They should ENHANCE your post.... not BE your post
Not to mention whenever you guys just put that smilie and nothing else, it generally means you spotted the simpsons reference and I'm pretty sure he doesn't like the simpsons. Not positive on that one though.
Not to mention whenever you guys just put that smilie and nothing else, it generally means you spotted the simpsons reference and I'm pretty sure he doesn't like the simpsons. Not positive on that one though.
So in Sydney this past Sunday the mercury hit 40 degrees celcius,a nd to do the conversion, it was fucking hot!
So Bondi Beach was packed to the rafters, you could barely spot the sand. The lifesavers were off their feet, I mean really, really busy. Why you ask? Because they were busy saving tourists (I must say mostly from Europe and Asia) from the surf because they couldn't swim?
What on earth makes a person enter the water, no less the surf when they can not swim? Do they think they'll pick it up as they go along? I don't jump out of planes because I can not fly and these people should adhere to the same rule!
Lastly, what angers me even more. Not 5 mins after they have had their life saved by people rsiking their own, they are back in the water!!!
So in Sydney this past Sunday the mercury hit 40 degrees celcius,a nd to do the conversion, it was fucking hot!
So Bondi Beach was packed to the rafters, you could barely spot the sand. The lifesavers were off their feet, I mean really, really busy. Why you ask? Because they were busy saving tourists (I must say mostly from Europe and Asia) from the surf because they couldn't swim?
What on earth makes a person enter the water, no less the surf when they can not swim? Do they think they'll pick it up as they go along? I don't jump out of planes because I can not fly and these people should adhere to the same rule!
Lastly, what angers me even more. Not 5 mins after they have had their life saved by people rsiking their own, they are back in the water!!!
I think the city should send them the bill. It's not like lifeguards work for free. I agree, you'd have to be pretty ignorant to wade into the ocean if you can't swim. We'd get guys in Boot Camp who couldn't swim. Since the service they were joining was called the Marines, how could they possibly think the training wouldn't include going into the water. That's about as dumb as joining 3d's Boy Scout troop without a tube of KY and a loose sphincter. It's just shortsighted.
I think the city should send them the bill. It's not like lifeguards work for free. I agree, you'd have to be pretty ignorant to wade into the ocean if you can't swim. We'd get guys in Boot Camp who couldn't swim. Since the service they were joining was called the Marines, how could they possibly think the training wouldn't include going into the water. That's about as dumb as joining 3d's Boy Scout troop without a tube of KY and a loose sphincter. It's just shortsighted.
The last line is as funny as anything you have ever posted!!!!
All day long we've been told Portland was going to get "a light dusting" of snow. Just driving home an hour ago and there's already about 6"-8" inches and it's still coming down hard. I'd love a job where I could be that inaccurate. "Oh, sorry lady, you DIDN'T want your barbecue grill in the bathroom? My mistake. " I'd be out of the moving business in a week with that kind of service.
All day long we've been told Portland was going to get "a light dusting" of snow. Just driving home an hour ago and there's already about 6"-8" inches and it's still coming down hard. I'd love a job where I could be that inaccurate. "Oh, sorry lady, you DIDN'T want your barbecue grill in the bathroom? My mistake. " I'd be out of the moving business in a week with that kind of service.
wow, two funny posts in a row???
and actually, I think your and my weathermen got mixed up. cuz here they were predicting 6-8 inches and got about 1-2.
this post has burn potential written all over it. I can only hope that any such burns will be deflected onto someone else... and if I am the subject of any direct hits, all I can say is, "It was like that when I got here."
and actually, I think your and my weathermen got mixed up. cuz here they were predicting 6-8 inches and got about 1-2.
this post has burn potential written all over it. I can only hope that any such burns will be deflected onto someone else... and if I am the subject of any direct hits, all I can say is, "It was like that when I got here."
So tempted to burn....
ok, I can't help it...........
I bet your wife was predicting 6-8 inches before you started dating but was dissapointed with the eventual 1-2 inches
So in Sydney this past Sunday the mercury hit 40 degrees celcius,a nd to do the conversion, it was fucking hot!
So Bondi Beach was packed to the rafters, you could barely spot the sand. The lifesavers were off their feet, I mean really, really busy. Why you ask? Because they were busy saving tourists (I must say mostly from Europe and Asia) from the surf because they couldn't swim?
What on earth makes a person enter the water, no less the surf when they can not swim? Do they think they'll pick it up as they go along? I don't jump out of planes because I can not fly and these people should adhere to the same rule!
Lastly, what angers me even more. Not 5 mins after they have had their life saved by people rsiking their own, they are back in the water!!!
Well people are, in general, stupid. When I went to Hawaii, I went out a little farther cuz it was very shallow and not much surf near the beach, but when I went to Mexico it got deep fast and I didn't go deeper than about waist height. I can swim not bad, but I'm not used to the ocean and I pretty much sink like a rock at the best of times.
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I think the city should send them the bill. It's not like lifeguards work for free. I agree, you'd have to be pretty ignorant to wade into the ocean if you can't swim. We'd get guys in Boot Camp who couldn't swim. Since the service they were joining was called the Marines, how could they possibly think the training wouldn't include going into the water. That's about as dumb as joining 3d's Boy Scout troop without a tube of KY and a loose sphincter. It's just shortsighted.
hahahaha, priceless.
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wow, two funny posts in a row???
and actually, I think your and my weathermen got mixed up. cuz here they were predicting 6-8 inches and got about 1-2.
this post has burn potential written all over it. I can only hope that any such burns will be deflected onto someone else... and if I am the subject of any direct hits, all I can say is, "It was like that when I got here."
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So tempted to burn....
ok, I can't help it...........
I bet your wife was predicting 6-8 inches before you started dating but was dissapointed with the eventual 1-2 inches
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Hey, you didn't finish the analogy.Looks like we got another 4-5 inches overnight.
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but that was after the mailman stopped late with his package ..
No. That's why I never used it. How about female letter carrier? Does the sight of a woman carrying a heavy bag of mail turn you on. Here's some "Postal Porn" just for you. (Remember, they're naked under their clothing)
that was at the very least funny
The last line is as funny as anything you have ever posted!!!!