the hell are they thinking. With all that being said, I'll bet she could suck a golf ball thru 10 feet of garden hose. :P
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▫ Feb 8 2006, 20:27 Post #27
personally I think she has sucked a lot of cock to get to be where she is at today,don't think her acting is all that good :suckadick: :suckadick:
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▫ Feb 8 2006, 20:42 Post #28
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Angilina Jolie is just a person like the rest of us. Do you think she's ever spent one second of her life thinking about any one of us, or our inclinations?


you mean she hasn't?! :buti:
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▫ Feb 8 2006, 20:48 Post #29
She probably dreams of you every night, Gnappy. She pictures you standing in line at one of her movies ready to hand over your hard earned 10 bucks and it makes her all moist and horny.
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▫ Feb 8 2006, 20:54 Post #30
QUOTE(closeup)
She probably dreams of you every night, Gnappy. She pictures you standing in line at one of her movies ready to hand over your hard earned 10 bucks and it makes her all moist and horny.


nuh uh! I pay less, claiming that I am over 65 B)
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▫ Feb 8 2006, 21:00 Post #31
Now you're just trying to piss off Brad. How do you expect him to put food on the table if you're screwing his wife out of all that money? Muliple that two dollar savings by the number of people who paid to see Mr & Mrs Smith and they could have bought nice steak dinner for two with that extra money.
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 12:21 Post #32
QUOTE(closeup)
I'm with Bondi on this one. The way some people fawn over these actors and actresses is almost pathalogical. Angilina Jolie is just a person like the rest of us. Do you think she's ever spent one second of her life thinking about any one of us, or our inclinations? I realize it's just a topic and it's all meant for fun but I find the worship of these peoples' lives kinda disturbing. Whenever I see an article dealing with this weird facination (Like when people actually write to "Rachel" not to dump "Ross"), I always wonder what the hell are they thinking. With all that being said, I'll bet she could suck a golf ball thru 10 feet of garden hose. :P


While not exactly what I mean I do agree with you about celebrity fascination. Hence me being a part of and loving the amateur nature of this site!

What I did mean though is that there are just too many fucking innane, stupid and pointless threads being created daily!
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 19:15 Post #33
angelina has the lips for sucking cock...but i agree she is too skinny...but i guess it's cuz she's really tall :unsure:
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 20:30 Post #34
I rather have pointless and inane threads to post in than no threads at all. I hate when no one is posting:(
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 20:53 Post #35
You can always do what the whores do and just post in every thread regardless of content, tell a story but only post one part in each thread and let em try to peice it together.
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 21:08 Post #36
I think what Bondi meant is the sheer number of pointless topics.A new topic doesn't need to be started to express every thought that runs thru someone's head.But since I'm not the forum police, post away.
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▫ Feb 11 2006, 21:43 Post #37
QUOTE(closeup)
I think what Bondi meant is the sheer number of pointless topics.A new topic doesn't need to be started to express every thought that runs thru someone's head.But since I'm not the forum police, post away.

Yeah I got what he was saying and what you are saying, and if the board was busy I would probably agree since it woud flood out the good topics but since this board has been REALLY SLOW I was just saying I havent minded the posts,cause at least it is something.
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▫ Feb 12 2006, 00:05 Post #38
QUOTE(belicked6924)
I can honestly answer WHO CARES, almost any one of us would give up a testicle just to have a shot with her.


i agree completely what a goddess (we are not worthy)
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▫ Feb 12 2006, 00:18 Post #39
I bet she swallows.
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▫ Feb 13 2006, 05:26 Post #40
QUOTE(Hardabs)
angelina has the lips for sucking cock...but i agree she is too skinny...but i guess it's cuz she's really tall :unsure:


Ange too skinny??? :blink: I think she is pure perfection!!!

QUOTE(closeup)
I think what Bondi meant is the sheer number of pointless topics.A new topic doesn't need to be started to express every thought that runs thru someone's head.But since I'm not the forum police, post away.


BINGO!!!!

Some people should check through the archives to see if their topic has already got a thread for it. Just today another "ASS" thread was created in top melons... there are already 2 or 3 of them!!!

There are numerous "Why do people rate me so low" threads, etc etc. To stop threads from being duplicated we should all make sure the topic hasnt been raised before and if it has and you have something to add.... than add it in the thread already on here!!!!

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